Just got asked by my mother if I was gay cause I've never had a gf and am 25 years old

>just got asked by my mother if I was gay cause I've never had a gf and am 25 years old

tell her it's her fault for raising a beta bitchboii.
She'll shut up after that.

I got that at 22.

well, are you?

Thank *ll*h I had a gf for a few months back when I was a teen
>still kissless virgin tho

NO I'M NOT

>tfw people ask if you're straight because you're 21 and you've never had a bf

Be like "would a gay man do this"

and slap your sisters ass right infront of everyone

>not moving to saudi and forcing women to marry you
Smh buddy, a^2

A gay man would do that

>I had a gf
>>still kissless virgin tho
if you didn't kissed her, she wasn't your gg

you're a liar

I didn't say Brother, faggot

What about your boyfriends?

Gril?

Both my mum and sister asked the same

Dad's the only one that believes I'm autistic and unattactive enough to not have a gf

>Swedish reading comprehension

D-does kissing eachothers cheeks counts?
No lip kissing tho.

>tfw no mother

>tfw im actually gay and I wish my family just asked so I could say yes in a very casual way and not have to come out on my own

Do you have to make out or just a solid peck on the lips?

This would have helped

:( y?

If my father think I am gay he would kill me.

yes, it's me and my father

You sure famili?

do you ever date before? having close female friend?

>why dont you try internet dating? you dont want to be one of those guys that are 40 and only had 1 girlfriend!

If you were gay you'd be out getting fucked in the ass every night. Gay or not, men don't have standards so it's so easy to have sex even an user can do it

>had 1 girlfriend

Don't worry mom, I'm not going to be one of those guys.

>being gay means you're a slut

what happened to romance

Being a slut is only bad if you're female desu. Men can fuck whoever they want and it's okay

Died with heterosexuality.

if you want aids sure

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tell your mom it's her fault for having ugly children

look pointedly at your sister when you say 'ugly children'

thanks man

mom always asks me if i'm a fag, i've brought girls to the house and she knows i'm not a virgin but i kinda look feminine.
things got worst these last two months after i decided to let my hair grow, now she always tells me that i look like a girl and that his death brother would be ashamed of me.
just the usual shit i guess

fuck them
live like you see fit

Kek

Tell her she looks like a fat goblin and ask how she likes brutal honesty when she's on the other side of it

When I was 28 my mom asked me if I was gay. "You like girls, right?"

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>Sometimes I think that I should answer yes so that the questions will stop once and for all.

Well are you?

My parents have given up on me ever getting a relationship. :)

Did you puss out and meekly say 'no' or did you give a mild monologue of truth in regards to your probable lack confidence/autistic behavior/or general failure in some other regards which you have submitted to and numbed the pain of with the endless entertainment provided through the internet?

denial is the first stage, just embrace it
we welcome you with open arms

So, did you have a bf?

she ain't that bad, we've always been brutally honest with each other, I tell her to stop eating once she looks chubby and shit like that.
I think is only banter, they know i won't listen to them if they are serious though and i want to be in peace with my parents for as much as i can, at very last we won't see each other for another 5 months again.

>be the youngest grill in the family, no one gives a fuck about your life
>suddenly all your older sisters get married in one summer
>now you are at gunpoint and family always discusses your non-existent personal life and ask idiotic questions
>_

What's it like for a grill to lack a mate to parade in front of normie relatives? Do they blame you for not putting yourself out there or focus on your looks? for me it's usually just complaints about antisocial behaviors.

>this is what breeders actually believe

>tfw still a virgin at 23.
>tfw it's even worse because I live in a Chad-filled, normalfag third world country.
Even "nerds" and "losers"act like Chads, shit's fucked desu.

Isn't it true though? I used to think it was the other way around due to the lower population of gays compared to straights until a homo amigo of mine laughed in my face and said he gets slammed more often than his slutty girlfriends.

tell them you're saving yourself for the Party and the Struggle

Where's your mama?

>for me it's usually just complaints about antisocial behaviors
Mostly the same, they whine that I don't leave the house and don't talk to people.

As for looks - my grandparents just don't give up and often give me cosmetics and jewelry as presents on holidays and say that "yeah, you may not like it now but you will wear it once you fall in love with somebody". Meh.

I got that at 15.

desu I'm not even ugly and kissing a guy is a far as I've got.

Vives es Jalisco, o que?

>they whine that I don't leave the house and don't talk to people.
Kek, suppose normies are relatively similar whatever corner of the planet you grow up in. You want the >tfwnobf lifestyle or are you just in that situation because you're a homebody? I feel like I'd be able to score if I left my house more and took the initiative but I wouldn't know where to start looking and it's easier to let time pass me by as I waste another day at my battlestation procrastinating rather than recreating for some retarded reason.

19 and virgin, never had a gf

Just be yourself, who gives a fuck. I'm just waiting until I've got a degree and a stable life on my own. No use looking for a decent relationship and someone to look after if I'm still relying on mamma for my roof

decomposed
dead
nada

Ask an autist who had girls and have a gf anything.

huh, fuck if I know why that is, far as i've been told it's way easier to score as a fag normie than it is a straight normie. Of course idk how autistic or self isolating you are so I'm sure that plays a role as well.

also a kissless virgin
maybe her death played a part in that
>tfw no mother figure

>autist
>with a gf

> You want the >tfwnobf lifestyle or are you just in that situation because you're a homebody?
I don't know, I just don't give a fuck, I guess. I don't want to live with a person under the same roof. It's 2017, people have internet to communicate to other people, why bother and have some "relationship", who needs this and what for.
Or maybe I just console myself.

>who needs this and what for.
sex is really kool m8
yes
why do you think i am here?

Should have told her to suck your dick and find out.

What is your age?

There are a lot of Normies on Sup Forums. How could an autist possibly have the social skills required to get a gf?

I think its easier when you are younger. I never want to have kids or get married, so finding a girlfriend was always at the bottom of my list.

The only kind of women I'm attracted too are the artsy type. However I never meet them or place myself in a place where I could meet one.

>How could an autist possibly have the social skills required to get a gf?
Day by day fight with inner fear.
Only like this.