Guess my job!

Guess my job!
Winner gets a bonus

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You work at a comic store

Profesional dick sucker

Not even close

professional victim of "homophobia"

AIDS research subject

AIDS infested prostitute catering specifically to retarded disabled niggers

trick question you have none

No, thats disusting. Why would you say that?

Professional Holocaust survivor reenactor

NEET pony faggot

what's my bonus

You go to work every day. You are greeted by your boss the same every day.

"HEYYY BIG FELLA!"

You stand there every day.
Silent.
You grow nervous.
It has been too long without your tendies or your moms sweet sucky.
You start getting hard.
You cant resist the urge to start jerking off.
You jerk off while your coworkers look in horror.
You start crying while simultanesously ejaculating.
You fall on the floor and your coworkers call your mom.
You go home and your mom doesnt give you any num nums because she took away all of your good boy points.

> You are probably a doctor, specialty in proctology

No longer will we live in oppression.
Epiphany is upon you.

OP I'm assuming your pic isn't related.

Game stop

A hobby shop. Like a store with the battery and gas RC cars, boats, shit like that. Puzzles, hand crafted and painted figurines, etc and shit?

>Trying this hard

That was gonna be my guess but it seemed to obvious.

aerospace engineer

Miskatonic student, majoring in folklore.

Hooters waitress

a virgin?

skylanders guy

The only thing that doesn't add up is the star trek shit behind him

High school English teacher and future convicted sex offender.

Spa attendant at a gay chinese rub n tug

You work at a fortune 500 supermarket chain. Walmart, Meijer, Kroger, K-Mart

OP here. Picture not related.
Maybe this will help

So much win

professional faggot

Gas station or liquor store

Drug dealer

>guess my job
>gamestop

niqqa u dum

Defender of virginity

I worked with you in a Walmart in NY 10 years ago. You left to the city to become an accountant.

Do you mean nigga or am I supposed to assume you meant niQQa.

head engineer at a materials r&d lab

Underage sweatshop worker in Sri Lanka

I have that exact same Cthulhu bank!

>purchasing manager?

The internet is a fucking scary place sometimes...

Dildo tester

Web design

Ha trick question. You have no job!
You're a Full Blown Virgin that lives in his parents basement. You only leave the basement to go shop for video games and
anime figures.

The fact is you life is worthless. I know your
kind. You probably take your daddy's gun and hold it to your head every few days
but you don't even have the balls to pull
the trigger.

Lay off the steroids

I don't remember your name but you always told alot of jokes.

Ding ding ding ding!!!! You win you sexy user ;)

cuck?

barman?

Sooo bonus

Because he looks like Howard from the Big Bang Theory?

>
OMG HOW DO YOU KNOW ME... :(((
You have one fact wrong... I work at a laundry... But I cant do anything with my life... I don't know what to do...

fry cook at a chip shop?

no... he has hair... OP is almost bald

Get a hair cut and clean up your beard. Go to school meet new people. Find a weird hobby that makes you seem distinguished. Done and done.

Singer

freelance faggot

This is now a feels thread...
youtu.be/lGf2b1H91JA

YouTuber?

Hoarder

are you that faggot from Mega64?

OP here!
That's offensive... I can't make my hair grow back :(

Does NEET qualify as a job?

No

Toy inspector/designer?

Faggot. What do I win?

Psyco

Child photographer, just not professionally

"Cuck Number 3" in every single gay movie ever

25 yo studying English at uni,and works as a barista in Starbucks?

You are a fluffer for male porn stars.

You live under a bridge and ask riddles.

Goat masturbator

Well since you figured it out so quickly here's your award.
This is a pic of me of a time when I still was full of hope of a brighter future :(((

this post is a great example of why Sup Forums needs to add a like button.

bitcoin miner

baby steps dude.
get a haircut.
shower and shave every day.
go out and get some fresh air every day.
make a friend.
you'll be surprised at how small changes can add up to a big difference over the long haul.

You can do it. We're all counting on you.

Fagalot

are you jew

Wall-Mart Employee

You are unemployed and or worked for Hastings

Psychologist

Professional virgin.

this post is a great example of why Sup Forums needs to be closed during summer.

Nope... But I need one right now

Cultist / summoner

Editor

Just an hero, it's cheaper.

Professional cringe

What they said

Bartender

You already posted your ugly mug today.

Go be a whore to omegle or tinder

Yes I've been thinking to look into that

Pills
Gun
Rope
Blade
Cliff
Water
Animal
What will you chose and why?

>2016
>not choosing propane gas

Well gun seems to be the best option... It won't hurt, right?

Only for 0.000045 seconds. Unless you use a .22

I almost did it not long ago but, didn't have the guts to pull the trigger... but it seems to be the only solution... I have nothing to live for

dont fuck it up, or it could really fucking suck, know about a dude that shot himself with a .223 in the mouth and the bullet richocheted off his pallet, died on the way to the hospital like 5 hours later, only managed to take off half his head

Don't do it things might get better. But if you do do it, do it in style.

not doing a good job in encouraging me... I don't want to suffer, I just want it to end...