BERT IS TELEPORTED TO THE PREVIOUS THREAD AFTER EATING THE RED KEY!
WHAT WILL BERT DO NOW!
BERT IS TELEPORTED TO THE PREVIOUS THREAD AFTER EATING THE RED KEY!
WHAT WILL BERT DO NOW!
takes a nap
checked
eat the previous thread.
wake up from his dream about the gigner girl
EAT THE THREAD
WINRAR
Eat himself
Teleport back to forest with horny black lion
Eat Sup Forums
Acknowledge his own dubs. Smile
Then shit out a door
YES FUCKING WINRAR
I think we did it.
Bert commits suicide.
WTF IS WRONG WITH BERT
WINRAR!
EAT OP
winner
also, this thread is weird to read, especially since my name is Bert
OP DELIVER NOW
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Bert ate the thread and now there is nothing... he is floating in space... what will bert do now..
>inb4 eat space
Wouldn't that mean that Bert would be brought back to the room he was trapped in?
I mean think about it.
Without those commands, it becomes altered and since he didn't do anything during that time. He ends up with the key again.
eat space
Bert is Kek's propher, Kek appears in a burning kush
ohhh shiit
takes a nap
eat the space french fries
eat space
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if bert doesn't eat a hole in the galaxy causing a wormhole, op is a fag
Realizes it's all a game and wake's up In a huge computer room and programs his on paradise but messes up and goes back in time with his family and then develops depression and gets a drinking problem
Eat himself.
Put space up his butthole.
Bert no
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Bert teleports to hell where satan with his 80 inch wide cock is about to kill bert with his cock
eat himself
Eat the space and create a black hole
Bert becomes Earth
WIN
Eat the sun
Eat the safe
Roll
winrar
WINRAR
Bert has a vision of Lord Kek
Reroll
he eats this thread
Nope just trips
Reading this thread when your name is Bert is a hell of an experience
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Oh shit
Bert sucks his own dick because he is lonely
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Roll
rolling for this
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Thissss
Winrar
im out boyz someone continue the screencap
eat those yellow things
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Thisssss
Bert takes a wickedly radical nap, dude!
But uh oh!
Aliens with unknown intentions have discovered him! What will bert do? This is human kinds first contact with alien life. How will it play out? I fucking wonder.
This thread is art
Thank you OP
Bert eats god
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He eats the aliens
EAT THE ALIENS
someone better be fucking capping this the whole way through
any of you fags doing that?
Eat the aliens
takes another nap
EAT THE ALIENS
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eat the aliens
EAT OP
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Literally the only logical answer.
Sticks the aliens up his ass.
eat the alien
eat the aliens
Aliens penetrate berts stomach just to find out everything bert ate falls out and bert is back at home
RARSOFT
I've got all of the caps, in a better theme, and will cover. Don't worry.
winrar
WINNER
They weren't actually aliens. Bert is a Death Star
WINRAR
Bert eats the aliens along with space.
But uh oh! Bert is starting to feel constipated
He befriends the aliens and they go to a space bar but some douche nazi with a spacesuit tries to.kill his new friends.
EAT OP!!
Bert lights a match and sets the aliens on fire, then proceeds to eat them after
he tries to eat this thread
Kek
Where? ;-;
Thissss rerollll
Check em!
teleports to this thread
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Bert checks these dubs and finds himself growing a third arm to check every repeating digits for the rest of the moment