How can we save him?

How can we save him?

Why should we? He did this to himself. Brendan should be saved

he's slowly morphing into uncle fester

and then he's making Fester's Quest the kino version.

Save? He's living the dream.

This. If we try to save every schmuck that gets their shit fucked up, then we won't save anyone. We need to double down and save the good ones first, then move onto the undesirables.

Pay tens of thousands of dollars for make up just to make him look like frodo. Should've just hired frodo, but weirdo fudge packer Burton likes to watch derp all day long.

JUST

FUCK

why does he wear those stupid pirate teeth caps but refuses to get his disgusting rotted smokers teeth fixed

I bet he paid someone a lot of money to give him that little scar on his eyebrow

MY

SHIT

DOWN

FAMN

Stop posting the shopped version, stop trying to ruin Johnny's legacy he's looking fine!

Amber Heard LITERALLY sucking the life out of him.

is this adam sandler?

I wish she'd suck the life out of me, if you know what I mean.

No, it's Johnny Depp from a recent public sighting look at him - he looks great, far from the vicious rumours

Idk it kinda looks like a shoop of sandler

This. The fucker is rich beyond what he deserved, let him bloat and explode if he wants to. Brendan is poor and actually has talent.

we can't. he always was and always will be a degenerate fag.
he was the male prototype of JLaw "lel I'm so quirky xDDD"

He looks like that Robin Hood guy from 30s

Once you become snack dad, it's over.
or different at least.

johnny needs to hurry up and drain the life force from amber so he can prolong his career another 10 years.

Ask White Hats to help with deprogramming.

His hairline is receding like a motherfucker, Jesus Christ.

Castrate Tim Burton.

Man, you people really do obsess over hairlines and height.

Talk his handler into getting him to stop believing he's a pirate

He's hitting the bottle hard. He's showing up to premiers hammered. Pics like this make him look worse because he is loaded when they're taken.

And he smokes.

What do you mean 'you people'?

Why should we? He's an arrogant egotistical asshole.

What's the point? Beyond doing a decent Hunter S. Thompson impression, and regurgitating it for most every role he's been in since, what the fuck is this man honestly good for?

is this adam driver