Whats your way of getting nudes Sup Forums?
Everyone has a different way, explain yours.
Whats your way of getting nudes Sup Forums?
"Take a picture of your tits and send it to me."
That sounds promising, probably works 1/100 times.
get a gf, ask for nudes, get nudes
>go on internet
>nudes
chloroform
Talk to women, get to know them, eventually ask them out on a date, ask for nudes, get rejected, murder said girl in her sleep, ???, rinse and repeat.
On the subject of nudes, any more of these girls?
Lots of manipulation.
There is no set formula in getting nudes. Manipulation is key though.
Facts bro
usenet is still a great resource for porn. Even if you're into the questionable stuff, it's already out there waiting for you.
>This
Yup. Most (Again, most not all) Girls are dumber than a doorknob and will fall deeper down the rabbit hole of manipulation so long as you know what you're doing.
>inb4 you don't because you made this thread
Steal SD cards from females
use SD card recovery to get deleted pictures
profit
Being attractive helps.
I look up nudes on the internet.
>mfw started getting nudes when i was 14 on old andriod joke apps
>get a shit load of nudes on kik from ages 14-now
>spend all of childhood sending nudes rather then doing anything with my life
>worth
I have a very large penis.
I'm still trying to wrap my head around Kik. How do you meet people on there?
be attractive and don't send dick pics... try and take something that actually looks good
yeah listen to this guy, this is a prime example of what not to take
I pay. Works every time.
Got a modern usenet client to suggest?
>topkek
u can meme me all u want but I'm getting the noods ://
lie lie and lie some more
send dick pic
get nudes
block the fuck out of her
Selling yourself out at the same time. Never sent a picture of myself for a nude.
I guess you lack the social skills
>Autism
The nudes of other men doesn't count faglord.
Max Carter is that you?
I fuck people's mothers and make them steal their relative's phones and send me the nudes off of them. Only legal, no fatties, and I get to look at them while the M.I.L.F. blows me.
What kind of manipulation? Any tips?
Good thing I'm an exhibitionist
Downloaded it from my own tumblr, got plenty more if you need proof ;)
revenge of the nerds
1. hey user can you help me with my PC!?
2. keylogger.exe
3. gather passwords etc
4. ???
5. profit
Send no dick pics, anyone who tells you that is an idiot.
Send a pic of someone else's dick that way in case who you're getting them from is catfishing you, they don't have real pics of your penis to verify it's you.
Trust me, that shit is like a fingerprint, not all dicks look alike.
>Good thing I'm an exhibitionist
And you put up two pictures where you clearly are not showing your dick. Good thing you know the word.
>Autism confirmed
check
Make a porn blog on tumblr
Randomly like posts of girls
90% of them wont respond
10% that do will want to get naked for you because they feel like your blog is important
You seem to know a lot about dicks huh.
I actually want to be seen naked tho
Sounds like you just really want to see my dick
>Picture with no face
>Picture with no dick
Yeah, you clearly love to show yourself naked.
send her a pick of 9/11
replace the towers with your dick
replace the plane with her face
>posting face on Sup Forums
ya I know you guys too well
Having a few millions a beach house and a few cars, ferrari, Porsche and a Prius just for kicks
Personally I like to play Truth or Dare. I talk to them for a while, until we're friends or at least somewhat aquatinted, then play late at night and make the questions get progressively more sexual, I mean it may sound stupid but I swear every time I've tried it, it ends up working
dubs have spoken
Yes, are you Mike?
Post 14 year old nudes.
Seconded
This
Jesus you're a fagwagon
I hearby declare you Mayor of KEKopolis!
Who the fuck sends nudes anymore, this isn't 1976
Only a lil
What's your kik, daddy?
You're the one who said you like it.
>doublestandards.gif
If you have to ask, then you already are doomed.
know of any good keyloggers?
Look everybody, an "alpha" !
dont listen to these faggots.
asking for advice on Sup Forums youre pretty much asking a bunch of fat neckbeards who have never had any contact with a girl besides their own mothers.
if you need to manipulate a girl to get her into you, i feel bad for you, son.
Sorry but this is my face :/
He does have a point though....
>Get nudes
>get her into you
wat
Can you even read?
this 100%
the only way people on here get nudes is manipulating underage girls on popular forums
go ahead and catfish your way through life
if a girl is into you she will send nudes
if shes not into you, youre not getting shit
are you autistic or something?
He does, but sometimes you've gotta ask lmao.
I don't care for nudes anyways, ruins the surprise.
Used to get them and trade them when I was 13 though.
I'm perfectly capable of chatting to girls you halfwit fucking degenerate. I'm a lazy shit that wants to emotionally blackmail vulnerable girls into sending me nudes to get my sad and twisted rocks off, Jesus. Learn to disassociate.
G E N E R A L I Z A T I O N
I would say I talk to them, I tell them how beautiful they are, keep on working them out. See what kind of person they are and if they even take nudes.
Sometimes it takes a while, sometime it's instant. All depends if you hit the right buttons or not.
>Claiming everyone on Sup Forums are neckbeards
Get out of that basement summerfag.
The girl has to be in to you and there has to already be sexual tension. Then you can say something like...
>I want you to send a picture ;)
If she likes you, she'll get the idea.
so basically you get her into you and then get her to send nudes.
yep totally not proving my point
First of all you generalize.
Second of all, getting someone "into you" is manipulation no matter how you do it.
If you're truly yourself, good for you, have fun with the future GF.
But most of us wants nudes and then we're the fuck out. Go update your status on FB or something dickwad
yep, stop trying to say things that are actually reasonable and true
these neckbeards want to know if theres some kind of cheat code to grt any nude
And you claim that's not manipulation? Are you retarded for real?
Can I fuck you? You are hot
never needed to manipulate anyone to be attracted to me.
if i like her and she doesnt like me, im not going to pretend to be some guy she might want, that would be manipulation. I'll wait for the next one rinse and repeat until you find someone with mutual attraction and take it from there
hook up with grill, ask for nudes
/thread
Left titty, right titty, belly button, right titty, vagina, left foot, left foot, left foot then press enter.
>How to get nudes
>Give example on how to get nudes without taking pics for unattractive anons
>SJW gets upset
Why are you even on here?
>OP: Whats your way of getting nudes Sup Forums?
Stop claiming high authority and making this into match.com you fucking basementdwelling cunt
Y'all make me feel a lot better about myself.
Y'all this desperate?
heheh.
so you're telling me there's a chance
I give them this face, then they take their clothes off