BERT IS TELEPORTED TO THE PREVIOUS THREAD AFTER EATING THE RED KEY!

BERT IS TELEPORTED TO THE PREVIOUS THREAD AFTER EATING THE RED KEY!

WHAT WILL BERT DO NOW!

takes a nap
checked

eat the previous thread.

wake up from his dream about the gigner girl

EAT THE THREAD

WINRAR

Eat himself

Teleport back to forest with horny black lion

Eat Sup Forums

Acknowledge his own dubs. Smile

Then shit out a door

YES FUCKING WINRAR

I think we did it.

Bert commits suicide.

WTF IS WRONG WITH BERT

WINRAR!

EAT OP

winner

also, this thread is weird to read, especially since my name is Bert

OP DELIVER NOW

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Bert ate the thread and now there is nothing... he is floating in space... what will bert do now..

>inb4 eat space

Wouldn't that mean that Bert would be brought back to the room he was trapped in?
I mean think about it.
Without those commands, it becomes altered and since he didn't do anything during that time. He ends up with the key again.

eat space

Bert is Kek's propher, Kek appears in a burning kush

ohhh shiit

takes a nap

eat the space french fries

eat space

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if bert doesn't eat a hole in the galaxy causing a wormhole, op is a fag

Realizes it's all a game and wake's up In a huge computer room and programs his on paradise but messes up and goes back in time with his family and then develops depression and gets a drinking problem

Eat himself.

Put space up his butthole.

Bert no

Roll

Bert teleports to hell where satan with his 80 inch wide cock is about to kill bert with his cock

eat himself

Eat the space and create a black hole

Bert becomes Earth

WIN

Eat the sun

Eat the safe

Roll

winrar

WINRAR

Bert has a vision of Lord Kek

Reroll

he eats this thread

Nope just trips

Reading this thread when your name is Bert is a hell of an experience

Roll

Oh shit

Bert sucks his own dick because he is lonely

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Roll

rolling for this

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Thissss

Winrar

im out boyz someone continue the screencap

eat those yellow things

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Thisssss

Bert takes a wickedly radical nap, dude!

But uh oh!
Aliens with unknown intentions have discovered him! What will bert do? This is human kinds first contact with alien life. How will it play out? I fucking wonder.

This thread is art
Thank you OP

Bert eats god

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He eats the aliens

EAT THE ALIENS

someone better be fucking capping this the whole way through
any of you fags doing that?

Eat the aliens

takes another nap

EAT THE ALIENS

Roll

eat the aliens

EAT OP

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Literally the only logical answer.

Sticks the aliens up his ass.

eat the alien

eat the aliens

Aliens penetrate berts stomach just to find out everything bert ate falls out and bert is back at home

RARSOFT

I've got all of the caps, in a better theme, and will cover. Don't worry.

winrar

WINNER

They weren't actually aliens. Bert is a Death Star

WINRAR

Bert eats the aliens along with space.
But uh oh! Bert is starting to feel constipated

He befriends the aliens and they go to a space bar but some douche nazi with a spacesuit tries to.kill his new friends.

EAT OP!!

Bert lights a match and sets the aliens on fire, then proceeds to eat them after

he tries to eat this thread

Kek

Where? ;-;

Thissss rerollll
Check em!

teleports to this thread

Roll

Bert checks these dubs and finds himself growing a third arm to check every repeating digits for the rest of the moment