Doctors of Sup Forums, can someone tell me what the fuck is growing out of me asshole? I've been looking on google extensively for about a week and I'm too scared/embarrassed to go to my actual doctor.
Its itchy as fuck. It's doing my fucking head in and its only a matter of time before I start dragging my ass along the carpet like a fucking dog.
Yes, I know it looks disgusting and I know my ass is hairy as fuck but in all honesty I'm not really up for putting anything near it right now b/c the last thing I want is to irritate it (luckily it doesn't hurt right now just itches like fuck)
Plz help.
Bentley Phillips
Well OP being a faggot didn't help you this time. You have anal condylomas which will probably lead to cancer
Source: I'm a doctor
Eli Scott
what the fuck you have a second asshole ?
Hunter Turner
dude I feel SO bad for you
Ethan Perez
go see a doctor you stupid motherfucker
Lincoln Allen
It's hpv aka genital warts? Someone fucked your ass
Samuel Martinez
I believe that is cancer
Josiah Green
Looks like a fungus of some sort. Should try and get an antifungal. Maybe your ass crack is just really sweaty and you got a yeast outbreak. Buy some vagisil or something for athletes foot.
Carter Stewart
Bump for a Sup Forumsro
Jordan Kelly
>anal condylomas Congrats, alcoholic swine, you gave yourself ass cancer
Julian Rogers
You got ebola in ur anus, you got fucked by a nigger?
Nathan Anderson
Don't be embarrassed to see a Doctor user. I'm almost positive that is not the most disgusting thing a doctor has seen. They see worse everyday. People die in front of doctors and you're worried about your asshole?
William Brooks
Just kill urself right now and aboid the public humiliation of having anal cancer for being a faggot
Easton Reed
This. Thats nothing like hpv op. Go to the doc and tell him your issue, he'll take a quick glance before giving you a prescript for some cream.
Zachary Diaz
How does alcohol play into this?
Xavier Rogers
looks like a fungus to me.
Luke Lee
Bad news OP. Tomorrow your butthole will look like this
Lucas Ward
Nasty shit, thanks god I'm not u op
Liam Wilson
OP is fuck
Ian Martin
Oh and don't use vagisil. Shits bad if it get into your digestive tract where the body can absorb it.
Christian Rogers
OP is definitely fuck af
Jose Jones
Pinworms laying eggs outside you butthole m8
Xavier Smith
Hey, OP here.
I thought it was warts but I'm a hopeless virgin. The most I've ever done is oral with a stranger that I met at a bar. And that was about 8 months ago. This, however, has only been a problem for about 2 months, getting a lot worse withing the past few weeks.
Can u really get anal warts from that? I had nothing around my lips and then this has come up. Fml.
Thomas Price
put some ice on it and it'll feel better
Schedule an appointment with your doctor in the morning or go to the emergency room/urgent care.
Levi Thompson
Fungal infection. Try... bathing?
Anthony Wood
Defo ass cancer. Rip.
Luis Evans
Jesus fucking Christ, the flash is reflecting off of your ass grease
David Watson
why is your ass so greasy?
Benjamin Sanchez
every fucking day on this site i have to see some gross motherfucker's asshole. fuck you go somewhere else you nasty fuck
Joshua Nguyen
Just showered, just applied cream.
Thought I would take a picture to see what I was dealing with and nearly fucking died.
Charles Sanders
Seriously, go and take a fucking shower everday and wash your ass with shampoo, how hard can it be...
