Northern/brit/

Northern pride edition, fuck da pooftas

Allowed: Northerners

Barred; Poofta fairies.

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anyone want their willy sucking in Cheshire?

no lad.

Well this is a tad embarrassing

dry stone walls? big fan

no posh cunt southerners? GOOD thread

parmo

so it's safe to say that southern posters are the life and soul of /brit/?

No one outside of Middlesbrough likes these things.

And Boro is paedotown.

only good thing to come out of boro

Too right, lad.

Fuck no. Northerners are the only reason /brit/ has survived so long.

oh fuck's sake HE'S HERE

fuck OFF grammar runt

sydney harbour bridge

Any lads in the north west interested in meeting up for a scrap tomorrow?

Top lad.

Parmo pride
World wide

>only good thing to come out of boro
No, that was Captain Cook.

Although tbf Middlesbrough wasn't really a thing back then.

lived in middlesbrough nearly all my life

never had a parmo

i'll be honest, i was born in (((lancashire))) but i tell everyone that i was born and bred in yorkshire and when i go down south for uni i bring my strong imposing yorkshire pride with me

Definitely, lad. Where you live?

get the train to wakefield and let me know when you're at the station
i'll come and box your fucking head off

impressive that of the 5 posters here one of us is fucking unbearable

bet you live somewhere like redcar

Fucking cringe at Boro folk using the parmo and sybol of their identity.

No wonder they have the lowest life expectancy in England and a waistline the Yanks would be envious of.

Would batter the lot of ya desu

Preston, nowt doing tomorrow so I don't mind travelling.

>yorkshire

Nah, I want the scrap to be a challenge. Not travelling all that way just to one-time someone, I want someone who'll be able to have a proper tear up.

think you should let the midlands in to get the numbers up a bit
we can't be dealing with these southern poofters anymore this is our northxit

IRONOPOLIS WILL RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THATCHER'S INFERNO

DEATH TO CHAVS
DEATH TO COUNTRYSIDE POSH TWATS
DEATH TO BORO TAXIS AND BLUELINE

i love ritsu

No, Richmond. don't know about the others.

>PRESTON

SCREECHING

>a scrap
Alright. I'm from Carlisle myself, but I wouldn't mind travelling to Preston. It would make for an interesting day at least.

west yorkshire, wakey is pretty much centre of the north
it's not that far from manny but i know you ain't got the fucking balls

>richmond

why are you in this thread you insufferable southern runt

>ritsu doesnt love you in return
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Is it true that a local taxi owner tried to buy his way into the mayors office and sent his henchman around town to intimidate people into voting for him?

>tfw only true yorkshire lad in a town full of boro cunts thinking they're hard

end my life now

Is it true that all northern women have to be gang raped by Pakistanis before the age of 14?

mong

Because it triggers mouth breathers like you

wouldn't say it was out of the question, not heard of it though

nah pal just rotherham

>tube strike tomorrow

gonna have to take the bus with all the poor people/ethnics. joy

>tfw to intelligent/wealthy to be Northern

>all the poor people

I think those are the Northerners

Fuck off poofta.

Been to Carlisle before for the football, decent place. Gladly batter you in either town.

Don't go within 20 miles of the Yorkshire border fella. It's just how operate. Trust me, that rule being in place makes Yorkshire a lot safer place to live without me knocking people out left right and centre.

Is Whitby lad here?

Is the Goth weekend worth a visit?

northern/brit/ is comfy ngl

I can't understand a bloody word ITT through all your thick Northern grunting

Preston it is then, never been there before and want to go.

Fuck off southern cuckpoofta.

How come southerners don't really have an identity?

WE

THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTHERN BROTHERS

they do, it's pakistani

Owroight gavnah drove me up the appuw and pears he did

the northern powerhouse shall rise once more
midlands engine too

hey cool im from kingston
>tfw no tube station

post videos of northern culture

youtu.be/wpgkwgifkwg

literally just a bunch of 14 year olds going round acting edgy

Midlands protectorate when? We superior northerners could use some vassals.

Jamaica?

good lad

is the midlands really distinct from the whole north-south thing?

do they lean towards either side?

ya mon

>londoners so obsessed with being a world multi culti city they want to expand the tube line to jamaica

Bloody crackers.

fuck off

Really? Have you been?

When I was looking at the info, it was all adults dressed up.

they're too northern for the south and too southern for the north

fuck off yank

No, she left of her own accord.

:^)

You have 30 seconds to convince me why I should invest in north/brit/ instead of south/brit/

I'm from preston
meet you outside fishergate?

they're just themselves

>bristol
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee get out

Feel more in common with Wales desu.

>all these dubs

Northerners really are the superior race.

we're increasing parmo production 500%

went a few years ago with a gothic gf

if you're actually a goth then you might see more appeal than me though, she loved it

only the birmingham/west midlands urban area is distinctly different
it's because there wasn't much there before it exploded during the industrial revolution

everywhere else is either northern or southern but i think birmingham and the surrounding areas are distinctly different

Yorkshire independence now. Fuck England.

much better thread to be honest

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>He's not a Northerner
Even Southerners hate Southerners

northerners are better desu.

Sound. You'll easily recognise me, I'll be that lad you look at and tremble with fear.

Who /Durham/ here?

surely that'd be at least 20% paki

you're gonna have to narrow it down

Pic related average northerner

Right on, lad.

Pooftas are usually pretty self-hating, m8.

>Preston boys trying to sound hard
>Never felt the rock hard fist of a strong, proud Manc man

dreadful map

No where near

theguardian.com/news/datablog/2011/may/18/ethnic-population-england-wales

Fuck off southerncuck.

you soft manc cunts wouldn't last an hour walking around wakey

flawless post

surrey badman here ama monkeys

good lad 0161

Say that round Levenshulme you bent twat. Guarantee you'll get your face caved in.

That's Brighton beach. No way would a Northerner go to Brighton when there's perfectly good beaches in Morecambe and Scarborough.

>Mancs
>hard
Ayy lmao, softest cunts I've ever known. Basically southerners.

Pic related average s*utherner

would drop you if you said that to my face

this is much better than the other thread filled with southern nonces