Hold it right there!

Hold it right there!

You aren't carrying any dubs do you? OR TRIPS?

All clean, officer

heil kek, officer

N- no... officer?

That's too close for comfort user.

You almost got yourself arrested, sir.

nearly had quads!

officer you can have mine!

i swears offecer i dindu nuffin
i never gets dubes

I'm all clean and please don't shoot me because I am not white.

No officer.

Nothing to see here, officer.

Only carrying doritos, sir.

Black lives matter officer!

Non monsieur

I would never, officer. I'm a fine, upstanding citizen.

Obligated to tell you that I have a gun in the glove box

yes im black

with my dub wish, i wish for more happenings in europe :(
only way to red pill people

You're getting arrested for being black instead.

no, sir

Hello occifer

Why? Is it because i'm black?!!

am i guilty?

8888

Re

OHHHH SO CLOSEE

dw i'm not black

im trippin balls, get it?

You dudes are fags

not that i know of

im this close to quads!

OF COURSE NOT OFFICER

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go to my ylyl thread. There is a lot of fucking dubs there fellahs B^)

No dubs here.

What seems to be the problem officer

no justice no peace

Fuck out of here

i dindu noffin

Off by 1

No leave me alone.

Loli-chan never gets dubs.

Yes you did. In the cell with you, you monkey

shoot em!

what seems to be the officer, problem?

I swear those are not mine.

No versace dubs in here

No dubs here boss!

No, pls dont shoot me!

You're not taking me alive! These dubs are mine I tell ya, MINE!!!!

GET HIM

No dubs my friend.

What seems to be the officer, problem?

No, but I have meth, officer.

My 2nd amemement rights!

NO DUBS HERE DON'T EVEN LOOK

Why don't you actually make yourself useful? Go round up some heroin dealers; they're actually fucking with society instead of handing out tickets like candy to people in a park after it "closes." Get fucked, pig.

You may have to perform a cavity search on me. ;)

These ain't dubs these are conjoined singles

I can't get dubs with this dick

No, not here

I've never seen a pair of dubs in my life officer

I MADE THESE DUBS FOR YOU

I can haz cavity search?

i didn' do nothin'

i swear i'm innocent

Im clean and white sir.

wtf?

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Says the man 1 digit away from trips

Carrying QUINTS, you shitass pig. What you gonna do now?

Yes, you can!

what what

yes officer, dubs of course.

99999 get

im black dont le shoot

quint get!

No dubs beneath the hood

Have fun with the cavity search. ;D

nice try

yeah, right..

fuck the police

nicee

I win!

5th

Joke's on you officer, I was the decoy. The real quints got away while you were busy with me.

OH SHIT IT'S A SHOOTER

witnessed

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Nailed it

I NEED BACK UP, I REPEAT I NEED BACK UP!!

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GET THIS FUCKER NOW

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I'm clean as well officer

Fuck tha police

NIGGER

You sir are a mad man

Nice dubs