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Jace Jones
Would you dance the Polka with her?
Leo Cooper
Stop doing drugs
Sebastian Rivera
that was alright
Brandon Harris
I think I might get it.
Luke Edwards
>Anglo-Canadians call French Canadians "Pepsis" because they can't afford coca cola
Wtf
Landon Stewart
if I explain it it wont be funny anymore
Liam Stewart
Apparently it's weird for me to have friends several years younger than me so now I'm all alone buds
I'm 25 and I have a bunch of friends still in high school and middle school but my mom made me stop hanging out with them
Henry Perez
>they suck at roasting marshmallows
>hating smores
WTF? I HATE CANADA NOW
John Murphy
Thread Theme
Dominic Miller
Sure
Tyler Lee
The feet of this Korean idol look exactly like the feet of a K-Slut I had as a succbuddy for a while
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Brandon Clark
In his defense majority of marshmellows I have made become blacker than a Congo gangrape
Cameron Martinez
>Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare only has 3k people playing on Steam
No wonder Activision won't show the player count for console. It's probably just as disappointing.
Juan Miller
I'm gonna re-invent sliced bread
Hunter Bell
how about you move out you waste of space
Thomas Rodriguez
Feli City
Matthew Johnson
I have though
Henry Lopez
Very accurate 2bh
Jordan Bennett
>Google will literally do this in the future and excuse it by saying they only have a hash of your face, not an actual photo ID
Social anxiety will go through the ROOF when bus ads change to anal incest rape hentai when I walk past
Lincoln Bennett
>talked with gf about future today
>she wants 3-5 kids
The idea of having children weirds me out. I don't really see myself as being a father.
Parker Thompson
why do you still let your mom talk shit to u then
Connor Rogers
normies
Kevin Gutierrez
...
Henry Lee
>reading on Wikipedia about how the Soviets had a secret bioweapons research facility on an island in the aral sea
>Apparently they cultivated anthrax
>go to the Anthrax article
>"...Things which come into contact with anthrax spores can be successfully sterilized with an autoclave"
>What's an autoclave
>go to the Autoclave article
>an Autoclave is a pressure cooker
>pressure cookers sound neat how do they work
>go to the Pressure Cooker article
>
>
>wait a second
hello no-fly list my old friend
Cooper Martin
>being this paranoid
Samuel Nguyen
How do I know for sure if I'm autistic or not
Benjamin Nguyen
>implying I'm a normie
I only leave the house for 3 things
1. Work
2. Food
3. Her
Beyond those I read, play vidya, and fap away my anxeity.
That adds to the fact I don't see myself as a dad
Nolan Phillips
ask your mother
Justin Stewart
>work
>her
NORMIES OOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTT
Joseph Jenkins
you wouldn't understand, not being an american
Nicholas Smith
...
Lucas Miller
yep, you're a normie
James Smith
What is /cum/ listening to this afternoon?
Nathan Mitchell
>do a research and come up with a conclusion only using wikipedia
Josiah Evans
Califrexit
Hunter Baker
Isaiah Edwards
new brian eno album
wont happen
Landon Adams
Playing video games is very normie nowadays
People think it's weird when I say I don't play any
Nolan Ward
go to a clinical psychologist
Charles Smith
it's fun
Logan Carter
middle school is a little weird but who cares
Logan Murphy
She just says I'm special
Aaron Anderson
I don't want to leave. I like it here.
Ayden Nelson
that feel when you will never fuck the second years
Ethan Evans
I was just reading for fun I swear
Connor Gray
>japshit
>weebshit
>javshit
no thank you
Henry Clark
Just made this meme
Jeremiah Cruz
Blake Ross
Exquisite meme, friend!
Jayden Parker
I'm taking it
Angel Morgan
>when you gotta explain the size of the chick's ass to your buds
Brandon Martinez
speaking ill of Israelis is a declaration of war
David Perez
>kiss my rosebud senpai
would u?
Bentley Phillips
Did she just shoot that ping pong ball out of her butt
Alexander Lopez
yes, she is anal princess
Charles Diaz
Gross
Bentley Jackson
>send the worst drunk text of my life to a girl I just met at the bar last night
>somehow rebound this morning and we are still talking
this is what it's like to be handsome
Christopher Baker
so normal it's incredible
Bentley Lee
GET OUTTTTT
Jack Barnes
I've decided to change my flag because there are too many Torontonians here for my liking.
John Brooks
I have a huge group of great friends and I go out to socialize every couple of days, is that too normie for this general?
Carson Davis
You're all boring and deserve to die painfully.
Joseph Garcia
>using extra flags
fuck off tripfag
Samuel Morgan
love live is art
James Rogers
Please have a cute peepee.
Logan Martin
pay debnts,
Gabriel King
What does it feel like to have a girl put your penis in her mouth
Chase Foster
...
Benjamin Brown
I wish girls had six inch, thick clits.
Evan Williams
Am I smooth?
Jonathan Collins
pls be my ai gf
Benjamin Adams
all extra flag users are just psuedo tripfags who need to fuck off back too reddit where they belong
Grayson Cruz
not as good as pussy
William Martin
autism
Angel Howard
>sexting with rando sluts online
Autism
Nathan Walker
She once responded with a meme
I feel both sides to the party have the autismo
Jacob Harris
get off, that pussy is crazy.
Bentley Gutierrez
you're gonna get it
Oliver Martin
Is this considered attractive in your region?
Noah Martinez
Absolutely dismal, I Was a Teenage Normie, edition so far.
Hopefully don't see you faggots later.
Charles Davis
>anarcho-ish
NIGGA JUST SAY YOU'RE A MINARCHIST
Parker Edwards
>Minarchism
Brandon Reyes
...
Jack Price
rly makes me cring ;_;
Jacob Gray
Stop masturbating
Levi Robinson
no
Lucas Diaz
...
Owen Reed
I'm not a minarchist but it annoys me when "anarchists" call themselves anarchists but don't know that there are multiple forms of it.
T. Former anarchist
Nolan Reed
>Minarchism
Adrian Green
The word "Cusp" sounds very sexual to me. It's disturbing.
Mason Nelson
Really sick of the fapping is unnatural meme
Angel Thomas
...
Noah Kelly
Stop touching yourself, right now.
Evan Ward
I had a lenghty discussion with my doctor about it.
He said once a week is ideal
Ryan Jenkins
no
Nathaniel Gray
...
Leo Wright
>tfw you're a huge disappointment to your parents
Brayden Reyes
Good ad
Tyler Sullivan
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