You walk in a club when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

You walk in a club when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

Let my gf break this twig in two

High five him for his courage

Smile and wink at him. Than brush my hand against his cock.

Works every time.

>implying he wouldn't beat the shit out of your girlfriend

tell him that his mom doesn't like getting her ass slapped so knock it off

This pussy? I would have him eating dog shit and drinking piss in a matter of minutes.

implying abs means you can fight, gf is twice the size of this cuck who also does boxing, second he hits her he also has me on him

Pull an omar madreem on him.

smile and tell him to fuck off

Slap his girlfriend's balls

Slap HIS ass

Slap his ass

so many keyboard warriors, I bet you guys are just neckbeards.

Same guys that call blacks niggers on here wouldn't say shit to them in real life.

kek

i don't have a girlfriend

do pic related.
How tal is that manlet ? 1.60cm ?

Aren't you ashamed of having a big fat manly girlfriend?

Punch throat.
Watch gasp for air. Girlfriend likes violence so we'd probably be making another set of babies in a parking lot 15 minutes later.
6 pack doesn't keep your esophagus from collapsing. Actual bodybuilding does.

deliver a swift kick in his ass

Tell her she deserved it

'mire his abs but tell him he needs to work on his chest, lats and shoulders... traps could use work too.

Nope not that either

I'm a wizard, I don't go to clubs.

OP is a thunderous homo faggot

his tennis racquet is Wilson slam ?

>abs doesn't mean you can fight

this has to be bait

Invite him home with us

You think abs means you can fight?
Lol. Watch less TV and movies.
I'm out.

>You walk in a club when this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?

I'd snatch that little fucker up and slap him around a bit to embarrass and scare the shit out of him, then I'd whip out my dick and urinate on him, Afterwards, I'd tell his fabulous friend to take his faggoty ass home before my girlfriend whoops his ass. Then I'd post a video of that shit online.

I would suck his cock and leave my gf

My brother has abs, I don't. I just beat his ass last saturday.

He's right you know.

>doesn't see the similarity
>thinks fatties fight better
it's also been proven in multiple studies that attractive men are more successful

apparently nothing because when i made a thread yesterday saying a guy slapped my ass, every single reply said "yeah, well... he's muscular. i dont wanna get hurt. defend yourself lol"

headbutt is always the answer

slap him one time and leave as quickly as possible. dont need another murder on my criminal record.

you're pretty dense

Not fat, not manly, we just lift together and fight together so no not really, aren't you ashamed of not having a genetically superior girlfriend? I guess you like your do nothing meat bags huh

AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK

Apply cross face chicken wing until he cries

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>I guess you like your do nothing meat bags huh
My girlfriend is slim, you whale loving faggot.

Tell him he better chill the fuck out cuz I'm one more ring away from going Super Sanic!

take him back to my apartment and fuck them both mercilessly

(he's actually prettier than she is, so whatever)

Ask him how he got in without ID and tell staff to eject the minor and tell his parents and headmaster.

So shes 95lb air bag huh whats it like playing with a lifeless doll?