My friend just got engaged to this... person?

my friend just got engaged to this... person?

but at least they won't die alone like the rest of us, Sup Forums.

just thought i'd share.

She is the baby of my left nut and right ass cheek god damn

I wish him luck. He looks very smug. His face is saying "she will do ANYTHING"

I've seen worse. It's a pretty unflattering pic as well.

They're both ugly.

is this one better?

Being engaged doesn't mean they won't die alone. Not all engagements go through to marriage and about 50% of marriages end in divorce.

Is that a statement or a question?

Not to mention one spouse will die first.

well good. if we're all gonna die alone at least we don't have to look at that face.

That's pretty mean user. He doesn't look much better than her tbh.

Uh

A shame, he is pretty good looking.

everyone needs love, im happy for those two

what are you sexist?
Maybe I was talking about HIM, lol.

I'd rather die alone from cancer

Don't worry, you probably will.

If she sorted her teeth out she'd be alright tbh

Be honest, how does this make you feel?

They're both shit tier. I don't see the problem. Spend less time in the basement, and you too can find your very own she-troll. (your friend looks like a rapist, btw)

kek so true

Kinda sad. While I wouldn't fuck her with hitler's cock I don't want to die alone.

Pft. I'd fuck it. I'd fuck anything.

I mean I'd rather fuck my hand and look at a picture of an attractive person than to sink my meat into one of their holes and have to look at their faces. IDGAF if she'd gargle my feces i just couldn't stand to look at them.

She wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for those dark, tiny, sunken tard eyes. Makes her look like he has a few dozen extra chromosomes.

they look like they're both really big on beastiality and scat.

I mean honestly tho, fuck it. Love is love. can't help who you love. I'm sure they're happier than most of us will ever be and good for them.

I'm just a bitter lonely fucktard.