Asians are the most evolved race

Asians are the most evolved race.

First and foremost, we are the cutest race. According to evolutionary theory, humans are neotenic apes. We have the highest degree of neoteny. We have less body hair, smaller noses, larger eyes, smaller body frames, less body odor, and slimmer builds than other races. This alone, is enough to make us the "most evolved" race. >Pic related.

Furthermore, we Asians also have the highest average IQs (106 vs 100), the highest SAT scores (1650 vs 1500), and the highest levels of college education (49% vs 28%).

In the US, Asian-Americans have the lowest crime rates and incarceration rates. As well as the lowest unemployment rate for any race. We also have the highest median income per household ($66,000 vs $48,000).

We invented gunpowder, paper. printing, and the compass.

Japan is the world's 3rd largest economy. China is the 2nd largest and is set to be first largest by 2029.

Feel jelly yet?

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Somebody is mad because of their small dick

What about pleasing women, you still more evolved with ur femine cocks?

kek

Whites invented the computers and video games that you crazy bastards die from playing non-stop. Gg.

>the cutest race
I... have no argument against that.

Here, have an asian.

>cutest race
>Asians
>shows a Asian/white mix breed
Kek

Christ, you idiots are basically proving his point

Asians eh, so like Israelis and pakis and all that ? Or are you just meaning to say Ching Chong Asians ??

This. If the stereotype is true, then it follows that Ugandans have some of the largest dicks in the world. I don't see anyone feeling jelly for Uganda or Ugandans.

East asians. Persians are fucking retarded. The persians in china are basically analogous to the negro in the US

I meant that they were proving his point by acting like idiots

If negroes and spics were like asians, I don't think anyone would mind them here in the US

>tripdubs confirm

You'se mad bout ya small dicc whiteboi

asians are subhuman trash the only thing worse are white race traitors

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Is this meme still alive

How about I'm the alpha male with my large 185cm physique and an apex alpha male chest of hair.

You can't fight no one.

>whites created video games

Ever heard of atari

Well I'll just stop you right there Asian boy and explain to you how you aren't very smart.

With me being Native American we technically have the same genes. Except I'm taller, grow facial hair & have less body hair. I got a 28 on my ACT & I get laid suck my dick eye slants

I'm a 6'4" built asian and I can probably gouge your eyeballs out with my chopsticks friendo
But I won't since white people are cool.

>a 28 on my ACT
>believing this is a good score

Kek, kill yourself brainlet

Google the first video game, it's whites.

I do.. if you have seen one you have seen them all. But I don't have a problem with Asians.

>28
Are you shitting me? That's fucking shit fam. First go without studying landed me a 34 on mine. You're mad we have full rights and you're stuck on your reservations

He fell for the bait!

>We have less body hair
We all have the same amount of hair follices. Similar even to chimps. Your argument is invalid.

>smaller noses, larger eyes, smaller body frames, less body odor, and slimmer builds than other races
None of these attributes correlate with being 'more evolved'. You're just naming defining physical characteristics
also lollargereyes

>Furthermore, we Asians also have the highest average IQs
Anyone with half a brain will tell you that IQ is a terrible way to measure intelligence. There was a 15 year old kid with a higher IQ than Einstein but I don't see him revolutionizing our understanding of physics

>n the US, Asian-Americans have the lowest crime rates and incarceration rates. As well as the lowest unemployment rate for any race. We also have the highest median income per household ($66,000 vs $48,000).
This correlates with the number of asians that enter third level education, which realistically comes down to cultural differences and a nazi level of discipline

>We invented gunpowder, paper. printing, and the compass.
Every race has invented important things. You, on the other hand hav invented none of those things so stop taking credit chink

>Japan is the world's 3rd largest economy. China is the 2nd largest and is set to be first largest by 2029.
Japan is in horrendous levels of debt and have a struggling economy. China will become the largest because of your fucking population size, no other reason.

tl;dr OP is a faggot chink

Pretty much. Even asians can't tell each other apart
>be asian
>grew up in upper middleclass white america
>only asian friend is my gf
>go to college
>first time I meet my korean roommate, I asked if he was japanese

Ah... I see. I thought it was a comment on the inconsequentiality of the stereotype. :)

whites who like asians are the fucking worst

my neighbor is married to one

oh and i'm not joking he's literally raising her son

Yea, but they totally disregard the happuness of the individual.
Their societies are like souless machines.

>First and foremost, we are the cutest race.

Hahahahaha!

Go to Asia. Look around.

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yeah so civilized china is one of the worst places in the world

the japanese carried out the most horrific crimes imaginable against the chinese and surrounding countries during ww2

fuck every single asian and fuck every white race traitor

All of this and yet Asian women would still rather fuck white guys.

Sorry friendo, there have been many people with higher IQs than einstein that don't do squat because they lack imagination and training.

Regarding earning, that's part of asian culture. Their parents are ridiculously strict, and thus raise better children. Except for those spoiled fucking kids from asia at my university. You don't really see asian trailer trash do you fam?

Also China won't be the largest economy. China is tanking right now

I went to a university that has a ton of asians.

Why do they all smoke?
Why do chink bitches not shave?
Why do they always look at the floor like a beaten dog?

Lots of thai in Norway, don't feel op is talking about them though... give us jav

You're right, us Americans just eat too much and act like idiots

Not really. That's about as much of a meme as the white chicks dig black dicks shit

>Anyone with half a brain will tell you that IQ is a terrible way to measure intelligence.

That's bullshit.

>There was a 15 year old kid with a higher IQ than Einstein but I don't see him revolutionizing our understanding of physics

Scientific discoveries require years of targeted education, necessary equipment, creativity, and luck (many plausible ideas, mathematically supported, turnnout to be wrong).

The smartest person on earth could be a lumberjack or janitor.

Depends where the university is located

Not mad, but you're dead wrong.
IQs have been artificially inflated (particularly in china) by only using scores from top schools.

Asians as a whole do have some lean towards non-violence and less body hair or being "cute" but whites have significantly more diversity and can range from ugly toothless morons to the top person in looks, intelligence, ability, speed and strength. Acourding to dating sites, white women are the most sought after, and in the words of some randy off the internet "cute is nice, but I'd rather be called sexy or beautiful."

As for inventions, whites discovered most of those on their own, but more importantly they discovered medicine (something east Asia is bad with like Korean poop wine or Chinese use of expired drugs causing super bacteria) not to mention ways to harness electricity, science as a whole, personal liberties, computers, individualism, mechanization in farming and industry, and forms of governemnt like democracy and republics. If it wasn't for whites, feudalism would still exist.

And hold on, I know what you're thinking, "we would have discovered that eventually" and.. well no. No you wouldnt. See a collectivist culture is the hardest to break apart. China is still being ruled by an oligarchy. It's a lot like feudalism hasn't ended there, it's just that being in charge is less about birthright and more about subversive tactics. Without individualism, people with "bad" or just different ideas are practically exiled and are swept under the rug. Even today individualism is still lacking in east asian countries like Japan and Korea, so although you exist in a culture that demands high work load and lots of studying and you do not have the luxury of choosing to only achieve some of your goals, you will never get new ideas unless someone brings them to you.

We invent, we lead, we create, you follow.

You mad bro?

Cute kid. Can I have some bacon please? I want to use it to make skates for my kitchen.

If he goes to a UC like me, theyre fucking filled with spoiled kids from chinese millionaires

Kek

The arabs took gunpowder, compasses and paper back to europe. I will say that gutenberg had a far superior press however. And some eastern herbal medicines are effective, like quinine. China led the world right up until the end of the 15th century, thanks to the fucking Ming

>As well as the lowest unemployment rate for any race.

This is because asians only employ within their family and immediate friends (who are always asian).

fuck quinine is the wrong drug. Forgot the name of the anti malaria drug

It's because asian pursue tertiary education.

> Pretending to be asian

You're probably just another cultural American, asian genetics or not, as if you were actually asian, you'd be too busy hating the other breeds of asians to get on Sup Forums and claim a universal superiority.

> asians are best
> except chinese and korean
> fuck those guys
>> no fuck you nip bitch
> defense force ftw
>> rapist pieces of shit
> kpop retards
>>> anybody else like noodles
> fuck off
>> fuck off

It's not known how exactly gunpowder appeared in Europe.
Some science niggas say it may have been separately invented in Europe in the 13th century.

No, since most tertiary education is useless and hardly ever lands you employment.

Asians have a tendency to only be with other Asians, and for this reason, they only employ within their immediate circle. This is true. So many Asians are backstabbers and only think about money - so they employ their family and friends, asians, for the sake of paying less but also for the purpose of nepotism - which is something Asians are highly guilty of.

So if Asians are so evolved, why are Whites always stealing Asian females?

And it's not even a difficult task. Seriously. Asian females are the easiest to pull when you're White.

"Evolved" is determined by genetic adaptations to a specific environment or set of circumstances. We are all as much that as the other.

"Cutest" is subjective.

You aren't using "neotenic" properly.

Body odor is greatly affected by diet.

Usually those with less body hair, smaller builds, smaller noses and larger eyes are called children.

The rest of the stats may or may not be correct, but it is possible that the environment that produced Asians required faster development of certain parts of the brain, which explains most of it, but Asian cultures are also pressured to excel academically more than most other societies.

I'll give you gunpowder, but the others are questionable.

Asians' ability to multiply does not impress me.

>Regarding earning, that's part of asian culture. Their parents are ridiculously strict, and thus raise better children. Except for those spoiled fucking kids from asia at my university. You don't really see asian trailer trash do you fam?

asians are jelly because white people have childhoods

asians are literally just pale niggers with straight hair.

>We have less body hair, smaller noses, larger eyes, smaller body frames, less body odor, and slimmer builds than other races.

So... in other words... you're all women?

I don't think you realise what females want.

And the main basis for evolution is procreation. In order for evolution to even happen, you must be able to "spread your seed".

However, having all of the characteristics that males want, rather than females, isn't going to help you spread that seed. It's literally only good for being traps.

Enjoy being perfect candidates for traps.

(It's no wonder why almost all of tranny porn comes from Asia with Asians being the most convincing shemales).

fuxk u lol I smoke killer weed and still smarter than u fgt

Are you actually retarded? If you pick a good degree like computer engineering then you will easily land a job since that field is hurting for people right now. Also, your nepotism argument is invalid if a shit ton of asian work for large corporations like facebook or at universities.
I had a childhood too. But I also knew when to fucking study. I traveled a hell of a lot more than any of you, I bet

Yeh, there is no "most evolved" race, they all just adapted to their environments, Asian may lack advantages of other races and the other way around.

Not jelly (Caucasian here).

I'll conceed your points except that asians historically are not good at self governing in homogeneous settings, so ya still need me.

>eats dogs
>abuses children
>evolved

Asians arent evem cute dude, theyre fucking disgusting, god damn fish people

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lol i recognize that boy

Paper was invented in egypt but made differently in china.

Printing press, sure, but people used stamps and seals and blocks long before that, the Chinese were just the first to use them to print books.

Gunpowder, sure. That's the one the Chinese made but we improved by turning it into the far more useful smokeless (well, less smoke) variety.

As for the compass I'm puzzled, because I was under the idea that egypt beat china to that.

Granted egypt and the area had the advantage of being the first to settle down after evolving from blacks.

A website I'm on declared that ink, blast furnaces, animal harnesses, and brain surgery all were made by the Chinese, but these are all easily disproved with a quick search.

I will not give you medicine either, because even Africans have mixed plants together to attempt to cure diseases, modern medicine is a different thing, relying on man made chemicals, delicate instruments, and computers.

But in all honesty, I love Asians, and on average I'd say you're conjecture is p. Good, however when it comes to upper, let'ssay 5%, whites have you beat. Again it's the fact that whites are the single most diverse race on earth. We have the most variations in bone and skull structure, hair amounts and color, skin tones, muscle to fat ratio and so on. Because of this "average" whites is almost like the "average" dog where as the average of other races is like the average cat, a much simpler thing to pinpoint

japanese average iq is about 75.
neoteny is a way of retaining infantile features and has nothing to do with degree of evolution.
Far asian culture is collective and violent crimes r rarer.
Asians r not an universal label. Russians, mongols, indians r asian too, but they didnt invent paper, compass or print.
Japanese, on the other hand didnt invent fuckin shields to go against swords.
1st economy is usa, 2nd is EU, u r 3rd and 4th, so go fuck yourself

>>abuses children

This is pretty much the only universal in human societies, besides eating onions.

Retards of every fold love beating, demeaning and occasionally raping their spawn.

Fucking 'tards.

>largest eyes

This user speaks the truth. I almost stared a riot by asking a sushi che'd what he thought about the similarities in japanese and Chinese food.

It was like asking a neo-nazi why he hates jews.

I have to disagree sure your people made all that but I gotta give respect to the native Americans who have and known cures to most illnesses in the world.sad to see all that knowledge disappear

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Kek be praised.

I agree, but I do think there's a least evolved race.

I hope you join us when the blacks start the race war.

> Small Dick
> Fine Women (But they worship white men lel)
> Country either a terrorist shithole or a censored dictatorship
> woking conditions are beyond shit

Egypt used dried papyrus, not paper. There is a difference. Also pretty much all historians agree the Chinese made the compass.
But I like white people too. Asians don't really like taking risk. Which is probably why I'm the only asian in all of my college's rotcs...

75? Most sources say 105.

Not Asian, not jelly and not a weeaboo. However I am in wholehearted agreement with your assessment.

However you can't include all Asians, it is pretty specific to South-East Asians.

>native Americans who have and known cures to most illnesses in the world.sad to see all that knowledge disappear

Jesus Fucking Baby Christ in the Asshole.

Go shove some healing crystals up your ass, then have some faggot shove little needles in your ass till your magic chakras align and you die bleeding out of your ass.

ingnore bait thread and move on

East and southeast. Not persians lel

When niggas use "MUH DICK" argument, white boys lose their shit, but when whiteys use it against Asians them lil dick white boys be feelin proud
>KYS

even then its most definitely not above average and not super evolved

kek

Uhh... Riiiiiight.

I'm in agreement for the most part

Actually this thread has some people talking like real humans surprisingly.

Also, love the dune reference, I kek'd

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That's because everyone knows from watching amateur porn that most black guys aren't even that big. No different to whites pretty much. They're all decent sizes for fucking.

The difference is that everyone knows Asians have the smallest dicks - that's why you barely see them in mainstream porn or even amateur porn. And when you do, it's rare as fuck or it's a small dick humiliation video.

Well according to the sauce it's the forth highest in the world.

>Fine Women
They make good hookers but actually marrying one is a bad idea.
They are the most materialistic women on the planet and nobody sane wants to have halfbreed kids anyway.

Asians dont have small dicks, they have dicks proportionate with their height, it's just a stereotype that they have small dicks, just as blacks have bigger ones

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Jesus that bitch is ugly

asians spread their seed, they have the highest population across all races.

>tfw you'll never be Asian
>tfw you'll produce purebred A students with your qt Asain wife

give me a reason to live

>first and foremost they are the cutest race

This is where I stopped reading, kys weeaboo faggot with your "kawaii race".

>4th
still average
Whats the distribution in the entire nation, though? R they like women and mostly average? Or r they like men and very spread out?