Southern/brit/

Sussex Edition

Permitted: SUPERIOR SOUTHERNERS

Not permitted: inferior "northerners" (i.e. pakis) and all others.

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sophie

anime

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a drooling retard must be making these threads

Pretty sure the angry Irishman and 3 incher are different people

GET HIM JANNY

>drooling retard
That's London for you

No. You're not.

true southerner reporting in

Top 5 hip hop artists in no order

Kanye
Kendrick
Childish Gambino
Pharaohe Monch
Kid Cudi

who /Hampshire/ here?

Northerners not permitted.
Make your own thread (i.e. Mud hut)

do you have prominent cheekbones and a defined jaw line?

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>be British
>stick a fork into the socket
>nothing happens
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>/brit/ is talking about girls and sex again

For god's sake.

my jawline is alright imo

Name a shitter place on Earth than Middlesbrough

Quite good

Luton

elfmode, but better than being farage tier

>can't even end our lives with a high voltage shock
proper nanny state, eh

have been having that sex with those girls again?

fuck off chad

/brit/ is a normie general

Nope

Watching Americans eat food on Youtube. They're somehow even mongs about this.

>Some woman bites into a sandwhich
>"Tastes like bread"

nice, very impressive

'sheed

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youtube.com/watch?v=YlWke6jK4rI
at :46

the video's literally just lyrics and they fuck it up

>lad there's another irish poster with a 3 incher who is literally always angry, he's genuinely a broken man

hi

Its not that small btw

HOWLING
youtube.com/watch?v=i_F1-TtA19M

>tfw no thick as fuck neck due to massive amounts of fat under chin

perhaps she was expecting it to taste like the sandwich ingredients, and, mixing them incorrectly, has fucked her sandwich

how big is it then

alri fitizen

"lads" is that the preferred parlance in here as well? if so,

lads, i think i have a solution to the incompetence of millennials and the so-called NEET epidemic

that fucking thing looks like paper I just wanna rip it half with my bare hands FUCK

looks like he's trying to tear the poor stingray in half

im 3 inch lad and im not the angry poster
infact most of posting is just memes, /brit/ is terrible for discussion

Yeah, we're the House of Lads.

fuck off mate

Why does /brit/ never talk about drugs any more, lads?

Inferior poortherner.

You were told by a member of the Patriots' Alliance to get out, mate. Now do so, now.

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If I'm being honest, I think I would get along with Irish lads irl better than brits

i'm high on weed rn ngl

im CIA, you can trust me

>A unicameral legislature? Why of course I'm not in favour, I demand we pay a bunch of rich unelected elites taxpayer's money for an hour of work a day

>getting into a bed with fresh bedding after a shower

Currently experiencing this. VERY nice feeling.

>not wanting to preserve the EU just to become a MEP through a meme protest party

so.....words that follow?

I wish, I'd take normies any day over these mouth breathers.

haha do you people watch awesome games done quick too?

NORTHERN LADS, GET IN HERE:

Na lad, she's a spastic. She thinks back bacon is ham.

HORSHAM

the gf

ah yes, the south

its because WE

The NOOOOOOOORRTHERN BRUDAS

now know it is degerate

all bacon is ham and all ham is bacon. its all pig mate

>temperatures in the UK will drop below temperatures of Iceland next week

bloody glad I'm not Northern hahahahahahaha

>A unicameral legislature for my state? Not at all, m'lady, we should have two bodies that are virtually identical needed to pass any laws.

checked

Cannot think of even one white Londoner

Let's make northern/brit/ a thing, lads:
No more pooftas, no more degenerates. It'll be paradise.

I'm Scottish and not sure whether to post in southern or northern /brit/

might just hope on over to /eire/ tbqh

>african philosophers

>tfw an autist in an extrovert country

>still 0 replies
oh god how embarrassing

>When his home county doesn't begin with 'Surre'

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I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE HOUSE OF LORDS CANUCK

Our House of Lords is like your Senate. Completely unelected. Ours is worse though because we have fucking bishops as a part of it.

Our House of Lords is the BIGGEST (as in most members) legislature ON EARTH except for the Chinese Parliament.

We have twice the members as the US house of representatives despite having a fifth of their population. It's bigger than India's, it's bigger than the EU's, it's bigger than Brazil, Indonesia, Nigeria, the Philippines and Bangladesh's legislatures (all of whom have a population over 100 million people).

And we have no say in who is elected whatsoever.

Very shit tbqh but people defend it because of muh tradition.

WANKERS

haven't had a wank in 2017 lads wahey

t. a fucking spastic yank CUNT

What's the point of an oriental and African school if they primarily study Europeans?

>the House of Lords is bigger than the House of Commons
Really activates my almonds. At least you lot have the Parliament Acts 1911 and 1949.

the molecular structure is the same tbf

Really not looking forward to work tomorrow.

Why would the number of people in a country affect the number of people in government wtf

thanks mate bye

>the absolute state of this thread

Don't break the chain until 2018.

4.5

The Parliament Acts 1911 and 1949 should be repealed 3bh

Golden oldie

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>north general
>no more degenerates
gonna be one fucking empty general

FUCK OFF YANK

>african philosophers
what did he mean by this

your life should be repealed

Middlesbrough is full of pakis though.

Tony Blair also reformed it with the HoL act of 1999.
Criticise him all you like but that was rather admirable.
Before that members could literally pass their membership down to their kin when they died as if it was a fucking house.

because parliament represents the people perhaps.
There's also a clear trend in terms of population and # legislative members.

It isn't a coincidence China has the biggest legislature on earth.

peeled this orange but there's still some rind left so i have to repeal it

I attend this university and can confirm that many of the students are fucking moronic. Here are some classic examples

>Jeremy Corbyn came to do a talk, all the JFs and minority students wanted to go because muh socialism
>ongoing campaign called Justice4Cleaners which does nothing more than meet once a week in the atrium and clap each others wank talks about justice (for cleaners)
>daily complaints from students that the word "oriental" is in the uni title
>got email from the SU that said "As your newly elected SU, we are here to aid you in whatever way we can. Be that through supporting educational dilemmas, helping facilitating events or bringing your fantastic ideas on how to smash the patriarchy to life ;)"
>someone put stickers all over the walls where people go to smoke that say "WARNING: ANTI-FACISTS PATROL HERE. RACISTS NOT WELCOME"

the memes go on

69679063
Shan't be granting Royal Assent to that bill

worst PM in living memory?

s-sorry lad i will remove myself now

you ever been with a girl m8?

If yes, has she commented on it?

West Sussex here.

I have absolutely nothing in common with Londoners, you're not southerners.