/mlb/ general - How you want your ERA? Edition

SEA:Paxton fans nine in win over Blue Jays
ATL:Julio Teheran leaves with apparent injury
BAL:Bundy goes five innings in win over Indians
BAL:Trumbo slugs MLB-leading 29th homer
PIT:Tyler Glasnow to start for Pirates Saturday
PHI:Eflin fires three-hit shutout against Pirates
BOS:Betts forced to leave game with knee soreness
SF:Buster Posey day-to-day with foot contusion
PHI:Maikel Franco leaves after getting plunked
SD:Padres could be nearing Melvin Upton trade
CHC:Dexter Fowler (hamstring) back from the DL
CWS:Brett Lawrie (hamstring) set to undergo MRI

royals

Royals

Bumshit will never make the hall of fame.

Royals

The whos can still beat detoilet.

Stupid whos fans just have to have faith in their team.

>rags

>yankees can't win when it most counts
>yankees can't lose when it most counts
goddammit we were supposed to get swept by the O's and lose tonight

>rags

Its over

Kershaw unironically will win Cy Young even if he season ended 3 weeks ago....

Not even hyping him up anymore, his career speaks for itself.

How mad does this make you? To know Kershaw is quite literally the greatest pitcher to have ever lived?

MVP isn't competely off the table if he returns within a month and lowers his ERA down to 1.5X Maddux tier with the WHIP and S/W all-time records.

orioles

...

>can still
doubt
>have to have faith in their team
They've given them no reason to

:^)

Holy moly how do you lose 5 out of 7 to the Minnesota Twins

t. Debbie downer whos fag

This is why we make fun of you fags

>Sources: #Orioles discussing a trade in which they would acquire #Padres’ Melvin Upton Jr. for Ubaldo Jimenez.

>Sources: #Orioles discussing a trade in which they would acquire #Padres’ Melvin Upton Jr. for Ubaldo Jimenez.

>Sources: #Orioles discussing a trade in which they would acquire #Padres’ Melvin Upton Jr. for Ubaldo Jimenez.

Daddy hasn't pitched in like a month and he's only 20-something K's from the major league lead.

Lmao

Can't make this up.

...

ok

it is statistically improbable. probably like 10%

>literally all the had to do was apologize

>SD also wants a prospect

They better

If I root for the Marlins, how crazy am i?

What if we gave them meme magic?

idk how anyone could root for a team that plays in such an awfully ugly stadium. i would hardly be able to watch the games. their new logo/uni is also shit-tier.

Crazy. 7.3/10.

GET FUCKED CARDS

Kansas City Royals

...

Shaking my fucking head and the city of St. Louis.

Remember when they were the incredible NL powerhouse?

What the fuck happened to Wacha? This nigga looked like fucking Cy Young in the post season but has been shit for like 400 inning now.

Fucking 3 games behind lmao.

Kershaw comes back just in time for the WS opener.

Fuck I love the Dodgers

>it's a turner for mvp episode
rerunssssssss

well yes I'll admit the stadium is horrid and the old logos are much better but they've won world eries before so they are too much shit right?

are the dads retarded?

How do the dodgers keep winning with all these meme players?

>Kendrick
>Turner
>kazmir
>kike Hernandez
>Blanton
>puig
>utley
>poorias

>What the fuck happened to Wacha?
exposed as a fastball baby

helps that they're playing shit teams lately

>Analslime

god damnit you had one job faggots

I got my heart broken at a Royals game. But at least I got to see fireworks + danny duffy

>exposed as a fastball baby
Naw bro. His Change-up in 2013 was fucking crazy good. Even up until last year and even today's start. I honestly thought he would grow into a wainwright tier ace.

kendrick is relatively consistent which the dodgers sorely need
turner and utley are a pair of GOATs
kazmir, blanton, and urias are apparently good
kike and puig are absolute memes though for sure
dodgers have always been super good against shit teams and super bad against decent ones but apparently that's flipped recently
>losing to the dads or dbacks ever
but they just won a series against the nationals AGAIN
hard to tell where they stand right now

>ichiro
>roided speedster
>chingchong pitcher
>pinball stadium
they're one of the more likable whogivesafuck teams

>Kershaw comes back just in time for the WS opener.
I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as when I read that. God bless you DG.

Hey, if it'll get us rid of Ubaldo, you can also have Christian Walker, Dads.

didn't he have an injury in 2014?

>jansen post-allstar break
no.
trade for miller

free baseball

Marlins are gonna be every non contending fans favorite if they meme their way into a wildcard
I would love to see Ichiro in the playoffs again

>doyers

>dodgers

>Jansen

>Kenley Jenshit

>DOYERS

gib elite prospects pls

>doyers

hey Canada, please lose the next two games and keep the Mariners hopes alive
Thanks

>heart broken

did your gf hook up with tyrone?

Will Harris

The BEST closer

in the AL

>dickey pitching next game
>dead offense

you got it senpai

>pitcher is 99% done with delivery
>guy steps out of box

>pitcher tries to do the equivalent after being only 1% done with delivery
>balk

Nope that's Britton. Fuck the orioles but I'm not stupid enough to not realize this.

No I talked to a royals rally girl (underage b8 who wave towels and throw out tshirts at the game) and we took pictures together. She left to sing take me out to the ball game during the 7th inning and I never saw her again i literally waznt to die

thanks. Ms traded their Sunday starter and Happ has kept this trend of being really good as soon as he left Seattle. That games not looking good for them

>left McCullers on the bench this week

Jansen with ANOTHER blown save

Kek. What a useless overrated faggot

>Dodgers take the lead in 12
>2 run walk off hr
Calling it

>#Astros Lance McCullers is the first right-handed pitcher ever to strike Mike Trout out swinging in three straight plate appearances.

Sorry friend

With a haircut like that you should've known he was destined for greatness

Probably almost lost us the game but really that's in the past

He had 2 goals in life, pass Gagne and make an ASG
He has nothing left to live for

>2016
>not having at least one bullpen skeleton

Don't go to Hooters, those girls will put you in the poor house
At least the Royals won I guess

>any less than 16 innings
confirmed for not knowing at all what he's talking about

>right handed
>swinging
>trout
>three straight

I really hate these stats that get a whole list of conditions

Im sure some site has kept stats of mike trouts record against right handed pitchers, on the road, during the day, with runners in scoring position while the angels are losing

what the fuck happened to the giants

only 3 players were in the all star game, suddenly the entire team cant play for shit

honestly, is there a better TV booth in baseball? i am a yankee fan, but i gotta hand it to the mets. they have a great broadcasting booth. i've noticed this watching mets games and the occasional out of market game on mlb network.

other parts of the country have it so bad. the nats and cards guys especially will put you to sleep, they're so dry.

props to the orioles and giants guys too, and of course scully, whose broadcasts just feel like something different from what modern broadcasters offer. it's hard to even compare him with the others.

with 2 outs

Rex Hudler and Ryan LeFebevereve have quality banter

What VPN do you guys use for mlb.tv?
I heard a few people mention a chrome extention

Wondering the same thing. They fucking suck dick right now.

they were exceeding expectations based on muh pythag theorum(inb4 muh math is wrong and my biased fan views are correct argument) and were always going to regress

they were way overperforming lmfao
everyone knew this, giants and rangers were playing much better than they should have been
articles on sports sites and everything

but 80% of the roster is AAA

it doesnt make sense for it to be happening NOW

ran out of calendar autism meme magic

They weren't exceeding by very much though autismo

Always been shit. They had been over performing for months and the exact same time the Dodgers were severely underlerforming.

Did you really think samardzija was a 2.4 ERA pitcher?
Did you really think Belt was gonna be a serous MVP candidate?
Lmao

The bullpen is one of the worst in baseball.

DG
G

seriously, why are bumgarner and cueto suddenly imploding

>zero wins in the 2nd half
not even the rags this bad

KEK

>but 80% of the roster is AAA
Thats weird because the Giants have the third most expensive roster in major league baseball and the Dodgers have one of the cheapest.

Not. Making. This. Up.
Sup bro. I was memeing on /nba/ for a minute, got it on now.

Since when is 2 ER in 7 innings a bad start?

>Thats weird because the Giants have the third most expensive roster in major league baseball and the Dodgers have one of the cheapest.

how does that have anything to do with what I said?

You are making this up though

It is when you're facing the 2016 yankees

How could a team with 80% AAA be the third most expensive roster in baseball as if July 22nd, 2016?

Dodgers active roster is fucking cheap and getting it done with talent, not memes.

>piss-cotty
tardinals broadcasters are retarded btw, they said the runner on 1st would score on a single

what the fuck are you tlakng about

the giants outfield and infield is quite literally made up of AAA players from the sacramento rivercats

>13 hits, 3 runs

typical Dodgers offense

Shit fans
Shit team
Shit franchise

it might if youve got the best singles in baseball