Pedophile sayings thread

Pedophile sayings thread

Ex: If shes old enough to pee, shes old enough for me

I rape children.

If there's grass on the field, play ball

If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock.

This

Age ain't nothing but a number

No thats a hetero saying it only involves teens nothing pedo about teen pussy

alles onder de elf is voor papa zelf
everything under eleven is for daddy

followed by

lmao

Too young to talk? Too young to testify...

Old enough to sit at the table, old enough to eat.

If she's born she's ready for porn

~ The Amazing Atheist

kek

The only number that matters is how many inches she can take

No I swear I'm in jail for tax evation!

After 12 it's lunch.

What's better than an 18 year old? 2 9 year olds

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

You're under control if It fits in the hole, people.

If she can breathe good enough for me

duck de la doo xD thats a pedo sayiinn rite amirite xd

:P

What's better than a 20 year old? Twenty 1 year olds.


Retard.

Kek

If shes under ten, she is better under men

Too old.

It's our little secret.

If there's no grass on the field, play in the mud.

But do she have poosy?

What's so great about twentynine year olds?
there's twety of 'em ! Seriously how did the both of you fuck it up?

If it's your boy who's unpleasant
Give him a backdoor present

MODS MODS MODS

I know it smells bad but it will feel really good (oral) for me.

Who's seen that one? Cp sometimes gas moments of accidental comedy kek.

Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred.

ya blew it

pedophiles are fucking immature assholes

I like my women how I like my whiskey:

12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Have them cryogenically frozen. They will die during the next world war.

If she's old enough to go to the store, she's old enough to get bred.

What do you mean?

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"I'm your host, Killer Keemstar."

Now THAT'S a pedophile saying.

Old Enough to talk, Old Enough for cock

I'm linking this thread to the fbi
Have fun in jail faggots

if she's old enough to make her bed, shes old enough to give me head

that is more of ye' olde marriage rule of thumb.

He's saying if you waited a fraction of a second you could've gotten quints.

Or maybe he's referring to the fact that you basically said you watch CP.

Either way, you blew it big time.

kek
you nearly had a decent GET

''zip zop zoopity bop''-Black pervert man

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Faggot posts the same joke, gets trips

rool

Every time I see posts like this, I open up the image to see what troll tabs they have open.
I'll give your selection a B-.

I already said that joke you faggot fuck your dubs and your trips fucking double nigger.

Get there before the hair

You've been hit by a smooth criminal.

"shh...shhh..stop crying...thats it..stop pushing with your pussy, i can't get in. WIll you stop crying?"

"Oh bitch i'm gonna come so hard in your mouth"

"Stop taking your mouth off. Sto..just keep it on. Breathe through your nose"

"Stop squirming, i'm almost finished"

"See how i'm moving my mouth up and down your brothers shaft? Then I lick from his butthole, over his balls to the tip? do that to me"

"Don't tell anyone of I'll fuckin' kill your family you little whore"

No gaudy foreplay, the pedo cocked her clear
A six inch dick, an inch for every year

If there is fluff on the muff then she's old enough
Just like allah my women range from 9 - 90

If she didn't grow any grass she can take this dick up her ass

if her age is on the clock shes ready for the cock
and
the younger the berry the sweeter the juice

"I'm gonna fuck that kid"

If her head can grow hair
She is read to lick this pair