Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Dio-sama...

HA, you've fallen to peer pressure, or rather beautiful and great DIO pressure, your will is weak and so are you.

There goes my thread, desu.

Miho claimed

Claimed.

Here

where my mami at?

Sorry, did you want to bake?
youtube.com/watch?v=ItUECpFi9_s

Don't worry about it, at least your waifu is greater than his.

Truly, I am devastated.

Best fox is here

Watching Meatballs

As someone who went to camp a bunch and was a counselor assistant, my dad and I thought it would be funny

Shizuru get
The usual

Your waifu is cute.

It's fine, I'll just call the next one.
But yours is best, desu.

Desu desu desu

Mami claimed

What job did you have before you lost it? Did it pay well?
But not too long so that you'll still try it?
How much should I spend to start out? No more than 60€?

still here


and


you will like it or hate it

Fine with me. How was your day man?

Did you make a Roblox account when you were 15?

That looks nothing like Chizuru, desu.
> Kongou

Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu desu japan

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....I have never, NOT ONCE, seen someone that understands THIS FUCKING LITTLE about airflow.

Where's Syndra, I need someone to tell me to kill myself because I want to after hearing all that BS.

this dead thing

Maybe so.
Fair is fair.

Right here bby :^)

I was just speaking hypothetically.

Pretty good. Tiring. Yours?
Just kill yourself, desu.

No need to mention the obvious.

How the fuck do you play twister by yourself and lose? Let alone die?

Are you wanting to get competitive?

Cow tits

You feeling better?

~~if not I could give something a feel and help you out~~

No

Moonpie again

Milk!

roblox.com/users/6665012/profile#!/about

I'm too tired for very tedious acts.
>tiring
I didn't do anything tiring, but I'm pretty tired seeing as I've been up for 20~ hours now. Just wasted the day away like usual.

Doctor.
Fluffy Hair again.
Milk Drinker.

Where the fuck have you been???
By being best girl, desu.

You show it all then i will.

Air flows down!
Like water!

Thanks, same to yours.

In a... weird, kind of way.

I guess I'll try it out sometime.
Anyway, why claim her? Just curious.

Milk

She's not a murderer, don't worry. Look how innocent she is, no way she'd hurt anyone!

Hypothetically, huh? Well if you did have a job, I would guess it would be a kfc cook.
Well if Im going to play, might as well start out right.
Just put a stone on the key and check in every 5 minutes or so. You should be there in no time!

Yeah I still got 2.5 hours of work. It's great. Id die if I stayed up 20 hours but at least I have the next three days off.
I meant in TG, desu.

Syndra went to bed like a hour ago

Why is that?

how you doing bby?

THIS MCFUCK IS FLIPPING MAD BURGERS AND SHORT CHANGE ANS BASICALLY, HES NOT LOVIN IT

Oh i just dont post there much. I had it open earlier. But i have been in the TS

A best.

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How might you be today?

Start casual and get more into if you like it


And I'm serious about the commander bit, but learn the basic rules first

Optimism chan claimed!
Everyone make sure to drink water! If you think water is lame drink something sweet!

Congrats on not being deceased.
I'm really tired whether I've been up for 3 hours or 20 hours, so I usually stay up for the latter amount.

i like her

>Pomf

I think i fixed my truck today.

Speaking of wich, due to staying home and never going outside "just for fun" unless I was visitting family or a friend, my skin is very VERY pale and certain parts of my body are comparable to milk because of how white it is.

Killin me. I'll be in TS on Friday tho so your ass better be in there.
I got work from 4 to midnight most days so I'll sleep in till 9. It's great, desu.

If you say so.

Umm... okay? I honestly expected a more in - depth answer, but whatever floats your boat.

I'm good, just got back from the gym, how are you?
>inb4 you come back tomorrow and its more broken or got stolen by a nigger

Doing fine, bby. How 'bout you?
Best way to learn rules is from a handbook, or would a forum help me learn better?
I'm sure that's healthy. O.o

You can like whoever you want!
Try pokemon go! I know lol dank meme game but it legit got me out of the house and on my board more, it incites activity so if you wanna tan, get that hitmonchan!

Not really giving me a time frame.

>more broken or got stolen by a nigger
Well if it stalls again i got no brakes so yeah i would be fucked if i hit something. And niggers aint even mess with it. Even with a AMP sitting on the back seat.

I doubt Ill die anyday soon!
Im just busy is all

Water is pretty nice

Getting swol?

~~i like them strong~~

Honestly a few videos on YouTube are helpful

I also always wear long sleeves even though it's summer.

I honestly don't like the idea of walking around the town trying to catch pokemons on an app. Besides it happens pretty often that I meet someone I know and since I'm great and everybody loves me they usually go "O hai user" and I don't feel like having that happen everyday. I never wanted a tan anyways.

Around 10-11am east coast, desu.

oh well she just has similar interests and that seems like a good enough a base as any to build from
i am aware

Ill be busy doing stuff then sorry.

Because no one else was baking.
No i didnt.

Eh I'll be on all day anyways. Gotta catch up on 7 days to die with the crew. We're starting a new world, desu.

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU AND ANOTHER DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU. GUESS WHAT? DESU! DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU MORE DESUS DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
MOTHER FUCKING JAPAN SHIT.

Well as long as your taking care of yourself user, you do you!
Psh dying. Tell me about it.

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Use children as speed bumps to slow down.
Trying to at least.

Got it, thanks.
Not too common that I see that. Wouldn't it get sweaty?


Gonna go take a shower real quick, I'll be back.

I'm finnnnnne.
>Wew that's lewd fran.
Hmmmm.
I would if data didn't prevent me from doing so.

Thanks Bongo, finding the bleach now.

Mizore, tell me, which AC set up seems better? They're both shit, but one is objectively lesser shit.
>Right: AC is on my table, blowing the hot air into the other half of the garage while blowing the cold air straight at me, kept in by shitty sheets hanging up
>Left: AC in the door way, blowing cold air at my general direction, with the door wide open to have the hot air from it blown out

>I couldn't be assed to do any better than this

It's kk, Kongo got me covered.

>Makoto

You can bake this ass, you Slav.
You seem mad. Calm yourself, desu.

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I'm not gonna lie, I thought the arm was a dick.

I gotchu fam. Bongo always here to help, desu~

That would be a pretty weird dick.

we are watching some crazy child soldier movie on the stream called beast of no name or some shit. Its pretty intense 3d movie night imo

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No thanks.

Only if I go outside for a while, I like heat but to be honest I prefer when it's a bit cold. I just love long sleeves.

I don't. In fact my diet is horrible and since I'm jobless I don't exercise either, I don't look fat but my legs are actually lang whale worthy, at least for a man I have a nice ass to compensate.

Then why u no post?

Yeah i may not be done till like 4pm est. Also weather permitting.

Ok, a bit underwhelming, but a reason is better than none.

Honesttly, at first I thought about claiming Shygal as a little joke in my head at first, but the more I thought about it the more I just thought she kinda fit me so I just rolled with it.

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QOTT: Name a better manga than Oyasumi Punpun.

>Protip: You can't


Oh, and Shino is the stream on?

Hello friendos

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I was getting my weekly shot of cancer.

It wasn't a request. The bongo orders you.
Should be fine. Who knows, maybe I'll be asleep from crying, desu.

Goodnight.
youtube.com/watch?v=AqQ9pXjPLKg

I did seen a bunch of nigger kids on bikes. Like 2 on one bike.

No on a land line or wifi what are u doing?

MMmm cancer

Head pats

Fattest Waifu on legs

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Nini shiro.