You have 10 seconds to prove you aren't an amerifat

You have 10 seconds to prove you aren't an amerifat.

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No u

My BMI is under 35

Canada, eh?

I can see my feet when I'm standing

Proud to be an American.

I understand the difference between my opinion and an objective fact about the universe.

I can see my dick

i pick up litter in my community

>I believe everyone in life has the right to health care, regardless of their socio-economic standing

je parle français

this isn't a "prove you're a faggot" thread

I can locate countries outside America on a map

Sieg heil

I amerifat, currently plotting to venture over to Ireland and impregnate the U.K's women with my Anerifat seed and begin the slow by eventual take over of Ireland's gene pool.

I have a foreskin

I am 1,85 m tall and my weight is 76 kg and is 19 ℃ outside

My IQ Is 150

And my fingers are giant rocks.

My Parents didn't cut off my dick

I can name political figures that pre-date the existence of the US.

I can walk

I hungry I think im going to the mcdonalds getting a Bigmac

thanks OP

I only offer my opinion when asked for it

'colour'

i eat french fries with mayonaise

My wife has slept with less than 20 men

I can speak in complete sentences.

I can breathe without getting suffocated by my gigantic mantits

Am an spic

Zozzled

I fully understand that the world doesn't revolve around me.

I'm not 3 million in debt like all Americucks who get sick 1 time.

FUCK YOU NIGGER APE!!!!!!!!

A fat enough american would actually have the world revolve around it

I didn't have to join the military to get an education

I don't get shot by niggers on a daily basis

I can tell that Donald Trump is a complete and total fraud that has no business in a position of power.

I have no idea where the closest Starbucks is, and don't care

i can get pulled over for a broken taillight without getting shot in the face

I'm not a cuck with a black child

I am aware that you cannot drive from Australia to the US

>Someone literally asked me if I "flew or drove" from Australia

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i don't pay taxes for the privelege of owning land that i own

I voted to remain in the EU because I'm not a racist fucking idiot.

I'm not fat, I weigh 160 pounds.

I don't live in a society that idolises celebrities

I speak three lenguages.

Im atheistic

I don't let niggers fuck my wife

I don't worship people on my television

My Wife is a Sheep

I don't transform every conservation into a political one

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What's your income tax rate?

i speak quietly

I can control where I shit

I'm visiting San Diego right now and can tell you that the overwhelming majority of people here have amazing bodies .there are so many 9/10, and 10/10 bodies they don't even rate a mention after a while

shut up americuck

Mah nigga

not to defend Amerifat idiots, but they didn't invent the concept of property tax...

I don't pour fucking sugar everywhere and am as a result good looking.

Leggo my eggos eh? I used the good maple on em.

Says the fucker who entered this thread

I fuck sheep. Proud welshman

I understand the metric system

I don't go fucking bankrupt if I have to go to the er

My gf never let a bunch of frat boys fuck her in college.

Nor does she want to fuck the local football team.

I can leave my car unlocked without the fear of it being stolen
I can go outside a scream "feminism is cancer" without the fear of being arrested
I don't live with the fear that I can get shoot by anyone at any moment

I have the freedom t- aw shit i blew it.

RiP Anons dreams

I know what football is.

Cuz I don't vote.

i have never committed a mass shooting

I'm Australian. And I'm sure the fat people don't visit the beach so that's why I don't see them, but there are lots of people here with amazing bodies.

That's what you think, her fantasies remain a secret. that's good.

i'm not surrounded by people who think angels and demons are real things

Im neutral / swiss

I think the earth is round

I know that lots of other countries have Constitutions and that mine isn't special or unique

Considering you guys "HATE" Americans so much, sure do know a lot about us. For instance you follow our elections when we don't need to give a duck about your because you are inconsequential.

Everyone is San Diego is Mexican or Chinese. There are no americans left in SoCal

kek

my food items don't have "high fructose corn syrup" as the main ingredient

(also healthcare)
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I am happy and satisfied with my life.

lol. typical amerifat jerking himself off about how ignorant he is.

Vitun homo

Sounds Like the learned submissiveness of the typical Amerifat cuck who can't fathom a world where girls don't want to fuck the whole football team

>Fathom means imagine.

Thought I'd save you a Google search you product of American education

We're better off without the EU, you stupid fucking cuck. People like you would have us taken over by arabs and blacks. Germany will be the next to leave - because they won't stand for it.

I say I hate Americans but I really love them and love their movies

Fuck off. I spent all my time in PB, and I've never seen a whiter part of America.

No spics. Few nig-nogs, and nearky no Asians.

This is why the rest of the nation hates us and why it's so hard for me to fuck European Woman.

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I have humility, and understand what that word means.

I'm free... no, wait, let me try again... I can buy a gun and defend myself... shit! I have clean water coming from all of my taps... err... I can afford food?

you might see more if you left mommys basement occasionally. You could get your own tendies, for example.

My country has no problem Letting in Syrians and the terrorist hidden among their ranks

>Inb4 America is inconsequential

You got a comb over sporting faggot spruiking how he needs i make you great again.

>Implying you're currently not great

My alphabet contains the letters ä,ö & ü

I actually have freedom but I don't go around screaming about it because basically any 1st world county has freedom... except the US