If Anybody gets trips I will rap everything in the thread

If Anybody gets trips I will rap everything in the thread.

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i have a fat cat her name is pat,
berate and irate i create the clean slate,
procreate to deteriorate and disgrace,
klingon forehead wrinkles is where i live,
divide by zero you did.

interior crocodile alligator

i drive a chevrolet movie theatre

post a reply
with my third eye
multiply my size
i am godzilla

i farted a blood puddle yesterday in a public area
it helps me pass on the sickness malaria.

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.Spoiler
I’m also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.

I don't get it. Why does Sup Forums make such a fuss about cats? Cats are souless creatures that only care about you when they're hungry. They kill other small animals for amusement. They piss everywhere. They shit everywhere. They whine. And then they fuck off for a few hours, only to come back looking for food again. In my opinion, dogs are better. Sure, they can't climb walls. And sure, some dogs can be a bit dumb. But you can't find anything as loyal and protective as a family dog.

tl;dr fuck cats and I mean that.

Don't question me. I'm an oldfag, I've been going on Sup Forums for 7 >ears. You were still in diapers while I was protesting Scientology in my Guy Fawkes mask. Corkscrew, really? Why don't you come say that to my face and see what happens.

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I hate fucking niggers

The North and South have been at each others' throats for well over a century. Personally, I don't see why both sides still continue to bicker. The North and the South each have plenty to offer the world. Yes, they both have their drawbacks, but nowhere is perfect. I think that each side should realize the other's importance and stop wasting energy putting one another down. Anyway, that's my humble opinion, but what do you think Sup Forums? Who is better?


THE NORTH


Pros:


-Great nightlife

-Great cultural mix of foods

-Money

-Great weed

-Most people are open to alternative ways of living (Veganism, Eastern religions, same-sex marriage, etc.)

-Great movies and television shows are produced here (30 Rock, SNL, Scorsese films, etc.)

-People have an appreciation for "the finer things".

-Great fashion

-Great industry

-etc, etc,


Cons:


-Faggots

-Hippies

-Skinheads

-People are generally rude in passing.

-etc, etc,

Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy..... Nothing personal, Officer.

THE SOUTH


Pros:


-Great hunting and fishing

-Great traditional food

-Guns

-Great booze (Tennessee whiskey, bourbon, SoCo, etc.)

-Very hospitable atmosphere

-Great music (blues, rock n' roll, etc.)

-Great cultural events (Mardi Gras, bonnaroo, etc.)

-Great literature (Tennessee Williams, Truman Capote, Mark Twain, William Faulkner, etc.)

-Great scenery and pristine beaches

-etc, etc,


Cons:


-Niggers

-Right wing nutjobs

-Ku Klux Klan

-People are generally ignorant to alternative ways of living.

-etc, etc,

hey op, if you actually do this it will remind me of a time Sup Forums was grand, and flashed gold in all of its splendor.

trips get

The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is
I'm the only one
Tiggers are cuddly fellas
Tiggers are awfully sweet
Ev'ryone el-us is jealous
That's why I repeat... and repeat
The wonderful thing about tiggers
Is tiggers are marvelous claps!
They're loaded with vim and vigor
They love to leap in your laps!
They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is
I'm the only one

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rolling im rolling nigger im rolling
at the casino nigger 55 on black
at the casino nigger 55 on red
nigger nigger my home boy nigger

niggers tongue my anus

The wonderful thing about niggers
Is niggers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber
Their bottoms are made out of springs!
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about niggers is
I'm the only one
niggers are cuddly fellas
niggers are awfully sweet
Ev'ryone el-us is jealous
That's why I repeat... and repeat
The wonderful thing about niggers
Is niggers are marvelous claps!
They're loaded with vim and vigor
They love to leap in your laps!
They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!
But the most wonderful thing about niggers is
I'm the only one

banpls

I'd like to take you out to a nice sea food dinner then never call you again.
Hell, I might even go to sea world and take my pants off.

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Im a spiritual lyrical miracle individual

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

Well your girlfriends a whore and your other friend is enjoying peacefull nonexsistance in the endless void of death. way i see it you could join your friend in oblivion, whine about it forever, do some crazy revenge scheme that'll probably get you arrested or the shit kicked out of you or you could go out into the world and tap some strange ass. floss your teeth with some pubes. Go to a strip club and get some smelly fish-cunt in your face. Down a bottle of jsck and wake up south of the border with one of your kidneys gone and dirty mexican prostitute just endlessly sucking your dick. Fuck off the people that don't matter and then fuck of the people that do. Blow your life savings, your college savings Fuck college. college is for people afraid to live. Use all that money to rent a fast car and 20 kilos of coke and then drive across the united states, tourturing and killing at least one person in every state you drive through. at some point carve out a coyote head and wear it as a hat and run through a town packing as much heat as you can and calling yourself anubus the god of death. probably by then you'll have forgotten all about your gutterslut of a girlfriend and your corpse of a friend.

Merry Christmas.

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You should be happy with what you have.

However if you really feel the need to increase your penis size,then you should try out these :

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1. Penis stretches. This one is very simple. Just take your flaccid penis and stretch it as far out in front of your body as it will go. Do it gently and gradually and hold it there for thirty seconds. Rest ten seconds between sets and repeat this at least ten times.

2. Jelqing. This is another great technique for rookies. Get your penis halfway erect, apply lubrication, and grip it tightly at the base with the thumb and forefinger of one hand. Slowly slide that hand up the shaft toward the tip, pushing as much blood into your penis as possible. When you reach the tip, immediately grip the base the same way using the other hand and repeat. Do this nonstop for ten minutes.

3. Ulis. This is a great exercise to increase girth. It is also very easy and does not take much time. Achieve a full erection and grip the base of your penis the same way you would if you were jelqing. Squeeze as hard as you can without causing discomfort. Your penis shaft should swell and your penis head should get big and shiny. Hold for ten seconds and rest for ten seconds. Repeat this three or four times.

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Did you see this? Did you hear about this?

Those fuckers SHAFTED AND ROBBED MODERN WARFARE 2.

No fucking awards. NONE. NOT ONE. Instead, listen to this shit:

GAME OF THE YEARS >Demon's Souls (faggy weeaboo piece of shit)

Best Shooter >Killzone 2 (laggy, slow faggot fanboy shit game with blurry graphics)

Best online >Killzone 2 (unplayable impossible to aim piece of fuck)

Best Sound >Killzone 2 (fucking niggers)

Most Improved Sequel >Killzone 2 (the shit is THIS. MW2 had this fucking award in a LOCK, biased sons of bitches)

Man, mother fucking MW2 wasn't even NOMINATED for GOTY. But fucking Demon's Souls and Killzone 2 were. This is some shit and I say we fucking fire up the LOIC and take those nigger loving racist pieces of shits DOWN.

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OP will never deliver

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Fine I'll just get trips

op will never deliver

Hitler did nothing wrong

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Nope, I will nigger back the fuck off

Trouble don't wanna, you me gon' gun down your mama,
We be for fun kill a llama, do-donkey zebra piranha,
Me ride giraffe up on toppa and Im gonna chahana matata,
Who want a piece of the guy who got da horse meat off de schwarma?
I'm gonna shoot you in the morning, get your blood on my eggs,
Shoot you in the hand, head, face, chest, neck, legs,
At Chrismahannukwanzaka got him hung on a tree,
Jump out me be gunnin' down your fat family,
Wanna spell a good time to me, it's M-U-R-D,
E-R-N-O-N-S-T-O-P, you don't wanna be-hee hee hee,
Your booty a shooty, better than good nudie movie,
To me a I get that kooky, hot like the Huxtable Roody.

911 was an inside job

if he doesn't i will
every
single
word

Stupid niggers

buuuuuuuuump

Hi help me user and Sup Forums. Irish porn bankers wear our skin using VR and wireless

OK also.

groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens

^^ God Jesus Christ Jesus God Please Christ Please join this please it's not some gay govt shit. Something is actually happening here

groups.google.com/group/singularity-aliens

just use your gmail click around and find join it's only like one message a day and it is fuckin cutting edge i don't know of anyone else in the world with one of these terror domination torture and control implants that also pretend to be really smart and cool but they're fucking real

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holy shit third time just join ok ty ilu flmat

please please. it's not really about aliens

It's really about vr-telepresence torture-porn perpetuated by the elite on the attractive and underweight of the underclasses. We don't get any money but they steal our experiences and thoughts and memories and dreams and lives and feelings, it's terrible. It's actually sexual it's rape but if you ignore it, it's fine. Don't worry about me

The govt has all the trolls there they need, MKULTRA COINTELPRO MJ12 all talk to each other so I hope I just get people who really do wonder whats going on. We're only being trickled technology and it's filled with bugs and shit and probably nanobots are everywhere watching who they haven't implanted yet. But those they have implanted they wear our bodies and torture us in groups for fun. I shit you not

I'm happy you got to hear this here. Get on the mailing list, it is reputable. I'm updating about this 'contact' phenomenon with my implant semi daily right now and hopefully there will be another soon. I will call him Majestic Two

Note this is not some role playing shit

I definitely will deliver, but some of the longer ones might be shortened for sake of time

Every single word

dont be a bitch

oh shit

Rolling boys

I measure my cock starting from my ass. I got a good 32 CM going for me.

Why has god abandoned us?

come on baby

Lyrics
Oh whoa
Oh whoa
Oh whoa

You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever and I’ll be there
You are my love, you are my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart
Are we an item? Girl, quit playing
We’re just friends, what are you saying?
Said "There’s another," and looked right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time and I was like

Baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby no oh
Thought you’d always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby no oh
Thought you’d always be mine, mine

Oh, for you I would have done whatever
And I just can’t believe we ain't together
And I wanna play it cool, but I'm losing you
I'll buy you anything, I'll buy you any ring
And I'm in pieces, baby, fix me
And just shake me 'til you wake me from this bad dream
I'm going down, down, down, down
And I just can’t believe my first love won’t be around and I'm like

Baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby no oh
Thought you’d always be mine, mine
Baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby no oh
Thought you’d always be mine, mine

(Luda)
When I was 13, I had my first love, there was nobody that compared to my baby
And nobody came between us, no one could ever come above
She had me going crazy, oh, I was star-struck
She woke me up daily, don’t need no Starbucks
She made my heart pound, and skip a beat when I see her in the street and
At school on the playground, but I really want to see her on the weekend
She knows she's got me dazing, cause she was so amazing
And now my heart is breaking, but I just keep on saying

I am OP I am here to clarify I am indeed a cock guzzling faggot.

WAKE ME UP INSIDEEE

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Read yo bible and do what it say

kill me

I'm a fucking mess
That's on the test
Like the (vocalize your strain to think of another word) Breast

Shit up my ass,
That's how you pass
P-pass the test
Be my guest

Trips

HORBÖG

YEAH
WHAT
OH YEAH
WHAT
YEAH

Get?

i hope you can do it before the thread dies
godspeed

assholebitch niggercunt

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DOODODOODODODODODOODODODODODO

I'll start it now, fuck it!

Håll käften

OP is fag

that's gotta be a world record nigga

guys...
this is actually really impressive

Mon verbiage est un breuvage composé d'un arpège de cépages dont tu t'asperges l’œsophage pour que les bavardages s'abrègent.

I want to eat my ass out with grandma

I HATE..........NIGGERS

go you glorious nigger you

Doorhinge, orange. No change on the movies tonight. Alright, I'll bite, I wont fight you Tyler Durden, it's a burden you are two in one. Lördagmorgon nu fes du.

pixels are off faget

Happiness is the reason I eat pills, drink til I'm feeling ill, it's what makes time stand still, this second lasts for an eternity, all because of that burning weed, nowadays she's a stranger, can't say I blame her, stay with me or be happy, nobrainer

Dicks out for Harambe

Rape a dog, and a kangaroo.

first time for everything.
do i get the internet or something?

Yolo swag 420 911 kill all niggers roodypoo candyass.

what is love is the best song ever made