/heem/ - Nice Gyno edition

News:

>Jon Jones' brother, Arthur Jones, gets popped for PEDs
profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/07/22/colts-arthur-jones-suspended-four-games-for-peds/

>Eddie Alvarez wants to fight the winner of Conor McGregor vs. Nate Diaz
mmafighting.com/2016/7/22/12254990/morning-report-eddie-alvarez-wants-to-fight-the-winner-of-conor

>Mackenzie says she hopes to sign with the UFC in 2017 inshallah
mmafighting.com/2016/7/22/12251628/after-painful-transition-to-mma-mackenzie-dern-already-eyes-ufc-belt

>Latest episode of Zahabicast
soundcloud.com/firas-zahabi/how-to-program-your-mind-for-fitness-the-power-of-creating-momentum-firas-zahabi

>Latest episode of TFATK
youtu.be/k6ldn2r9aFo

>the microcephaly-stricken shanty prefecture of MMA.jpg
twitter.com/jedigoodman/status/756593964497506304

More importantly:

>There are two qt Brazilians named Bruna fighting on the Bellator card tonight
Bruna Vargas:
streamable.com/7qkm
Bruna Ellen
streamable.com/bxqs

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Would /heem/ Mackenzie in under 1

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Full /Mackenzie/ fight

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not her best angle

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corey "the gyno" anderson

:^)

excuse my Brazilian, but donde esta los webms de Mackenzie's titas y culo?

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Great brazilian la

Schaub is literally God.

>while( 0 )

>ywn have a match with these two straw-weights simultaneously

WTF I want to fuck Mackenzie doggy style now?

Schlob stress

No TD defense against one of the highest level BJJ girls of all time = you're fucked.

Wondering why Dernfu didn't just punch her out in the 1st from the reverse mount though.

Schaub bless you brother.

>tfw less than a month until 202
>Mcgregor shitposters nowhere to be found

>tfw letting Diaz nutsuckers post themselves out
>going for the shitpost in round 4

Actually is hilarious that Kavanaugh thinks mcgoobz is getting the finish in the fourth round. Clearly he has no confidence in Conor.

Anybody watch glory? how did the based aryan of kickboxing Adamchuk do

What the fuck is this janny, did I really get banned for making /heem/-related OC?

BROS!!! WHY DID HIM AND SARA DIVORCE?!?!?!?!

one day you may lose your life savings in a divorce. lol this comes a week after meeting her father for the first time.

Why does rich piano have a picture of his wife with some black guy displayed in his kitchen?

Erectile dysfunction.

KEKED
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>Piana is a cuck

ONE OF US

she wanted him to remove the mirrors in the bedroom, but he can't get off without looking at his own muscles

I was actually pretty impressed by her. She adjusted to MMA grappling really quickly. Went from BJJ grappling to Ground and Pound in just 2 rounds.

best cardio in ufc from light weight and above?

Sea level Cain

Lawler
Dude explodes in round 5s

diaz bros

poor hich

Frankie Edgar

Michael "The Count" "Natty GOAT" "Left-hook Larry" "Believe you me" "faggot" Bisping

Maybe back in his prime but hes not the same man now. Its why he started sitting down on his punches and knocking guys out.

It's called PEDs

Innocent until proven guilty lad

SO guys, what are your bets tonight ?
I'm thinking about a paraly of Herrig - Nigganou - Barboza and Holly, but I'm not entirely sold on Herrig

Other than that, Herrig-Curran going to the judges, Nigannou rd1 and Holly-Shevchenko not going to the judges

>Holly-Shevchenko not going to the judges

It is *absolutely* going to the judges. Holly and Bullet are both very slow fighters. Unless Bullet gets a miracle takedown and manages an RNC, this is going to be 25 slow minutes of air jabs.

so you actually fap to fuck porn? what the literal fuck

i thought /heem/ was better than this

i might have to leave this piece of shit site once and for all

>>lumping together cardio from 155 to 265

let me guess you have a black belt in BJJ and could "heem every here"?

heem yourself, faggot

did any one else see holly's perfect ass in the weigh in's? it looks like an ass that when it walks has the whole slow meaty jiggle that makes my dick harder than hunto's knock out power.

seriously if she didn't have that strong jaw and those non existent eye brows, i'd probably go down to i'll-be-quirky and smash that ass so hard it'd make DC's ground and throat pound look like the pfist's career.

That's absolutely the logical reasoning
But the line is kinda appealing (2.25 or 5/4) and I can see Holly getting a cheeky KO or something

he's a welterweight now

JBJ hasn't been caught till now. so "innocent till proven guilty means shit

if you see a fighter that immediately become shit after USADA or went down a weight class to stay relevant, 99.99% chance that person was on the juice

her ass is sagging

you're a virgin, please kill yourself, your genes don't belong in the gene pool

i honestly think condit's cardio is amazing. frankie edgar, D " mighty manlet" J, And DC is pretty smart and it's not bad either.

lol, ameribro you're making us look bad.

Holly isn't going to go for a KO against someone who knows striking at least as well as she does.

If you want a cheeky bet, bet on Valentina winning the decision. It's her only path to victory.

does anyone have the mark hunt pasta?

lads mackenzie is fucking hideous without full blown makeup, i barely recognized her in the fight.

Pretty reasonable for a roidhead with dysmorphia.

this. a KO would be a bad idea. i mean Holly' knows all her tricks and it's gonna be a " commenters are gonna be yelling more than the punches land" kind of episode.

How bout u go an fuck off /heem/ then you peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here

Shame about hunt getting released but i'm sure he will do well in rizin

no, he's actually right. holly's ass is not all that.

I saw Mark Hunt at a grocery store in Sydney yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “How bout u go an fuck off out of my face then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like you asking me about photos who the fuck are u take your worthless phone and get the fuck out of here”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him say "UFA" as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eight pigs stacked over his shoulders without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the pigs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence you cheating fake ass monkey,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each pig and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

in absolute tears

ok best cardio in each division from lightweight and above then?

Firas Zahabi says gyms that are near a beach culture are more likely to have a culture of steroids in the gym.

So

TAM
AKA
Blackzilians
ATT

wtf ...

I hope someone breaks her nose so that she has an excuse to shave that honker down.

let me guess miesha is beautiful too right? sorry bro, holly's ass seem's more like the kind that is better for eating out and slapping around.

nate, nick, bisping, gus?, cain

I want to have sex with holly while Jeff watches.

delete this

how did my girl Mackenzie look? Saw it was a decision.

Anybody with some cocaine can find two 6s to "have a match with".

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me too bro! i feel like her naked body has a nice sweet smells, and she has passionate sex faces.

>tfw i can heem every here

Octagon jitters chained her moves but was rushing the finishes and could never get any sub synched in , the other girl she fought was super flexible

no

Lawler doesn't do jack shit for half the fight

@RapSheet
#Colts DL Arthur Jones is suspended without pay for the first four games of the 2016 regular season for violating the NFL policy on PEDs

AHHH CHANDLER HELP HES ON STEROIDS

i guess you can't relax around blacks.

thanks lads

post pride heems

She couldn't finish a hand picked opponents in the D leagues. You tell me m8

weird that a bjj world champ couldn't finish a noob

thought this was overeem from the tumbnail

i know now D is going to retire old dog Ronda, finally put that dog down.

post violent heems

Ronda would tool Mackenzie, she's got a good thirty-forty pounds on her.

mackenzie beat gabi garcia in a grappling match m8

Mackenzie held her ground against Gabi Garcia. A roided monster. Look it up.

Mackenzie would break Ronda's legs. Ronda has overrated ground game and she's afraid of getting hit.

Mackenzie can hang with kickboxers and hits like a truck for a girl

In jiu jitsu, not real fighting

>beat
you mean """"""""""beat""""""""""

MMA's not a real right
MMA has rules

Ronda is a shitty striker. What is your point? Ronda is massively overrated on the ground.

>bjj isnt real fighting
get in my guard I'll show you what real fighting is

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While Mackenzie did not finish that girl. She maintained position the entire fucking match. Passed very smoothly.

You gotta look at this. She was very precise. That armbar at the end would have had alot of people tapping.

Mackenzie would rock Ronda with punches, headkick her then follow her to the ground and choke her out.

Ronda then blows her brains out cause she's a sore loser

>when you have no answer