My sister is crying in the room next to me, what should I do Sup Forums?

My sister is crying in the room next to me, what should I do Sup Forums?

but you balls on her forehead

make it worse by making your presence known to her.

Rape

>"oi, knock it off I'm tryina ave a wank!"

If dubs op must do this

She's my older sister. She's crying because her baby died and she came to stay with us since

top kek

Go ask her what's wrong and console her you ignorant fuck

I have sister she room cry for manfriend I like
I tell no homo but she say yes and cry
its her a bitch

Rolling for this

This is the only answer I know of.

Accidentally send her dead baby jokes.

Rape her

Give her a REAL reason to cry

Check'd

wait till she calms down a bit, then go to her room and be her rock. She needs someone (obviously)

Checked

I really like your english

Believe me that has already happened. We went to go get subs and I accidentally joked about diet coke tasting funny because it's made with dead babies.

Explain to her that dead babies are a miracle.
All the joy and emotion of becoming a mother, without all those hate filled resentment years and financial burdens.

>mfw i read that in my head with her voice

Get her some rope

I was against her having sex from the start because she's not married but she did anyways. I was right all along but I'm not gonna point that out because I'm not an asshole

rayp

>go into the kitchen
>get a whole bunch of ingredients
>make the best "dead baby" you possibly can
>put it on a plate
>present it to her
>walk out of the room without saying anything

Fuck she left the house. She's outside, probably smoking. What do I do now?

Now's your chance to make the "dead baby" in the kitchen!

What ingredients do I make the baby with?

get her drunk, then show her ur boner and she if she will have sex with you. this is the only thing i could think of. use a condom if ur gonna do real sex, cause don't have kids with ur sister, that is fucked up

I feel bad for laughing you fucking asshole

do people actually do this?

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buy coke and convince her to do some because it'll make her happy

I'm gonna text her

nothing