She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

Grab my harpoon
Then
Grab her dick

Oh. OK. Sure. Whatever. I got shit to do. You have a nice day.

Cum in my pants but if you dont reply to this post your mom will die tonight

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Someone's salty because his girlfriend is large.

Tell her that if she don't reply this post her mother die in her sleep tonight

Hotdog her.

Assume she has some ulterior motive, since women don't exactly do that to me.

slowly realize my end is nigh due to snu snu

Propably jizz in my pants.

>inb4 turn 360 degrees and walk away

Sauce???

Awkwardly avoid eye contact
Turn 360° and walk away

she looks mentally retarded

>Turn 360° and walk away
what

Newfag spotted

Fuck you

But then you'd be facing the same direction xD

Train like the guy on the wall.

tell her she got dat mega shizzle thunder thies. then tell her i charge a fee to eat to finger her.

she wont

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y

Noice, me too. Guess who's sitting on my face later

That doesn't make sense. This chick is enormous.

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mommy live forever

Ebin

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Ebin

Behold, her huge butt.

I'd fuck her gladly. Am I seriously alone here?

I can't believe you low testosterone fagggots wouldn't plow this thicc ass bitch I would pound her with my 7 inch dick all day long

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yes

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godness

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Every time

fuck

Sauce?

fuck

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Don't make promises you can't keep asshole. It's not fair of you fucker so to keep saying this will happen over and over agian and just keep disappointing me.

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My gaaad, I would impregnate the poor girl.

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kys

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I imagine she's intimidating to dudes with small dicks who aren't sure they can actually penetrate her without enough depth to give her any pleasure.

No.

Dunno, would have to see in person. Would go for a one nighter just to slap dat ass.

kill her with fire, then push my fingers into my eyes so i never ever have to see mutants like this thing again

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Are you retarded? That woman has muscle. She did exercise you stupid fuck.

Reply

Nah, I'd smash all day

Sauce for the love of god I love thicc women

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Holy, Sup Forums is infested with 12 year olds who think that she is fat...She has the hips of a goddess holy shit.

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Thanks guys, I thought I might have been completely surrounded by faggots for a minute there.

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y

Why does everyone think she is fat? Those are the legs of Chun-Li for fucks sake.

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zoz

imagine the funk between her thighs

it makes me shudder knowing how bad it would be after trying to finger ram he

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ask her if she like to sit on my face for eternity

Fuckkk

you can see cellulite on her fat lumpy thighs. dear god no.

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Reply

Would date for years

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Nice

>muh fat acceptance slide

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Flirt back, hope it leads to me eating her ass

newfag spotted

who is she? I want more. Do she do porn?

Ask her if she has a feminine penis
>??? NO
Run away as fast as I can then accidentally fall.

If she has a feminine penis then I'd let her pound me

I'm not gay though !

Shouldn't that be the other way around? Fat people need to take the stairs

this

Fucking this, tbqhwy family

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This isn't her but if you want to see the perfect pawg, look up jasminejnad

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Call her fat

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found the nigger

fat people think they're people, damn that's funny

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okay

kys

All aboard the bait train!