Does anyone here have ''that friend/guy'' they go with to the movies but kind of wish they don't come?

Does anyone here have ''that friend/guy'' they go with to the movies but kind of wish they don't come?
>Literal manlett friend
>He is 120% a capeshit fiend
>Farts all the time in the theater
>Wants the most awkward seats
>Constantly tries to get you to pay for his food
>eats all your food while breathing on you
>Defends all current trend movies(even got into what looked like an autism fit over star wars argument with other guys about how strong Rey was and tried to drag me into it when I held the opinions of the other guys)

Also there's the
>Black guy who keeps asking question during the movie.
Not as bad though.

>friend

Why would you hang out with such a disgusting person?

That doesn't sound like a friend.

I hate going to the movies with other people.

INVARIABLY I become overly self-conscious over something like "should I make this funny comment I thought of pertaining to this scene/actor/director? or will they just find it annoying?" The moment passes and I become distracted from the movie unable to let it go; chastising myself for not taking the opportunity when it presented itself. Then the movie ends and I forgot what I was going to say that was so insightful/funny.

Who else here has the one friend who
>nobody likes
>nobody knows why he hangs out with your group
>always invites himself
>spoils every show and series ever
>is always awkward to be around
>gets pissed when you don't invite him
>is the joke of the group but nobody has the balls to just tell him off

Fuck these people honestly

>friend will go on for hours about how Marvel is better than DC, getting quite passionate and angry
>is married and pays a mortgage

do these people even exist? it sounds like a movie cliché.

You're an asshole honestly

I was that guy.

I don't have a "group of friends" that I do things with anymore because I'm not in fucking grade school.

>Literally neckbeard.

hows high school treating you buddy

Me too at one point. Better to just be lonely.

Well what the fuck am I supposed to do

I'm 23 and have a job. It's one of the colleagues of my friends

Why even bother using the word friend

You're right that was a mistake on my behalf

Who else has friends who want to hang out constantly? I don't remember a weekend when I spent some quality time alone because I'm to beta to refuse.

You and me both brother
I'm antisocial as fuck but people keep forcing me out
I'm secretly thankful for that

Does anybody her have that "friend/one guy" that shitposts about you literally behind your back instead of helping us finish the fucking group project?

STOP PROCRASTINATING