What kind of girlfriend do you want

What kind of girlfriend do you want

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I'd be fine with just having one in general at this point

one that self inflates

One that understands I'm just a person, and doesn't over-react whenever I fuck up.
Also, I'd love it if they genuinely loved me.

An introvert with a fat ass.

A real one. But I'm too beta to get one. I'm a self aware pathetic loser. FML

One that can do this to me


Ok honestly, a STABLE one. Im assuming we have at least one casual interest in common.

The rest I really don't give a fk about

a cowgirl shemale that'll feed me drugs to turn me into a cowgirl too and breed me

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This kind.

God fucking damn it I thought my picture was weird.

I seriously don't ever want to dive into any weeb mind holy shit

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

You have NO idea. Every day I stray further and further from Gods light, and only by doing so do i truly know myself.

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This is the way life is meant to be.

Yes

The kind that isn't a girl

I always preferred ponies to pigs.

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So is this that fine line between beastiality and non-beastiality? I mean, you add a tail plug and some other shit, and bam, its practically furry, which we all know is the bold line between beast and non beast.

My wife has been a serviceable girlfriend.

why is this not a real place
why dont they take willing volunteers

Her

A real one

Just contact the illurminati or at least the extremely wealthy. Theyll do it, especially if theyre into creepy cult shit. I wouldnt do it though.

One that is as sick, perverted and fucked up as me

I feel you on a spiritual level. My gf's chews me out whenever I make the slightest mistake and honestly for as much as I love her, it gets to the point where I question how much more I can take. Plotted dumping her five times now in the past two months. Unhealthy, right?

I want both of these things. The true unicorn of human pair bonding.

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I sometimes wonder if anything's healthy anymore