Green text your sexual experiences

>green text your sexual experiences

>be 15
>live alone with dad in a tiny appartment
>dad starts dating a jap
>she has a 13 yr old daughter
>qt3.14, petite, nice tits
>doesn't talk much with either dad or me
>shy or attitude problem idk
>have akward encounters with her over the course of my dad's courtship
>dad gets married, they move in
>"user you'll have to share your room with your new sister for a couple of months until we can move"
>have a single queen size bed in my room
>fuckthisshit
>ah well, cant help it
>try to start adjusting to the changes in the household
>living with my 'sister' is a pain in the ass
>would barely interact, would give single word answers, often times ignoring me
>drove me nuts
>on the plus side the meals really got good (step mom is an amazing cook) and i had a nice piece of ass sleeping next to me everyday
>live to spot my step sister in states of undress
>often camped in front of the wash room to catch a gilmpse of her in a towel or something
>tried to walk in on her changing
>etc.
>never got a chance
>going crazy cause my fap time got considerably less as the appartment had only one bathroom and my room was always occupied
cont?

Continue fucker

>summers begin
>her clothes just fucking shrink
>Katie(let's call her that) starts wearing thin sleeveless tops, mini skirts, booty shorts
>skimpy clothes on dat figure
>HNNNNG
>my sexual frustration knows no bounds
>go to sleep once in nothing but my boxers cause hot night and no ac
>Katie tells me 'Hey user, can you wear some clothes?' in the bitchest tone
>tell her to gtfo cause its my room
>gets irritated but doesn't react
>get up in the middle of the night with messy boxers
>must have been a nocturnal dream jizz shit
>think nothing of it, change and go back to sleep
>happens again the next night
>and the night after that
>*sigh* assume it was the consequences of not fapping in weeks
>the next morning
>cant find fresh boxers looked everywhere
>getting irritated
>katie already left for school
>look in her drawer
>two of my used boxers
>wtf
>something is fishy

that bra looks shooped

nice copypasta

Bump

Sounds like bull already

>think about how to confront her
>can't outright blame her for this
>why would she steal my boxers anyway
>getting confused about the situation
>decide to keep mum and be extra alert in case she is pulling some shit
>drink coffee that night before going to sleep that night
>im usually a heavy sleeper so in case she's doing something my only bet is to stay awake
>pretend to go to sleep that night
>getting anxious with every passing minute
>taking deep breathes so it seems im sleeping
>katie has her face turned to the other aside and seems asleep too
>oh well, guess i was wrong
>must be a mistake
>she suddenly moves and i close my eyes
>try to catch a glimpse and see that now her face is turned towards me but her eyes are open
>the bitch is awake
>shut my eyes tightly for what seemed like hours till i suddenly felt her shaking me
>wtf
>is she trying to wake me
>shaking stops
>she starts touching my hands and stomach
>what is the sadistic bitch upto
>keep moving her hands down towards my groin slowly and gently as if caressing me
>i guess she didn't want me to wake up
>pulls the waistband of my boxers up and slides her petite hands in
>HNNNG

keep'er goin

Don't feel discouraged, were waiting patiently

Donald Trump 1? how many do you have?

>her hands so soft
>first time someone else touched my dick
>OHMYFUCKINGGOD
>soo good
>starts playing with my soft dick getting it hard within seconds
>dick is now pulsating in her hands
>getting uncomfortable though cause she didnt slide down the boxers
>slowly starts twisting her hands around the head of my dick
>i can't help but let out a moan
>the hand removes itself from my dick in a flash
>oh damn, what the fuck did i do
>but i cant lament for long as her hand moves back to my dick after making sure i was asleep
>starts moving her hands up and down my dick
>oh jesus
>i cant resist this
>letting out little moans, but she doesnt hesitate this time
>quickens her pace
>this is the best feeeling ever
>jizz in her hands
>holy fucking shit
>best handjob ever (not that i had ever recieved another hand job)
>get up after 15 minutes and check my watch
>12.30
>go change and throw my boxers in my laundry bin and pretend to go back to sleep
>see her get up after a while and stash my boxers in her drawer
>plan to make my move in the morning

>

>be me, oblivious philosophical type
>talking with the gf about Sartre late one night at her house
>Usually she enjoys it, but this night she was having none of it
>Trying to kiss me and get frisky, but I'm pumped about a connection I was making
>See, Sartre's idea of Radical Freedom can be used as an argument against Determinism while staying in a Neo-Kantian worldview
>While I try to explain this, she is disrobing me
>She tells me, in no uncertain terms, that she just wants to have sex
>I ask if I can jot down some notes about what we were talking about earlier so I can write an essay about it later
>She doesn't let me
And that is how I lost my virginity.

>Be me
>Laying in bed
>See hand
>It's looking back seductively
>I know what it wants
>I slowly slip it in my pants
>Feels good man

>wake the in the morning
>saturday
>fuck yeah
>dad and step mom already off to work
>katie sitting in front of the tv eating cereal
>go sit next to her
>'Hey, i wanted to talk to you about something'
>get a nonchalant 'What?' while she's glued to friends or some shit
>"I've been missing bits and pieces of my laundry for the last couple of days'
>she gives me a quick glance with corners of her eyes
>her cheeks start to get red
>still staring at the tv answers back "so?"
>"And I've been feeling its something to do with you..."
>she tries to look unfased but i definitely have her attention
>"What are you trying to imply?"
>i grab the remote and shut off the tv
>"Don't try to fuck with me. I know what you've been doing for the last couple of nights."
>completely catch her off guard
>her face is a shade of red unknown to man
>i have her now
>she stammering and replies "And what's that asshole?"
>"I found my used boxers in your drawer yesterday"
>"you don't have any proof" still stammering
>she's visbly upset now and seems almost afraid
>never seen her this emotional
>"Do you want me to pull my boxers out of your drawer"

I don't know honestly.

10/10

11/10

I had more than just a giggle

CONTINUE

Man, how do you faggots get all the good chicks?

Why didnt you just pre-type it

...

>her face changes from being worried to the an experience i have rarely seen on her face
>she let out a grotesque screetch and ran into her (well, my) room not before throwing a wild punch in my direction which missed by a large margin
>the dam had been broken and the waterworks had begun
>went into the room 15 minutes later
>katie was still crying
>her cries slowly turned into sobs as she tried to talk to me
>the conversation sluggishly strecthed out for a while as katie was hesitant divulge why she was acting this way
>i asked her why she started jerking me off
>"On the first day you slept in your boxers, I felt something poke my back"
>no wonder small bed
>"I thought it was a remote or something so I tried to pick it up and throw it away"
>"I hadn't realised you had crept close so I got a little taken aback when I realised what I had touched"
>"I was grossed out at first, but it was the first time I had felt a penis....."
>"Curosisty got the better of me and i ended up doing that......"
>"I was hiding your boxers hoping you wouldn't remember what happened at night"
>"Please don't tell mom about this...she'll kill me" and she broke into sobs again
>fair enough
>"Don't worry, I won't tell her about anything...tell me one thing though...."
>I got a suspicious 'Yeah?' between her relieved sobs
>"Why did you do it again after the first night? Did you enjoy it? Don't lie...."
>She blushed and started stammering again
>I grabbed her and gently pulled her close "Did you enjoy jerking me off?"
>She started staring at the ground unable to reply
>"I really liked when you played with my dick....I just wanted to know if it was mutual..."
>I could make out a soft 'Yes' as she freed her self from grip and ran off
>oh boy
>disgonbgood

this

user you sly dog you

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Very nice user, keeper comin

IDK, chicks just like philosophers, I guess?

Cont you cunt

Hey give him time to type, if he doesn't get enough time he'll fuck up or something.

>be me 21
>go to pool party at my parent's house
>mom's hot friend is there, she's 48
>everyone starts to drink
>start hitting on my mom's friend she too gets
flirty
>ask her if she wants to go upstairs
>"haha I don't know if we should user"
>she eventually goes upstairs to use the restroom
>follow her up
>drunk as fuck
>open bathroom door and start jerking off
>she likes it and sucks me while on the toilet
>she finishes and we move to my parent's bed
>no condom but fuck it, start fucking
>someone comes in to use the restroom, keep going
>somehow didn't see or hear us
>cum in her, says she's fixed
>We head back down and act like nothing happened
>she invites me to her HS reunion tomorrow since her husband won't come
>fuck her that night also

Happened two months ago and still fuck her every now and again. Also dating her daughter.

>our relation considerably improved after this
>we were much more friendly after that
>even the parents commented on this
>started watching movies etc. togther
>she even sat with me when i played vidya
>ofcourse the nightly handjobs carried on
>they got much better cause i could finally remove my boxers and give her instructions
>One of the nights i asked her if she wanted to me make her feel good
>it ended with me fingering her
>so we had mutual masturbation sessions almost every night
>hot as fuck and parents had no clue
>was playing vidya once and she jumped on my lap
>"Watchu playin user ?"
>fully engrossed and not giving a fuck
>"user stooop ignoring meeeeee"
>and she started jumping up and down on my lap
>"Hey Sto-"
>look away and see she's wearing a tight top with a little skirt underneath
>thatsmyfetish
>continue playing while making small talk with her while secretly trying to control my urges
>moves around animatedly while talking and watching the game
>dick is diamonds
>"user why is your thing poking me...."
>"Errrr.....you have a skirt on and you are sitting on me and uhhhhh....."
>gives me the nastiest wink "You like it user, dont you ?"
>starts gyrating on my dick
>oh god
>move her little foward and take my dick out and pull her back again
>rubbing my dick against her panties now
>oh god so good

>fuckwit anons mom
>an hero

you dutch? are dutch girls that easy?

Spent a year in NL and didnt get to fuck a dutchie. so ashamed.

CONT

Nope American in the Midwest. She was just a slut who wanted more than her cuck husband

the bra is real, the nood is shooped.

MOAR

Pics of em together

Ok
>

>

shite, man.
Any pics of a celebrity, or someone else she resembled?

sounds hot.

dating a girl 5 years my senior atm, I'm 29.

she turns me into diamonds just with the age-gap thing. additionally, she's still got a german tight body, which I don't mind.

>date girl
>fuck off to Idaho for a bit
>feelin' lonesome
>come back
>flirting with ex on phone
>throw huge party for ex
>she spend all night with her lesbian gf
>so i fuck her mom for the next 5 hours in the room next door
>banging the wall frequently to make extra sure she knows
>shit was cash

>Be me
>15, probably a 4/10, maybe 6/10 on a good day
>Moved into the suburbs, my mom married my stepdad recently and I hated them for making me leave my home and friends
>I get so angry and sad that I stop fapping, stop eating most days.
>Cute girl starts talking to me in gym
>8/10 qt 3.14 named Alice, let's call her that. Filipino girl with a beautiful smile and HUGE breasts. I'm talking like, 40 percent of her was boob.
>She found my address. somehow.
>I wake up, Saturday, get ready to go on a run
>Get a text
>"Look outside!"

I need this thread to not die.

Keep going

>"Hey want to see something nasty?"
>"yeah..."
>close the game and open up some porn
>Her eyes are fixated at the screen
>start fondle her while watching
>move my hands to her tits and start playing with them through the cloth
>this while my dick is rubbing against her butt
>oh dear god
>move my hands down to her panties after playing with her tits
>start rubbing her pussy through the panties
>wet as fuck even before i touched her
>she starts moaning a bit as i fingerfuck her
>still staring at the porn
>"Hey do you want to remove those panties"
>slides them down without saying a word
>i get a look at her pussy properly for the first time
>she had cute little bush
>oh good my dick against her soft ass felt so good
>i resumed my fingerfucking
>"An-user... im about to cum"
>quicken my pace and start rubbing her pussy faster as she muffled her moans and cums
>her contracting pussy sometimes locks my fingers in place
>her moans get heavy as starts to subtley shake
>keep rubbing my dick with her butt
>my precum and her sweat made an amazing lubricant for my dick to slide around
>HNNG
>jizz on her butt within the next 30 seconds
>she heaves a sigh as if to tell me to let go
>gets off in a while and walks away after giving me a peck on my cheeks

>first sexual experience
>girl is asexual
>doesn't want to be fucked in the pussy
>get permission to try anal
>tight as fuck and she gave up almost instantly because of pain

>be 14
>get cute fit 13 year old chick to come over and watch superman
>she cuddles with me
>feel her ass with my dick
>she backs up a little
>I whisper in her ear
>"fuckwit"
>she squirts

Fug

> be me
> really like this girl
> invites me over
> she's dressed sexy
> giant 6'5 nigger sitting on couch
> she introduces Tyrone
> they start kissing
> to beta to stop it
> they start having sexy
> start crying and jerking off
> clean Tyrone off when they are done just to taste her
> bam. Instant alpha status for me

My pic in my OP looks like her a bit, here's another tho.

I know the age gap makes it so much hotter. Better than her daughter too.

>Came home from work.
>Fucked wife right in the pussy.
>Went to sleep.

>fucked a paki bitch next to my boy in a hotel
>shes now in love with me and we're in the same class

>Works at a banquet server at a hotel
>Assist 40-ish looking Filipina
>Tell her she looks identical to my "girlfriend"
>Start flirting
>Tells me I'm a good flirter and meet in the back parking lot to "help" put her things away
>Finished packing her belongings in her car and escort her to one of our banquet rooms, which I have all the keys to
>Go down on her
>She goes down on me
>Fuck her on a table I spent 3 hours setting up + getting paid to fuck on the job
>Has one fine ass - to reference - she has a more compact version of Tianna Gregory's ass and long Filipino brown nipples
>Get her contact info and meet at her house the same night
>Found out she's 50 and two years younger than my mom
>Fling last all summer until we're invited to a pool party where she catches me swimming with another girl
>Still fuck till this day whenever she needs help with her technology, oftentimes on purpose so she can get her fix

If by alpha you mean faggot, than yes, instant alpha.

>be 19 yo virgin
>been dating this girl for a month
>finally get into my room
>start getting my first blowjob
>I've seen some porn in my day
>she has zero technique
>I'm a champion jerker so I'm a little desensitized
>she sucks for twenty minutes
>nonutsorryslut.mpeg
>yeah, you're gonna have to spread
>put condom on
>can't feel shit at this point
>excitement keeps me hard as diamonds though
>didImentionthatfatfuckingass.jpg
>absolutely cannot believe I'm lasting this long
>get a little alpha
>demand she put her big ass in the air
>fucking rail her until I blow with a handful of asscheek in each hand
>whole session lasts nearly an hour
>mfw she bought my lie that she was my third
>mfw I just repeated moves from porn vids for forty-five minutes and used my fat ass fetish to finally nut
>mfw she fucking married me
>mfw if you don't respond to this your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>be 13
>dick gets hard
>envelop it with hand
>move hand up and down
>cum
>clean dick
>repeat once a day for 11 years
That's my complete sex life.

>be me
>be 14, freshman varsity swimmer, Asian with blond hair
>home alone
>tripping on dxm in room, while blasting loud ass vaporwave
>door busts open, its annoying sister in law
>"what the fuck man, we brought you food, get up"
>makemebitch.jpeg
>Hear older brother's gf moaning in the next room, sister in law still trying to drag me out of bed
>Pinch her decent ass
>She gets pissed and tries to fight
>Tell her that's hot
cuntinue?

CONT!

cont pls

>a few days later
>dad calls us all togther
>he got a new job in another smaller city
>allowed him to work from home and only make a few site visits every week
>he had talked about this before, knew this was in the works
>step mom also had some family there so that was a plus
>she was excited that her daughter would be exposed to her heritage
>Katie goes red when she hears about the move
>the atmosphere the room grows tense
>i guess her mom expected that reaction
>katie yells a very painful "I hate you" at her mother then runs away to my room
>she always did that when she felt hurt
>i was pretty mad too, but i knew my dad had been pushing for that job and the perks that came with it, for a while
>*sigh*
>stick around for some time, dad explains how expects us to be packed by the end of the week bla bla bla
>go up to my room to talk to Katie
>locked
>can hear her sobbing
>"Katie, open up."
>"Go away"
>bitch its my room
>knock on it for 5 more minutes
>no response
>try to act like an understanding elder brother and give her some space
>have to sleep on the couch cause she still won't open the door
>what a bitch
>twisting and turning on the lumpy couch for hours before falling asleep
>feel a jerk and get pulled out of sleep
>thought i was falling of the couch
>breathe a sigh of relief when i open my eyes and realise im still on the solid couch
>look carefully at my side as my eyes adjust to the dark
>someone is crouching alongside me
>still groggy, try to figure who it could be
>"user, are you awake?"
>its Katie

cont

Man. Those boots!

That's my one real fetish. Just seeing a girl buck-naked doesn't do much for me.
.But add the boots, and I'm beyond hardness.

Very good descriptive picture, is what I'm trying to say.

Damn it user, you got me.

Nudes?

> be 28
> hitting tinder like and alcoholic
> fuck a mates mates mother of his kids
> fucking her and the daughter comes in and goes your being loud
> leave house only to realise ive torn that chicks vag because all the lower balf my shirt is just blood
> says she has cysts and ive prob torn on
>mfw vag cyst blood on favourite shirt
I made it a point to fuck with shirt and socks on for ease of get away

>She's there, standing next to a tree in my yard
>My parents aren't home, I forget the reason why.
>I invite her in, cook her food and grab her a soda
>We start talking
>She tells me that she went to a mental hospital or something, I wasn't really listening at the time
It sounds funny now, but seriously kids, don't stick your dick in crazy
>Comes over three more times, we end up cuddling and watching Pirates of the Caribbean on my dvd player
>She gets in bed with me to cuddle, like normal
>Starts stripping
>Wat.exe
>She keeps her bra and panties on
>"It's just really hot in here, user"
>She's whispering, my stepdad is in the next room over, sleeping
>I know she likes me, and I use that
>She starts tickling me, I don't take the bait
>I realize I fucked up by not tickling her back
>Start caressing her dark hair, she smiles
>I ask her to teach me how to take a girl's bra off
>She actually fucking does it
>I lay there, dumbfounded with her for like three minutes until she finally grabs my hands and wraps them around her breasts
>She tells me to squeeze hard and begins to moan
>Fucking. Diamonds.

Why'd you delete the post breh?
>Here you go my man. Gf is 27
>(6 years old than me)

Looks like some grade A poon. Good job, mah dude.

>in highschool, go to dumb FFA haunted house thing because my sister wanted to.
>into though the thing and I go sit outside because I'm bored.
>this chick I knew from marching band comes up and sits next to me.
>she's in the grade below me and is about a foot shorter than me, and she's about a 6/10
> I ask her "hey, do you want to go explore some cool shit around the campus?"
>she says hell yeah, and we go to the football field.
>we are sitting in front of the scoreboard, and I made some dumb joke about sex.
>she says "I'd love to, but I'm in a relationship. I guess I can do oral though"
> I was a beta at this point, and I've never gotten this close at all. I was so excited, I was almost shaking.
>she kneels down in front of me and pulls my cock out. Its not hard at this point, so she starts licking and sucking my head.
>she starts sucking, and that shit was cash.
>her mom calls halfway through it and she picks up and starts talking. When she stops talking she sucks and that was so amazing.
>I finish down her throat and we walk back to the haunted house.
> on the way back, I'm like "can I see your tits?" And she goes "fuck it" and pulls her shirt and bra up and I grab them.

We never really did much after, and that infidelity led to her trying to kill herself a couple of times, but that doesn't matter, she sucked my cock.

your a nigger

Damn

Damn dude, that had a dark ass turn.

any follow up on "dont stick your dick in crazy"?
i like those kind of stories

>socks on
exactly the thing girls dislike about htis is because guys can/will get the shit away faster.

Originally I thought we men just look ridiculous in socks-only.

>Game-over Yeeeeaaahh.

>letting her sit on my chest and slap the shit out of me
>actually feels good
>grab her chest and feel for nips
>"what are you doing user"
>beat me up, it feels good
>"uhhh eww, weirdo"
>rub panties with dick, hard as fuck
>guess that turned her on
>grinds panties on dick
>take off gym shorts and sit up to kiss
cont?

Post pic?

cont

CONT

>Works as a banquet server at a hotel
>Text ex-girlfriend to come by the hotel
>Ask one of my front desk homies to give me a passkey, and tells me not to mess anything up or else he's fired lol
>Invite her to room 118
>She's Ukrainian church girl wearing a mini skirt and Chanel Number 5, unf
>Undress her and play some music in the background
>Have her lay stomach down on the bed and spread her cheeks
>Ate her out and realizes she's extremely fertile at the moment
>Didn't have a condom at the time and decide fuck it
>Slide my cock in and ride this bitch like a cowboy
>I start to feel her pussy pulsating and her legs start quivering with me grinding my cock on her gspot
>About 10 minutes in her dad calls asking why she's at a hotel just as things start to get good
>How? Her dad tracks her on Find my iPhone, smh -_-
>Night ruined and now she's married to some other Ukrainian dude named Vlad
>Go figure

Yeah, it was a bunch of shit though. Her brother attempting suicide, and her gf was a fucking slut and cheated on her, and she was molested as a child and it was still fucking her up. If I had pushed she said i'd've been able to fuck her that night, honestly I should've said no, but hindsight is 20/20.

Finish, faggot

I don't have any, sorry bro. I promise she's real though.

>get up and turn on the table lamp
>first time this day katie got of my room
>her mom was out side the door for hours
>katie even skipped dinner
>her eyes are all red and tired
>looks disheveled overall
>sit down on the couch with her
>ask her what's up
>starts telling me about the place where we're supposed to move to
>she often went there for her vacations
>talks about her controlling grandparents (they were dead at this point in time though)
>felt really pressurised by the general behaviour they expected from her
>always compared her to her cousins even she was a kid
>she goes on for a while
>pretend to listen
>still groggy
>then gets to leaving everything behind
>was shy
>had trouble making friends since childhood
>only pulled it all togther recently
>her eyes get watery again
>she tries to talk but the sobs start again
>no idea how to console people
>stare at her crying like the fucking beta i am
>finally man the fuck up and tightly hug her
>whisper in her ear that it will all be okay etc
>she stops sobbing after a while of crying on my shoulder but still holds on to me
>the situation was surprisingly turning out to be a bit steamy
>...until her stomach loudly groaned and i started laughing
>"I guess someone missed their dinner"
>she laughs along too
>warm her some leftovers and turn on the tv
>end up sleeping sitting on the couch with her while watching a shitty nic cage movie

Fake

...

I mean, I could just pull up a pic of some random slut online and say its her.

I hope she's fine now, did she end up killing herself? or was it just a bunch of attempts?

What about face book?

>feel her tongue
>euphoric.gif
>she stops grinding to take off shirt
>no bra underneath, just perky tits
>yank her shorts and panties off
>eat her out while on bottom
>hmm, pussy doesn't taste that bad..
cont?

>be me
>18
>had two relationships in the past, both were bitches
>both used me, cheated on me
>still virgin
>whatevs at this point
One day
>best friend is snapping this crazy bitch
>dyed hair, nipple piercings, tattoos
> she's hot, but it's every indicator she was fucking insane
>which I already knew from his experiences
>he gets me in the snap, she seems interested
>sends me about 60 nudes in the span of a month, it was pretty cash
>she's still fucking insane, super clingy
>decide to fuck her because at least I already know that she doesn't care about me
>go up to college orientation with family, was gonna take the car and fuck her
>"omg user my friend just got robbed she's staying at my house sorry you can't come over."

Con't.

I maybe could dig around for a pic of her. She isn't really active on Facebook, though. It might actually be from around the time it happened.

A bunch of attempts

>be 16
>watching nextflix with cunt gf
>step dad goes downstairs
>looked at her
>pulled her pants down
>licked her hair pussy like it was icecream
>heard step dad coming back upstairs
>ohfuck.jpg
>pulled her pants back up
>acted like nothing happened

what do you mean by that? like tried and failed or?

Kaite user type faser

Deal.