Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Stop right there, criminal scum

Claimed.
Everyone must have the belief that there's always someone in a much worse situation than I am, and this person I want to help as a comrade.
-Adolf Hitler

>20/20 waifu claimed

Have a taste of your own medicine, foe!

Another M, huh?

>Rem-rin claimed
How is your waifu better than mine?

Claimu

Anonon or Asuka here today? maybe Mercy?

Nice. Does that happen a lot?
>If I hadn't just eaten I'd say it sounded good too.

>Who started the thoughts first huh~?
Well keep it up, it's perfectly fine.

That's how it is for me and running. Love doing it.

Kek. That's not something you'd usually hear people say.

HA, I wish. I remember seeing all of the old demo tapes and promo videos back in the day. Loved watching them.

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Miho claimed

Vidya and thread at the same time isnt my smart choice

Too slow, Shinoa bro.

I wouldn't know really...
I think i should take your word on this one..

S-Shinoa..! That's lewd too..! what is going on today??

You did..! Don't give me that look acting like it's on me..

Nico claimed.

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Claim
You need biger bait to catch a lamia m8
I am not here to give you confort faggot
user you betrayed me ;-;

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Aww, dont be sad. I posted in your thread... fuck I forgot to check if I had dubs

dubs and I kill myself

I'm watching you.

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Stella's mine

>if trips everyone has to reply with a lewd to this post

Claiming then going to bed. Have a good night everyone!

Even still, I wouldn't not be able to notice it

I took Spanish in college as a required course, and it was easy thanks to the Latin background. Esperanto sounds super weird and cool, a universal language? I can dig it (I did some Googling lol)

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Good night!

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Why are anons posting lewds now?

Sleep Well my friend~

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It's at times like these that I'm reminded that I share my love of something with retards.

Stop posting. Nobody likes your kind.

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Just want to see the thread burn.

Kim Jong-un was smart to ban the internet.

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Looks way better without the eyebrows

Im doing that right now haha

Nice try Stella but everyone is lewding up in here already

It's always something with you M waifus

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Tony hawk and all of em doing dank stunts. Must be nice. I was more into bike tricks

I know

I aint letting him have fun with others. I'll have fun with him myself~

Night yuukithe qt

Idk dude. Maybe later on

Good nigth
So you like snek too?

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Yes!

So how are you doing tonight?

>frenemy

[Trump]:
USA! USA! USA! USA!
listen to the words I'm about to say.
death, weakness, destruction, lives ruined, corruption!
We don't win anymore, the situation is worse than it has ever been before.
China rapes our country, Mexico sends rapists, they take our money.
Whats going on? (Whats going on?)
Whats going on? (Whats going on?)
The gays! the lesbians! the Japanese! the Mexicans!
Whats going on? (Whats going on?)
Ask the gays, the gays will say:
Whats going on? Whats going on?
They're making Ghostbusters with only women, Whats going on?
Whats going on? Whats going on?
Leave Tom Brady alone.
Whats going on?

[Ted Cruz]: Freedom, a return to freedom, the internet: keep it free, don't give it away to Russia and China, protect your family.
Vote your conscience, vote for candidates you trust.
[Trump]: Lyin Ted, lyin Ted.
[Ted Cruz]: Don't mess with my wife, Don't mess with hamburger prices.
Hamburger prices have gone up 40%.
[Trump: Ted Cruz, he's a pussy.
[Ted Cruz]: Heidi is my best friend, she's the love of my life and hamburger prices have gone up, I like hamburgers so that sucks.
Whats going on? Whats going on?
They're making Ghostbusters with only women, Whats going on?
Whats going on? Whats going on?
Hamburger prices have gone up 40%, Whats going on?
Whats going on? Whats going on?
[Reporter]: If Marvin Gaye were alive today it's a fair prediction that he'd say "Whats going on?"
Whats going on? Whats going on?
Leave Tom Brady alone.
Whats going on?

too far

but now her forehead is fucking huge though

still here

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forgot pic shit

I know, haha. I met a couple guys from Detroit the other day. They said it wasn't as bad as people made it out to be. I remembering thinking "that's exactly what someone from Detroit would say"

Eh?! I thought we were giving each other cancer through low rez pictures!

Off by one, rest in pepperoni

It's crazy easy to learn and yeah, it's universal, except that no one speaks it. Night Yuu-chan.

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Nope

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Maybe I cant do this while playing fpses.. better if I do while runescaping

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what the frick, shes like 9 you weirdo!

Oh well, it looks like an user wants to eat up the image limit anyway.

Mmm, not as often a traffic lights don't change.
>I toned back the cayenne pepper a lot, so it's not murderizing my mouth.

Thanks Nico. What's up?

Hmmm? Am I not allowed to say that?

Sup Smuggles.

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No, she's not even the best girl in her respective series.

Her series isn't even good.

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Im going to bed night everyone.

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Still looks better without eyebrows

Explain

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So much prejudice! We're good people!

stds are scaaaary

Ok then,take that one then

y

Wtf is that

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Good night then.

Claimed

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Geez.. perverts.. all of you.

About to go try out a new game with smug... I hope it's gonna be a good one..!
Wish me luck~

Wtf happened

WTF

Well maybe because she doesn't look like a german sheppard that way

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I have to agree with the anime is shit but the manga dont dare say a world about the manga

she doesnt

Omg your waifu is such an angel~
So beautiful

Shepherd**

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maybe you're waifu wouldnt look so fucking autistic with that edgy fringe covering her eye

mugis cool
now die

>Going to play a game with Smugs
Oh god, I'm so sorry. I'll take good care of your stuff when you're gone!
>What gaem?

I'll take responsibility for the suggestion, other half is all yours~.

Have a nice night man.

Hell yeah man, absolutely loved it. That's what got me into the video games. BMX was ok, not as cool honestly.

>that's exactly what someone from Detroit would say"
Topkek, you have a point there. No matter what you're going to try and cushion the reputation just a little bit. It's your home place after all.

So sometimes basically.
>Ah I thought the place put spice on it for a second.

Oh my, the warden is getting into bdsm~
>This will be fun~
I didn't expect that is all...
>It felt good~

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Im in here and playing street fighter I should be sleeping but fuck it hah

Yeah runescape while you are grinding those farms...I dont know runescape haha

Hi Smug!

Somebody once told me

Rory-sama claimed

She's so cute! And she's all mine!

the world was gonna roll me

Night Miho.

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Pretty dece waifu, actually

Adorable.

>hey I'm from Hell, it's pretty cool

Yeah, eh, I don't really like any of the cities I've resided in for the last few years, so I'd talk shit. Think it's too late to go back to Russia?

To hell with you and your dog-like waifu
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

Rikka why are you not adding meeee

hello to you

I aint the sharpest knife in the drawer?

She was lookin kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb

>implying im claiming mugi
no.
fuck off.