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Have you bought your water filters yet? - edition

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The radical centrist must be a dummy. He doesn't have a brain. All the left and right have are silly tattoos.

when ya fuck yeah kill em right back to backwards sliding motion
sittin sorta glide encroachin
awkward offer idle quotient
meat pill stuffin vital potion
that's the way i'm counting oceans
fuck yeah kill em
now when the white man kill em
he slays em by the billions
that's the shit I contemplate when
distributin bullion

Let's pretend it's still 2012

youtube.com/watch?v=uCnf7blqKSM

lets not

thanks bud

I've always respected them for the griffey jr, Big Unit, and ichiro overlapping eras.
Everyone else is memeing too hard.
May be shit now but not a shit team overall.

-emphasize the drums like Cobalt does
-crescendos
-lyrics about anything religious
-not too raw but not too polished production
-use of the phrygian dominant mode
-throw in a d-beat every now and then to make it fun
-reverb

Do something beach boys inspired.

I've never had a single true friend in my life
I'm objectively unlikeable

How do I get unfat?

Not true, by the way.
Reduce calorie intake below energy expenditure for an amount of time equivalent to how overweight you are.

yes true. they either used me or just pitied me

What """"""""""""""""""""genocide""""""""""""""""""""?

Well being a whiney cunt about it isn't a good way to find a truth one way or the other.
The armenian one, dumbass.

Why don't you blog about it on Sup Forums?

I JUST TOOK A BIG SHIT
HELP ME PLEASE

IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF SUN

gonna level with you lads i fuckin hate kikes

gonna level with you bud i fuckin love czech porn stars

can't believe Buddy Holly died at 22 fellas

youtube.com/watch?v=GMezwtB1oCU

I'm watching a recent Family Guy episode and it's awful. It's basically just the writer complaining about things she (probably) doesn't like.

Buddy was a weirdo but he made some sweet tunes.

>find a totally fertile-looking semen demon randomly online
>she's Czech

every time

I'll be coming for your love, okay?

Who thought this was a good idea
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4099842/Sickening-new-ISIS-video-shows-toddler-shooting-prisoner-dead-ball-pool-abandoned-children-s-PLAYGROUND.html

What's the problem here sir

>/cum/ will never save abigaile
sad. gotta say dem prayers bro.

I HEAR THEM EVERYDAY
THE RHYTHMS IN THE CANYONS

praying as I type this

THAT WILL NEVER FADE AWAY
THE BALLADS IN THE BALLROOMS

Here at /cum/ we love Abigaile as much as Abigaile loves cum.

Please return home, Abigaile. God Bless.

that bitch is at least 26

LEFT BY THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE
THEY SAY YOU GOTTA WANT IT MORE

stop

youtu.be/kbZLkdIGOqs
I can't

>couldmt get to sleep
oh well shitposting it is

Is this movie any good or is it the next hot meme?

Do you like Abigaile?

meh

Go back to sleep

Does she have a penis?

both 2bh

then my sleep schedule will still be all fucked

No women don't have penises

Ok gn

My sleep schedule is:

>Go to sleep at 6am
>Wake up 3-4pm

Fucking night shifts have forever fucked me over.

i worked a job rotating nights and days this summer it was aight

I really need a job

I worked mostly nights (Midnight-8am) all summer and fall, was fucking amazing.

Do it man. You'll feel much better being a productive member of society, and making money is great. Even if it's just a shitty job at Mcdonalds, it's better than doing nothing.

I don't miss my NEET days whatsoever.

I worked with my uncle at his mechanics shop for a year but I stopped going to his shop

Yeah I worked with my Uncle too. Drove a skid steer and front end loader around doing random shit like digging ditches and whatever.

Was fun. Wish I could have gone on that full time instead of what I actually do. It was pretty comfy operating big machinery in the middle of the countryside with the radio blaring and the windows down

Couldn't sleep at all lol

Going to school like a zombie

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weed good

I Need sleep

so do i but no luck ;_;

is pencil-veinia a shithole?

rather sick tbqh

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Same

>designated sleeping hours

It's bretty gud, just stay out of north- and west-philly.

cool
is it more conservative and catholic?

I have to wake up in an hour

GOOD MORNING /CUM/!!!

WHAT R U DOING TODAY???

I'm trying to get some sleep

fug u

PA is predominantly Protestant. Most Catholics around here are Irish or Italian and they're not a big demographic outside Philly; although, you can find a Catholic church almost anywhere (I live a couple blocks from one). Inner-city Philly and Pittsburgh are obviously liberal, but most everywhere else is conservative. Appalachia is like Alabama.

don't worry user i'll wake you up

Just got back from dropping of my gf's son at school. Now I have nothing left to do.

you could spank your weasel

I think I might just do that. I haven't gotten any in over a week.

cool thanksies

Good morning /cum/!

Good Morning /cum/
How are you all this fine morning?

stop ohayouing >_______

Good morning friend.

STOP SAYING GOOD MORNING
YOU BAKAS

Rude.

Good morning Denmark

Np bud.

Gud morning

Bonjour

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Ummm hello

mornin

AAAAAAHHHHH

I don't feel like shitposting today lads.
Whats wrong with me?

are u sick??

No, I just feel down.
Don't really want to do anything today.

o fuck

*puts a cap on yo dumbass*

pops

Drink one of these, it'll help rejuvenate your system

I think I need a life.
I literally sit here for 12-14 hours a day on Sup Forums.
I do go out for a 1-2 hour walk everyday.
I wish I had IRL friends.

>I literally sit here for 12-14 hours a day on Sup Forums.
How is that possible? I get bored after a couple hours.

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I just do.
There is just nothing else for me to do.

Anime anime, anime? Anime?

There's everything else for you to do. You could play vidya, read books, lift weights, go to school, write your resume, work on cars, organize your porn, build a model airplane, watch movies, etc.