Jason Hammel, RHP (3.34 ERA, 4.26 xFIP) vs Jimmy Nelson, RHP (3.39 ERA, 4.82 xFIP)
Cubs Lineup 1. Dexter Fowler (CF) 2. Kris Bryant (3B) 3. Anthony Rizzo (1B) 4. Ben Zobrist (2B) 5. Willson Contreras (LF) 6. Jason Heyward (RF) 7. Addison Russell (SS) 8. Miguel Montero (C) 9. Jason Hammel (P)
Brewers Lineup 1. Jonathan Villar (SS) 2. Scooter Gennett (2B) 3. Ryan Braun (LF) 4. Jonathan Lucroy (C) 5. Chris Carter (1B) 6. Kirk Nieuwenhuis (CF) 7. Hernan Perez (3B) 8. Ramon Flores (RF) 9. Jimmy Nelson (P)
First pitch at 7:10 CT from Miller Park in Milwaukee
No matter how safe you think your relationship is with a Wisconsinite, they'll always betray you.
Come home, son
Adam Gray
>spraying broors fans for lice
Ryan Martin
Enjoy being eaten alive by the fucking Mosquitos.
No way Walker is surviving the next election with how people are finding out he messed with the economy by cooking the books.
Joseph Thomas
>Peanut cucking Packers fans one last time
Feels fucking good m8
Logan Parker
Almora Jr was only slashing .265/.291/.422 and having Fowler made him a little bit redundant
Can't demote Montero cause he's a veteran (and therefore has the right to refuse demotion, plus that would go over poorly in the clubhouse
Henry Brooks
We have Contreras for that.
Hunter Anderson
Can't we give him some pilates injects so he doesn't suck as much? He's the worst of the catchers and an offensive black hole that's managing to Trump even Heyward. Who for all things considered finally found his grove after he got shoved down to the bottom half of the order.
>Walker >Talking shit about Illinois Governors We might have two governors in Federal prison. But at least none of them were stupid enough to fall for a crank call saying they were the Koch Brothers/George Soros.
Feels good knowing you'll be the first to know if Mike Ditka has farted toward lambeau field
Hunter Morales
>broors field >stands look like wrigley
Grayson Diaz
Southern Illinois is filled with redneck retards. Way worse than anything you'll find in Wisco.
Joshua Collins
>talking shit about part of your own state Thats not even remotely true. Southerners are just accustomed to a different lifestyle. I'm from Northern IL btw
Wisconsin is the enemy. Don't fall for the memes.
Gabriel Price
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Ryan Peterson
That's what happens when one team is having a great season and another isn't and they're ridiculously close.
John Morales
THIS
Brothers might quarrel at home, but outside they protect each other from slight.
Fuck Wisconsin. The only thing of even minor fame the state has is the Giant Fiberglass Muskellunge at the Fishing Hall of Fame in Hayward. And their Muskellunges are being eaten by Northern Pike.
And the one team has a major fanbase in every major baseball city too.
Jayden Campbell
Fucking hell
Jayden Baker
...
Bentley Williams
football is shit
Anthony Sanchez
>Warren and Richard warming up double JUST
Brayden Robinson
>hammel falls apart again Jesus Christ, he's such a piece of shit
Liam Richardson
Why is Montero such shit this year?
Alexander Cooper
What is Wrigley North?
Daniel Turner
>Richard How as that fucker not been released yet? Has he had an outting where he hasn't given up a hit yet?
>Montero fucks up again I'd rather have him retire if we can't demote him.
Connor Torres
>Tussell
David Torres
>wasted the leadoff triple and nearly killed Addy >mfw
Anthony Edwards
Is that like Lambeau south?
Noah Thomas
>Implying Packer fans can take over huge swaths of Soldier Field.
Dah Bears will never fall for your photoshops cheese fucker.
Jace Davis
...
Jackson Gonzalez
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Aaron Ross
>cheese fucker >cheese fucking
I didn't need this fetish.
Adrian Davis
Have you seen the women of Wisconsin? All dirty blond fatties. Even the Jail Bait isn't that appealing. And that shit is hard to fuck up.
Aiden Murphy
There's two right now.
Xavier Young
>Juuust a bit outside.
Ryan Anderson
FUCK YEAH SKELETON MAN
Brandon Lee
Carl's Jr seems like a pretty cool guy
Levi Parker
Bob Uecker is a god.
Brayden Cooper
based skeleton man
Parker Hall
>shiggymont
Gabriel Mitchell
>goddammit miggy
Caleb Powell
MONTERO CUT WHEN?
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE SHITTY AT EITHER OFFENSE OR DEFENSE, BUT NOT BOTH.
Joseph Robinson
> Montero kek
Luis Martin
>Grimm
wew lads, brace yourself
Carson White
>Wisconsin >shit Nah
John Edwards
of all the neighbors of Illinois, I'd say Wisco is the comfiest
I like the imagery of pine forests and cold winters
Levi Cooper
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Cooper Reyes
thank mr skeltal jr
Jacob Long
>imaginary cat
Sebastian Watson
>thank mr skeltal jr
Owen James
What happened to Miggy guys
Samuel Walker
He's never been amazing but damn he sucks shit this year.
Samuel Hall
he's old
needs to go on the dl when Soler is back, the pitchers need to go ahead and get used to Contreras
Kayden Scott
slight update
Alexander Morris
I always assumed his best asset was pitch framing, but it seems everything else is trash this year
Mason Fisher
I can dig it.
thank jr skeltal
Liam Gonzalez
he also takes a lot of walks which is his only redeeming quality at the plate
Dominic Campbell
need more cubs memes
cubs version of buck truck when? need something like the maddon wagon
Bentley Hill
yay!
Sebastian Edwards
I've been asking for that for months.
We just don't have anyone with talent who are in these threads.
Alexander Ramirez
That was a good at bat. Thanks, Miggy Mont.
Tyler Turner
I take it all back based miggy
Alexander Morris
one more change, added a slight blur to some words
Carson Sanchez
I think all the meme makers are with the Sox, because we get plenty in Bulls threads.
Asher Torres
>Everyone can steal on the Cubs >Cubs always end up getting caught WHY?
Ayden Sanders
Baez you bojo!
Austin Diaz
I'll look into some fresh memes eurobro
nice dubs btw
Joseph Ortiz
Why? Because Miggy can't throw for the life of him
Ross can throw, but he's usually paired with Lester
so that leaves Willson as the only one who can throw out baserunners
Kevin Campbell
I e mad a few Hawks memes but by and large the biggest memesters are the bulce
Christopher Green
Montero needs to be cut and we need to get a good catcher who is younger than Ross and has more experience than Contarase.
Levi Adams
Scooter Gennett picked his own nickname. It pisses me off with every at bat.
Christian Martinez
he won't be cut this year, and will probably be back next year (hopefully after that bulging disc in his back is healed up), but then he's gone
he's popular in the clubhouse, and it's nice to have a catcher other than Willson (young/inexperienced) and Ross (old)
Ryder King
You'd think the fact he sucks would affect his popularity or motivate the people who do like to try and make him unsuck.
