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kissu~ edition

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the gf

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where is the ass?

degenerate

It's a good news and there has not been a lot of that in Michigan in a long time.

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I HATE YOU
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FUCK OFF WHITEY

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>this is a city in Canada

"No!"

gimme (you)s i need em to survive.

>this costarican asking the impossible

nice, I'm happy for you guys!

Harry Potter is the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Baja me ama and el es mi novia

Does he live under the white house now?

Ajax was a Trojan war hero

mayate verde

>tfw your wife is american
>tfw she wants you to move to kansas with her for a few years

fucking kansas, how do i convince her otherwise?

>this is a city in Canada

how ignorant are you, be honest.

Here you go cutie

I think I just ate raw chicken.

He's at the right hand of the lord now

Desperate-leaf-tier edition and execution, literal faggot

With your penis

>war hero

Don't be rude

Jack?

Don't knock it till you try it

's memes

Ajax is stronger than all of grease

ur a meme

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he kills grease

Which is the best state in the United States, for someone who hates the NFL, who hates the NBA, who hates MLB (major league baseball) and the NHL, and who only likes soccer and major league soccer (MLS)?

Baja is my gf
Are you jealous losers?

Utah

Green nigger
I'm calling you Irish

nou~

Puerto Rico is the only thing remotely close, everywhere else fails in one aspect or another

dont like Louisiana. Want to see you :3

Why do you keep asking this all the time? You've gotten all the serious answers.

Connecticut? Vermont? California?

What state has the most white liberal nerds that pretend to be European?

what the fuck is a kansas?

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> MLS
>soccer

But that is not what a mayate is, mayate is kinda like "gay boyfriend", like your bf, he is your "mayate".

>i wanna live in the united states but not in a state that is like the united states.

Why are you so gosh darn CUTE

tfw your butt becomes tight and strong because squats
thank you fit

youtube.com/watch?v=cGa3zFRqDn4

>but not in a state that is like the united states.
So Cali

puto

Hawaii also fits that.

At least utah has only been professional champion in the MLS soccer

Puero rico is not a state.


I hate European football, I just like soccer of the United States and Canada

I think I was tricked

I have to spank my "mayate" now

becuz i haff 2 b uwu

I used to live in Arizona with of a bunch of mexicans.

Why do mexicans put that weird salt shit on their hand and lick it?

I think you're cute user

pls spank me 2

Should I join the navy? I have no direction in life or goals to speak of

join the air force, better benefits

nothing personal
listen. Just do what I'm asking please. Post thigh or something. It won't hurt I promise.

Enjoy being the officer's bitch

Sure, just promise not to shoot up any airports afterwards.

*with of a bunch of americans of mexican descent

If you like being at sea for 6 months and in constant danger of being hit by an anti-carrier missile, sure

Are you talking about Tang?

Yeah it's not bad, good money if you're single

Take it up with them, they're the ones that calls themselves mexican and deny their american nationality

I was told the navy was the easiest one to be a part of
I just want to chill on a boat and bang sluts at ports

Nooooo~

they're all easy as shit to get into

you need to score a 50 on your ASVAB to get into the air force though, which shouldn't be hard considering I got a 72 on it when I was a retarded 16 year old

Nope, please don't become Strawboss 2.0

Have you been naughty?
I don't think so

*chews a candy cane instead of sucking on it*

Will this be cu in 13 days?

>Jaffa-crying.jpg

Shit is that guy still around?
I could ask him lots of stuff

>he only got a 72

Oh I mostly mean easiest in terms of day to day workload

t. smartybutt

I-I can be naughty, you poopy head

My dad was in it for 30 years, most of his day consisted of sending emails and writing reports

No, we'll have a lot more Mexican posters since they'll be back in Mexico.

/cu|m/
Most likely.

Havent seen him in maybe a year

I have a college degree but am pretty disappointed in fulltime office wagecuck life

Jokes on you, I'm still going to be a worthless sack of shit and you can't stop me

A lot of the time is spent bullshitting, half assed cleaning
very rarely did we ever have an actual workload

/cumBC⭐/

why tho
your going to show me something before we are done

Perfect

I do this. You sus as fuck if you suck on anything.

Easiest is probably Air Force

you can be an officecuck or a laborcuck

pick your poison

So do you want an American bf or not?

nigger

Your God-Tier is pleb tier.

What is the best city in Canada, for those who hate hockey and the NHL, and those who love and are fans of soccer and Major League soccer?

Honestly prefer laborcuck

But there will be a big beautiful door for the good ones to come in. I think you would qualify.

nou

>look for more info of one of the cute traps from the tranny server
>search >her username on google
>first two results are >her steam and MAL accounts
>>she is also Canadian
pottery

I would consensually procreate with Tomi Lahren.

/blog

oh okay

You're going to busy regardless and it doesn't really apply to any service in particular but the (ch)air force has the most desk jobs out of them all

>Atlas Shrugged in God Tier
It's a meme you dip

Part of the reason I was looking at navy was to travel a bit
I've never even left my region of the country