your only weapon is your car
how do you plan to beat HIM ?
Your only weapon is your car
Michael Robinson
Hunter Flores
>get gasoline out of the car
>pour it on him
>light him on fire with cigarette lighter
Grayson King
hose + cracked window = CO death
Austin Jenkins
ja! thats a good one !
Luis Lee
i say , put the bastard in the trunk
and, trow your car at the nearest river
Jason Clark
>only weapon is a car
>pulls a lighter out his ass
nigger ur on some next level autism
Cooper Hernandez
High speed impact
John Taylor
>car not having a cigarette lighter
Easton Gray
Too young to remember cars having cigarette lighters?
Benjamin Mitchell
Someone please explain what this is
Jonathan Fisher
What do you expect? It is summer after all.
Matthew Richardson
...
Nathan Rodriguez
>doesn't keep a lighter in his car
I've probably got 1 in the center console, 1 in the door map pocket, and like 3 under the seats somewhere.
Aaron Davis
It's what we would look like if we evolve to survive a car crash
Adam Rivera
Scientists said this is what a human would look like if they were built to survive a car crash
Benjamin Reed
take out car batery and electrocut it
Caleb Walker
...
Dominic Jones
who is he? hes cute
Austin Cox
Fucking run him over. He's built to withstand a crash sitting inside the car, not being hit by one.
Camden Harris
At least he could get more bitches than u
Jeremiah Reed
he has the legs bruh
David Thomas
do you think it could work ?
look at that manly, mutant chest
Mason Green
a car crash is not the same as crashing a car into something. cars have crumple zones and other various implicit safety features. so I would just run into like normal going 60 mph. gg no re
Jonathan Torres
>open hood
>open resrvoir while car is hot
>have all that boiling coolant spray his face
Or
>open hood
>force his head to the engine
>burn him to death?
Gabriel Robinson
Push him over and then park the car on top of him.
Aiden James
>dis nigga dont smoke
its like you want to live or something
Levi King
OP you're a fucking idiot. He was made to survive a car crash from the inside drivers position. Not being hit by a car. He would still die. Cars break bones. No matter how many or where.
Matthew Long
Tismo season is still going strong
Dominic Flores
fuc u i fuc ur mum
Nathaniel Long
>stop car
>get out
>grab tire iron
>beat him to death
assuming it's him or me
Jackson Howard
just look at him straight for 10 seconds
Parker Thompson
Did this guy bench press with his ears or something?
Joseph Sanders
if a car is not able to stop it
do you think a tire iron,
would be enough ?
Oliver Carter
>Piss him off. Protip: Mutants are sensible about their looks. (look at the ham planets from tumblr for proof and statistics)
>Hop in car.
>Wait for mutant to chase you to the car.
>Advance at same speed as mutant, keeping just out of their reach.
>Mutant loses weight.
>Mutant actually becomes attractive.
>Date mutant.
>Fuck mutant.
>Make mutant your waifu.
>3 Kids and a house later, make garage airtight.
>Blame it on accident. Lift car (using fucking jack, logic.). Put body under it. Kick jack.
>Let car run, Gas mutant, using CO2 from car and airtight garage.
>Get away with murdering Mutant.
>???
>Profit. Killed mutant with car as instructed.
Robert Ramirez
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Fuck yeah, car would knock him over then you could just run him over. I wouldn't want to fuck up my car, and it's probably a pretty bad way to go getting run over a bunch of times.
Would probably take a lot of skull bashing when he's down but it'd work after enough hits.
Daniel Martinez
what i dont understand is the 8 extra nipples. how at all does that increase survivability rate
Owen Mitchell
>nipples always increase survivability rate.
Jayden Price
he need thems, for the ladies
Gabriel Thomas
>Make mutant your waifu.
Mfw
James Bailey
Lock him inside car on a hot summers day and watch him die slowly like a dog.
Robert Barnes
if he is strong, enough to resist
a car crash , he can easily use his body
to break trough the rooft or the door
with minor damage
Austin Rogers
he cannot be defeated
Tyler White
Id give him the keys, my cars fucked so if he even tries to drive it he'll just crash and be confused
Asher Allen
Back into him multiple times. Hitting him with the rear provides a better ramming surface, as the front is designed not to kill pedestrians, and avoids radiatior damage. Or, splash him with the battery acid. Also, if it's not a shot new car, there should be tools in in the trunk such as a tire iron.
Christian Green
i'm going to go see him on saturday
Alexander Brown
Run.him down and park my car on top of him..2 tons should kill him easy
Elijah Wood
You can't fight Sontarans!