Adventureland

>Adventureland
>American Ultra
>Café Society

So do these two have a thing or what?

you just KNOW that she pegged him

I hope so

Lucky kike

Holy shit American Ultra was so bad.

ttbchwyp

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stop posting pictures of thet fucking gargoyle

delete this

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I don't care whether or not they have "a thing", but I definitely can't stand Jessie Eisenberg. I haven't liked him in anything so far.

I have opinions.

i'd let her drill me anyday fame

What? Nah it was a fine, fun little movie. Nice movie to watch while smoking with some friends.

>KIKED
DROPPED

They're literally the gender-swapped versions of each other.

>Angel Emma
>Devil Kstew
>rent an apartment
>invite you to live there
>no rent
>pay by being shared foot slave

I just started a new religion where this is what happens when you die. Depending on how good or bad you were dictates which one gets to spend longer alone time with.

same

>The Croods
>Paper Man
>Crazy, stupid love
>La La Land

So do these two have a thing or what?

I will be the first convert.

Where do I sign up?

Devil Kstew would be so cruel with her feets. She'd use them to hurt you! But her feet are so beautiful that they can't cause pain. Every time she'd stomp your face, you'd probably leak precum!

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>Alice Through the Looking Glass
>The Lone Ranger
>Alice in Wonderland
>Sweeney Todd
>Dark Shadows
>Corpse Bride
>Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

So do these two have a thing or what?

who's angel emma and evil kstew

Do you think Burton is a cuck and Depp plows Bonham-Carter while he watches in a corner?

Angel Emma's on the left. I imagine Devil Kstew is similar to Demon Emma.

i can only get so erect

Yes

Is there anything this man can't do??

win a presidential election

You're going back, just you wait

It's only 3 movies.

>naming your child "FKA"

in only a few years and they always play a couple/part of a romance of some sort

eisenberg is definitely pulling some jew shit to make this happen

Well they split up...
and Depp's been banging Amber for a while...
so maybe?

Thanks for reminding me. Adventureland was fucking terrible.

certified pleb

Not him. It sucked 5/10

Go easy on the memes

Jesus, I already knew Sup Forums had shit opinions, but I really hope you're just trying to troll.

>That insole
tfw

Adventureland is comfy as fuck. 6/10 for sure, easy watch

Why's she so pale?

Fuck off ryan reynolds

I thought it was great, whats to hate about it

She's a demoness.

Because she hates niggers

>Nicholas Hoult
>fucked Jlaw
>dumped her for KStew
>was the last person to fuck kstew before she became a lesbian
>broke jlaw's heart
>was on the other side of the camera during the celeb nude leaks
>has been in numerous memorable roles already
>guaranteed an oscar in the next 15 years as long as he doesn't do anything too controversial

Is there a more based young actor working today?
He's like the non-forced Eddie Redmayne

>50 First Dates
>Wedding Singer
>Blended

So do these two have a thing or what?

Disgusting

>doesn't post a picture
what did he mean by this?

Thistobecompletelyhonestwihyouphamilia?

I wish KStew had fuzzy arms like that

God wills it my brother!

>she will never step on u
;_;

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Coming This Summer, Facebook and the Closet Lesbian

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that's not autism, that's patricianhood. if you like sexual feet, then this is the logical conclusion and most pleasurable existence that one could imagine.

I see nothing wrong with this.

>hop in, user!

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people actually argued with this statement....stupid waifu faggots need to die.

>im tired of my heels, did you bring my comfy shoes?
>yes ms stewart. your favorite insoles are in each one, awaiting your feet
>PERFECT, thank you. my feet are tired, warm, and just drenched in sweat. my feet are anxious to be reunited with their servants.

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>Boos aside, Kristen Stewart still 'queen' of the Cannes Film Festival

BASED

The sexual heel of her foot needs some love. It looks calloused and in need of a devoted mouth to make it pretty again.

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She should play a literal angel in some movie.

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Nicholas Hoult is a huge beta,Jlaw and KSTEW date British men like him because they are weak and they enjoy being dominant in relationships.

I want to smell her pretty little feet so badly.

>Implying that's not a stage name

luv kstew

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>the big shoe will never happen

sexual feet.

bump

it wasn't bad but it wasn't good either
sort of a rip off of bourne identity and a few other better movies

i was thinking more, like, "Does he have nothing else the fuck better to do?"

Goddess.

DELETE THIS

>my personal opinions are the only correct ones

bump

Her feet are literally perfect. It is impossible to have better feet than her. This is the feet end game.

You got it phampai

It was bad, but not totally awful. Also the ending credits were god-tier

Never said it was. You're just asshurt

my feet are better

groce @ calloused feet

her calloused soles just need some kisses and love.

bump

witnessed!

bump