Try to convince Mr. John not to execute you

Try to convince Mr. John not to execute you.
>You have 13 words.
Use them wisely.

Don't do it i'm virgin

parley?

Fuck you nigger. Only need three

Do it faggot

Have any of you guys actually watched those videos? What's your impression? Do you think they are real or fake?

Allah sucks cock in Hell. Lelelell

I'm with the IRA

Hahahahaha pmsl

If you kill me my spirit will lodge in your chest and haunt you forever.

worked against the japs

Jihadi John is already dead, he can't kill anyone.

>inb4 nigger

"I have a pigs heart valve."

wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Your sister & cousins will be among of my 72 virgins.

I know a place where theres 300 beautiful goats in heat!

your mother farting hard?

Kill me and you will never find the hidden treasure

Brutal

"I confirm I have the targets around me, you are Go for launch"

I'll do it myself, you cunt.

savage

>Jihadi John is already dead
Or is he?!

Suck my bean, you salty CUNT

I'm also a jew just like you.
/thread

Yes, I've read that in the Dabiq magazine #13, he got a 2-pages obituary

Come on baby, we all good, oh come on, not the timbs man

Bro, 1v1 me. I'll wreck your shit.

No

I have thirteen words? Why so little? How many do I have left?

i accapt alluha and all of his scriptures DEATH TO AMAERCIA

ALLAHU AKBAR

>give me a knife and let's see who's beheading who you dirty goatfucker

13 words, no more, no less

If you strike me down,I'll just get stronger,Jesus will always love you.

Reply to this thread or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

Dude, if you execute me your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

i have AIDS and you don't wear gloves

The Americans want me dead. You'll do both them and me a favor.

kek

I'm Swedish

Isnt it your turn to do the washing up? Blood stains you know.

Don't. I will give you a 10 year old white girl for sex.

I too , like killing jews.

If I can roll dubs then set me free you faggot, twelve thirteen

look! a goat! there!

Kill me and I will suck your soul out of your fucking ass

more than 13 words you sponk

Don't do it or you're goat will die in sleep tonight faggot

Ashadu an la ilaha illa'llah wa Ashad anna Muhammadan Rasululu'llah.

Yo dude, I've got your nose...

SORRY Mr. John! Did not mean to cum inside you

If you've never met me, you ought to know about my EXPLOSIVE personality.

(allahuakbargoodbye)

Don't kill your new dad!
Yes son, I AM fucking your mom, bitch.

This is ground control to major Tom.

You've really made the grade.

Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

why is this a fucking thing here

KYS FAGGOT, EAT SHIT AND DIE

>Gee John, how come your mom lets you have two infidels

What are you doing CIA i'm not a towel man.

Just pull the knife from left to right and watch me bleed out.

let's double team a goat

I'll convert ! Easy game

cucks

Our day will come brother.

Allahu Ackbar!

Feim Zii Gron
Tiid Klo Ul
Od Ah Viing
-becoming ethereal- slowing time - calling dragon:
Then I'll watch the fun.
Since I have 4 words left, maybe some storm call or ethereal again for safety.

...

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
I don't think Allah will save your ass from the elder gods

*Only need six

how old are you mate? 12? 14?

nice shoop btw, really impressive

I have a warehouse of 72 virgins, follow me Ahmed.

Nigger nigger! Nigger nigger nigger, nigger nigger, nigger. Nigger nigger nigger.. nigger nigger?

Kill me or your mother will die in her sleep, DO IT FAGGOT.

I have a fresh goat with a tight asshole

no worries there's already the next one

Please do it, I beg you!

ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAT
NIGGER

I testify “La ilaha illa Allah, Muhammad rasoolu Allah.”

Don't do the same ol execution, get creative in killing me

These trips will save me!

If you're happy and you know it suck my dick, you filthy nigger.

Ayy lmao

My ancestors are smiling at me Imperials. Can you say the same?

I'm a intergalactic bounty hunter with an extreme toxin in my blood

Win

Fuvk

Underrated

...

So many sky rim related ones

just do it. I want this.

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!

If you kill me, Mohammed is a faggot.

I have some bomb coke up my butt, spare me let's get high.

dubs voluntary execution

kek'd

Global Warming will reduce the Bio Diversity but increase the Biomass and evolution will start again with bacteria distinguishing between light and dark and so forth. It is just another permium. No big deal.

If you execute me Chris Chan will come and sit on your face.

Allahu ackbar

John, I have a pork sword and I'm not afraid to use it