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>It was an accident I swear
sure buddy, sure
Whistles ist krieg
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Glam takeover now
djent
BUT DOES IT DJENT XD LMAO
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Sleep's Holy Mountain.
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>tfw had a dream where we lived in a dystopian neo-80s city called /metal/ and there was a war between glamfags and visual keifags
metal for this feel?
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Tell me, what exactly where they looking for?
>hipster faggots decide they want to like metal, because muh eclectic taste
>realise they don't actually enjoy metal
>cannot into most subgenres except for things like burzum and doom metal
>create demand for "metal for people who don't like metal"
>indie and shoegaze losers start playing in metal blackface
>along come thousands of bands using metal sounds without understanding metal music
>genre becomes watered down shit within the space of a decade
I hope you die
IBM will save us all
Reminder that all of these punk bands are rawer and tougher than any of your pretentious forest hipsters or german fantasy larpers
"ok"
>tfw bands like Type O Negative, Neurosis, Electric Wizard, Agalloch and Godflesh became hipster metal even though they were playing long before such a thing existerd
fucking Hammerfall are tougher than Black Flag
>tfw you will never be apart of the first wave of the Portuguese punk scene
by dad beat punks up tho so i have that in my family legacy
to be fair most of those bands are just softer GISMs without metal riffs
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Fucking love me some käng. Totalitär, Asocial and Herätys are the best on that image imo.
hi metal im new here
that cover looks like
>when you the last dude in the blunt rotation
negative approach and police bastard is my shit. also black fag
>hi metal im new here
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
idiot I saw you guys on page 6 >.>
Demilich
Doom are great. Some of these riffs would fit well on a death/black record. youtube.com
>yfw all those riffs
I literally drooled on my desk while hearing them for the first time, and the vocals are that good kind of disgusting
>lemme just sing this real quick while casually gurgling some newborn blood at the same time
Good, metal is shit and needs to die
Post metal for people who don't like metal
since when do hipsters like any of those bands?
Are you serious m8
since forever
Finnish doom metal besides Reverend Bizzare, Wandering Midget, Minotauri and Spiritus Mortis?
That Totalitär album was shit but at least I found this in the recommended videos, some punk that doesn't sound like ass
There are so many screamo kids listenening to Neurosis, Agalloch and Electric Wizard alongside their Deafheavens and Liturgies.
>Minor Threat ripoffs
>Raw and tough
What's high school like?
Nightwish is not "metal for people who don't like metal." It's gay euro power metal with synth keys, which is a long-standing tradition. I haven't heard much of their stuff after Once though, but Ghost Love Score is off that album. And besides, that's exactly one of the bands which hipsters refuse to listen to, so it's hardly filling a niche for people who don't like metal.
Riffsential album.
Skepticism, Thergotohon and other funeral doom bands
Is Immortal an acceptable choice for favourite black metal band
Remember when /lit/ or some other board was discussing slam poetry and someone started posting slam?
>Riffs
>It's just tremolo picking with a shitty guitar tone
These are riffs
The first 3 songs are better than anything on Dopethrone. Less riffs xd and more tripy
>metalcore
>implying pic related isn't the best EW album
>Soulside Journey
>not rifftacular
wew lad.
>They don't intentionally try to make their album sound like it's being recorded inside a tin can so that means it's metalcore
Trve kvlt-shitters, everybody
Oh God this is worse than I expected
>Six Feet Under
What a terrible band this is.
only decent ffdp song
It's [current year] and there's still bands who think there's some kind of value to be had in intentionally making your album sound like shit when any teenager with a pirated DAW and freeware amp sims can make a better sounding album
Nah, this one was quite boring.
Is this the best album of 2016?
new shokran is album of the year
Nope
>those vocals
This was quite disappointing from them.
It's the best album they've released since Obzen m8
They describe themselves as metalcore you tard.
>AOTY
>anything but periphery
plebs
>nu prog aoty
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yes Koloss was meh
Well duh, it's the only good BM band.
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METAL TENFOLD THROUGH THE DEADLY BLACK HOLE
MASTURBATING ON THE DEEDS WE HAVE DONE
Great album.
Tyranny
Colosseum
Wormphlegm
Frogskin
No it's Misha the Pooinloo Jew so he refuses to acknowledge his own music as metalcore
THIS is riffs mates
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Arctic Thunder
agreed, the other one is not bad either
I was really glad to see Darkthrone back in shape.
Agreed.
no but that sounds awfully funny
my nig
What's your favourite of theirs? Please don't say Contradictions Collapse.
>namefagging
Why? This ain't reddit.
No they aren't, and you know that.
What is Inquisition ?
>No RKL
Why the fuck not?
not gonna lie mate, but I like this song
Probably Chaosphere actually
obZen probably second
Sol Niger Within is great aswell
> using Burzum to shitpost
Literally gay
What is baitpost?
My bad. I sometimes type in a name for a meme reply and forget to take it out afterwards.
You replied to a bait who was replying to another bait
truth hurts bitch.
>Chaosphere
Thoughts on Elastic, the closing track? Do you usually listen to it all the way through? I managed it recently when I was too sleepy to object, but I usually stop when the drone starts.
I love the first part which I guess you can consider a separate song on its own
The following 10 minutes is pretty cool and I welcome such experimentation. The droning is pretty well done and gives the impression of the preceding album having utterly destroyed your speakers which is awesome. The big mashup mix of the album songs played all together in the last few minutes is pure destruction. I can respect people not wanting all that stuff appearing on a metal album but I can appreciate some good drone or harsh noise. My album version actually has a song called Unanything as the last track
why does everyone hate st anger again?