ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS

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I have a vore fetish

Im autistic (I mean I have high functioning autism but still)

Have fun retard

hillary?

Is a cuck

I'm 37 and about to embark on an affair with a 22yr old.
I have a wife but she isn't 22.

I'm 11

38 femanon and about to fall in love with a 19yrs young guy. he acts like he's 30. fml.

9/11?

ok granny

The only people I care about are children

>Be me
>Be 19
>Night on the town with friends.
>Friends are getting their shit together, we just got kicked out of a bar, I'm waiting for them outside.
>See a homeless chick on the sidewalk.
>Do a quick double take, she actually looks pretty cute.
>Clearly unclean and tired, but prob like a 8/10 if she got cleaned up, beautiful eyes
>Being a white knight gentlesir, I toss her a twenty.
>She smiles, quietly thanks me.
>We get talking for a couple minutes, I remembered that my dad once told me homeless people value social interaction highly since most people won't talk to them.
>She's actually really cute, great smile, gorgeous eyes.
>My friends finally get done in the bar, come outside.
>They notice her.
>Ohshit.
>They start giving her some trouble.
>We're all pretty drunk, most of them are just shy of shitfaced.
>They start getting handsy, she makes pushes one of them, he hits his head on a stop sign when he falls.
>He's fucking mad, friends are getting mad that she hurt him.
>They start dragging her down a fucking alleyway.
>I watch my drunk friends rape and beat her, not doing anything because I'm too fucking afraid to say anything.
I don't talk to any of those guys anymore.

I think my GF is too dumb for me but she is hot and have a rich family,
I also drink two beers before work.

ask anithing

I just did LSD for the first time last night while my mom was outta town

>anithing

how was the trip

22 m, want to bang my 47 f co-worker damn she is fine for her age

i dont know i havent asked her yet

I reply to your poignant use of an anime face with an equally poignant anime face of my own, sir!

Also, you shitlord.

Sure you do. You're the specialist snowflake in all the world user. Why do millenials think its cool to be a high functioning aspie?

I am cumchair user ;-;

For my niece's 12th bday I took her and a couple friends to the mall today, gave her $300 to buy w/e she wanted and i'd pick them up in a couple hours. She spent 90% of it at Victoria's Secret and showed me all the cute thongs and stuff she got. I haven't seen her that happy in a long time.

>I don't talk to any of those guys anymore.

You're still a piece of shit.

They don't, trust me. Most millennials I know would eat him alive.

Now if you went to a Uni campus, that might be a little different, but I won't go into that. Too depressing.

Lol faggot

It was pretty shit, I paid for 150ug, but I think it was more like 50ug, the comeup was pretty great, I felt amazing and the music was so vivid, the the walls started waving and stuff, but that was about it. That lasted for about 3-4 hours, but I could still play and act normally..

Gonna buy from the deep web next time, it's way cheaper there as well, I paid 15$ for this

Fair enough

oh, was he too nice? fuck off

>You're shit.
I know. Believe me. Not stepping in is the one major regret of my life.

Im going to run the world one day :^)

Not all millenials are college campus special snowflakes, mate.

That one is

i recorded my ex-gfs twin sister toilet/shower

Also millenial detected

>Anonymous 07/28/16(Thu)17:01:28 No.696
doing LSD for the first time in 2016 and im the faggot trololo

my secret is.....youtube.com/watch?v=3TMuOXT52PM

>>Being a white knight gentlesir, I toss her a twenty.
>>They start dragging her down a fucking alleyway.
>>I watch my drunk friends rape and beat her, not doing anything because I'm too fucking afraid to say anything.
This is the problem with young people today, totally willing to help someone and play the role of savior, right until the time comes when they actually need to risk their own happiness and safety to protect someone, then they can just stand by.
INB4 "It's not my job, that's what the police are for!"
Police couldn't have been there in time and you know it.

Story?

ma che cazzo e'

Yeah, a millennial who had the snowflake smacked out of him by good parents, who's currently making 60k a year as an electrician. Sure, many millennials are lazy snowflake hard left bloggers who bitch about the establishment because their degree in liberal arts didn't get them a job.

Yes, I am a millennial.

I'm also fully aware exactly what the world owes me: nothing.

I jammed a cucumber in my butthole to find out what it would feel like. I didn't like it at all and I did not tell anyone untill now.

I'm married but 2-3 times a week I stop at a friends house on the way home from work and will usually give him a hj or a bj. Once in a rare while he will fuck me. I have been doing this for 8 years

I'm in love with a girl from my job and I have no balls to hang out with her and make obvious that I'm interested in her

I have never told anyone this.... I like anime.

Not to be rude but your a peice of shit

can you fucking fags stop saying millenials, theres some new '' cool word '' every few months and it makes me cringe seeing everyone throw it around 24/7

MODERATION

People have been arguing about millennials for four years...

dude no, just fuck a younger call girl or somehing, don´t get emotional with another women if you have a wife

I secretly want to be a girl, a trap, you name it.
I love everything from make up to acting girly...
I cry every night to sleep because my country won't even allow this, not even HRT is possible...I look feminine and people call me a girl sometimes.
I consider myself a good person even though my family said they're gonna throw me out of the house if I consider transitioning again.
I plan on killing myself...

ive seen it around way more recently, the same with cuck, cuck stuff has been around forever but it wasnt really popular as an insult untill last year or something

I'm the only person ITT that is actually alive. I'm the only one that is actually real.

who considered "millennials"?

Kill yourself

post pics dude

heh

None of my friends know that I love anime on an exstream faggot level. Like, a lot man. I have the look of a normal guy, I go out on the town with them and we get drunk. We talk about football and we bitch about others.

But one thing they don't know is that I m in love with Mugi Chan, like, a lot man. I don't think its healthy. I'm even considering buying a poster of her for my wall. Sometimes, I pretend that I am talking to her when I am drinking tea alone in my room

Anyway, that's my big secret

i fucking love diapers

Google the frequency of usage for the word millenial. It took off about four years ago.
People born during or after the late 90's or so: basically people whose formative years took place after the year 2000.

Fuck your family. You are you, they are not.

Done,what now ?

WHAT THE FUCK SAVED

what country ?

>dubs

Romania.

the fuck is that?

...and the fine people at Subway..right?

I pulled out my dick when I was sleeping with my friend in his bed while he wasn't looking.

Tits or gtfo

At 19 you're still heavily craving social approval. I can't blame you for your actions but try to use this experience to change and become a better man. Try to not give in to peer pressure and stand up for the things you believe in, stand up for what you think is right and wrong in the future.

You realize you're worse than a rapist right? At least they did it to have some fun, you did it because your a pathetic weakling.

don't kill yourself. get your testosterone levels checked though, get on TRT and you should forget about wanting to be a trapfaggot.

Yea, you need to immigrate if that's happening. You'll be right at home in Sweden providing a Muslim doesn't try to kill you

They are low due to antidepressants I think...I lost all my desire for sex and libido.

umm..........people born after the year 2000.

what else could it possibly be you potato

I'm trying to find an user in AZ right now to try sucking cock for the first time.. kik is phx.wild if you're around Mesa :x

My older brother used to molest my mother whenever she'd stumble home drunk after a night of partying. I used to sit and listen to them sometimes.

I have an Excel spreadsheet where I record which panties my mother and sister wear every day of the week. I check the washing basket every day so I know. My mum is cheating because she always wears hotter underwear on Wednesday when she "goes to the gym" after work.

story

nah for some reason millennials are classed as people born between ~'85 and today.

Come to the US my friend :^)

>be me
>16
>in class

I'm 48.

I don't fap to traps.

I killed a man with this thumb

That is fuckeddd

yeah, see your doc, please don't become a trap because there is no going back

I want to fuck my gf's best friend

>be me
>17
>also in class

>dubs speak the truth.

I don't feel like I'm a male though...

Story?

I also watch anime and don't tell anyone about it I really like it but falling in love with some 2d girl doesn't seem healthy fam you, should stop.

Was sexually abused by highschool neighbor boy for three years those were probably the best three years of my life

>be me
>18
>in much higher class

I hate anime , i think its deplorable. I don't fap to traps and those who do are fags

I almost rape my cousin brother , when i was 12.

yeah, dude, with low testosterone levels you wont. get 8-10 hours sleep per day, get off the meds, and get a hobby, surely theres something that you'd like to be doing

Had sex with a girl when I was ten (she was nine - just a few months younger) and she committed suicide this week. I only really knew her for a month and we never talked after that. I figured she was probably abused, but meh. Dunno how to feel about it because nobody knows I knew her.

Oh, I've learned plenty. I pretty much never talk to people anymore, outside of work. Seeing myself stand there like a bitch while I watched something terrible happen motivated me to get fit and get trained, in case that kind of thing ever happens again. Doesn't make what I did okay, but I hope I can use the guilt to grow.
I disagree. I may have been an absolute coward and a shitlord, but I don't think that's actually WORSE than raping and beating a girl.

kek

Pic or didn't happenn

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>be me
>19
>in college