I had the biggest shit ever and I wanted to share it with you guys, because I love you!

I had the biggest shit ever and I wanted to share it with you guys, because I love you!
How many Courics do you think it has?

20-25. At least.

you actually got the fucking month wrong you dumbfuck

What's funny about this is you're standing there with your pants round your ankles and a shitty unwiped arse, all in the name of Sup Forums

I am ahead of time

Damn thats fucking huge
If dubs eat it

Is beautiful congratulations

you have one tight butthole. my shits easily average more courics at half that length.

moments like this don't happen twice

Thats a huge motherfucker 5/7

Where did you find that picture of hillary?

long but, narrow. you need to eat some whole grains and shit better.

5/10. I can do much better.

>08
You stupid fuck

That was so close to going up your ass as you tried to purge it

Fuckin hell dude that's a beast. Did it flush?

Put it in your freezer. Once it's frozen call 9/11 and attack police with your poop-stick

Kek

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itt: brainless americans without the knowledge of european dating system

Freeze poop
Insert back in anus
Wait for it to thaw
Eat more junk
Make even bigger shit
Lather, rinse, repeat
Create a turd worthy of the gods

Too thin, not impressed.

Nigger this better be bait.

asshole: rekt

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