/London/

This is a new general regarding London culture and London people.

Welcome: Everyone. London is open.

Not welcome: UKIP voters

wagwan me brudda London massive up in hea innit senpai

Allahmdullilah, peace be upon you all

yeah good one mate, got lots of laughs with this one

Hello there

TERMINATE the systematic assassination of those belonging to the mandem

so are you going to champion Londistani independence or what?

Independence for London caliphate when?

AS SALAAMU ALAYKUM TO YOU TOO BROTHERS

not funny lads.
We aren't all muslim down here.
I for one am Sikh.

Who here /Camden/
Also if you are outside n1 e1 w1 s1 YOU ARE NOT LONDON

London should be razed and rebuilt.

Well may may'd friend

>I for one am sikh
Like that makes any difference turbanator

How did you actually manage to get a muslim as mayor for your capital?

1 million people voted for him which is more than anyone else.

british people are moving to the suburbs, only emigrants stay in the city nowdays. I live in the eastend and there are barely any brits here

He has a humble background also he clames he is "agnostic" but I think that's to lower the absurdity of electing a mudslide

Welcome to America pal!

When will Sweden manage to get a muslim as Prime Minister for your country?

Are you British?

no

>implying there are any issues with sikhs
I hate darkies but sikhs are alright

Hello.

Stop false flagging muhhamad.

Marshallah brothers

I just joined pajeet

Fuck off.

brown foreigners are welcome

*offers gaping arsehole*

>spic
Fuck off

UKIP voting Londoner here

Personally i think London should split from UK.

Nice, lad. Anyone who thinks ukip is "racist" clearly just watch the beeb and read the guardian for their info on them

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Time for an honour killing, get the van going abdul

It should split and then immediately get nuked

hi,
i live in london and voted for ukip in the eu parliament elections, i also voted to leave the eu :^)

rude desu

thank you.

that would be fine with me, let's see how long they last without those "racist" farmers

>London

we're in here lads

Too true! Dumb lefties.

fuck off bong

Probably won't be voting for UKIP again now I have my EU goal completed.

fuck off to /mena/ or create a /desi/ then dickhead

t. myself a paki

>t. myself a paki

Silly, we would just buy off them racist farmers. Who said economy would change. You're all enslaved to London economically anyways.

>buying from racists

oy vey

>t. myself a paki

If London would split from UK with me in it, my inner nationalist would get a new dimension of satisfaction

Could you take Hull, Birmingham & Manchester with it?

Fuck no, what do you think we are splitting from.

He's pretty liberal and "progressive" for a muslim. He actually got a lot of threats from muslims because he voted for some same sex bill.

>some same sex bill.
aka marriage

The scourge

Any girls in london here?

>Another
Great. Like we didn't have enough already.

There is one but she posts on lolcow most of the time now

>int told me that tower hamlets was a durka warzone
>it's actually nice except for that car with a CCTV

I'm moving in exactly one week. Beyond excited.