>live in New Zealand >decide to visit America for vacation >stay in a really nice hotel, staff are nice too >day before I catch my flight back my girlfriend rings me up >tells me that she went out back onto the deck and it's was all dirty and was starting to get warped >asks me what she should do >told her that I would look for some deck sealant while I was here >figured I could get it for a really low price at one of the stores in the US >go to a depot and look for an employee >"excuse me, do you guys know where I can get some sealant for my deck?" >"what?" >"yeah I need something to cover my deck" >suddenly this bitch comes over holding her kid and tells me that I need to watch my mouth >"I'm just looking for some deck sealant" >she starts yelling at the employee >he tells me I have to leave >mfw i literally get kicked out of a depot
That's exaggerating and just taking the piss out of the way we sounds.
It doesn't actually sound like I'm saying dick come on.
Elijah Richardson
lol me too i'm seething with rage right now after reading OP's original story
Daniel Lee
This 100% real story about real Americans really being real a-holes really rustled my johnnies.
Julian Long
If you're gonna come to America you gotta learn to speak American.
Fucking eurofags.
Adrian Brooks
haha
Michael Hernandez
learn to pronounce your "e"s
Daniel Edwards
Baiting this hard
Colton Davis
>Australian >Being A Eurofag America's geography is bad.
Evan Gray
>speak American
Benjamin Ross
>taking the bait this hard
Oliver Moore
learn how to open ur ears wohoho double haha who can continue the chain!??
Liam Russell
Why are IDs even gone?
Jace Powell
...
Joshua Hughes
more like why did they even have them in the first place
haha
Liam Rivera
You can fucking stay in NZed cunt, You fucking Kiwis come to OZ and play favourites with jobs and only hire and work with other KIWIS
CUNTS
Stick your deck sealant in your ass and your GF should die being raped by sheep
Julian Thomas
>tfw americans are so stupid and vulgar that they can't even discern the difference between "deck" and "dick" in conversation
Parker Bailey
>tfw new zealanders speak like a downy child
Dylan White
>You fucking Kiwis come to OZ and play favourites with jobs and only hire and work with other KIWIS I think you meant ASIANS, not Kiwis.
Joshua Diaz
>referring to Kiwis as New Zealanders
More proof that Americans are stupid.
Luis Adams
Honestly it sounds like you had a good time besides that. I would assume she misheard you because of your accent. I was born in the south and have a southern draw, I moved to Colorado and had a few communication problems. It was a mistake don't let that one moment paint the entire country and its people
Asher Campbell
Says an OP with anime pic. Go fucking end your life. Nothing annoys me more than anime faggots; bunch of dysfunctional adults who fap and in love with cartoon characters. Lord have mercy. Have a look at yourself in a mirror, then you may try again with this shit. No, dearie. I'm from UK.
Adrian Flores
fuck off only retards call themselves kiwis, it's a shit name for shit people
Oliver Rogers
I'm not even taking the bait I just found that hilarious nonetheless
Kevin Gonzalez
anime website
Jace Garcia
>projection
Bentley Evans
>I was a tourist and I got my feelings hurt. That literally happens everywhere OP.
Bentley Campbell
>i don't know what projection is
Ethan Richardson
>OP literally kicked out of a business for no reason
Thomas Robinson
>more projection
Ryan Flores
>they pay the taxes that let you go to centrelink you VB drinking, faggot looking cunt
Jonathan Reyes
>kiwi
Isaac Clark
hey mates kiwi here
yeeeep just got back ferm the faaaam, where uh wus roidin muh john deeeere
yeee naaa yeee speights eh mate
Christian Morgan
chur doi kiwi here
bo where the bong at
pass us the bong mate
oi wot u up 2 saturday lets go drive up and down the street for a few hours
He got kicked out because in the New Zealand accent "Deck" sounds like "Dick".
Henry Thompson
>op >not OP I bet you say jif too, fag.
Nicholas Taylor
stop having a faggot accent then
William Howard
Checked, but saying Ohpee is gay, so is saying Aynon.
Carson Fisher
Your accent is shit, though. And I know it's shit because I can say both "deck" and "dick" to my girlfriend (from Christchurch) and she understands me completely, but when she says it it comes out dick both times. But she just says cock instead of dick anyway. ' Also, togs is not a real fucking word. Neither is sack barrow. Good thing she's a psychotic fuck-doll in bed because NZ colloquialisms are some of the most fucked I've encountered.
Jacob Diaz
do you say op if you mean over-powered too? and aynon makes no sense, it's a shortening of ahnonymous, so it's ahnon.
Jace Hall
When we say deck it sounds more like duck then dick.
Dylan Howard
wth is a sack barrow
Hunter Hall
nope. I just say op when I'm talking about op. and overpowered when I am talking about something being overpowered. I don't shorten it when I vocalise it.
Matthew Jackson
I hate you.
Ethan Thomas
Ha. You both are fucking stupid.
Christian Barnes
hahahaha kiwi what a lame-o
Ethan Torres
It's what kiwi's call a handtruck / trolley / handtrolley. I guess in NZ they put sacks on them. Or fucking something.
Also "arvo" means afternoon. As in: >ill meet you at such and such restaurant this arvo
If GF didn't blow me while I cleared mythic HFC then I wouldn't tolerate the kiwi-isms.
Camden Edwards
NZ fag here, too. True story, first American I ever met threatened me with a knife. I'll green text the little story.
>be 15, out at a party with few mates >leave party, go and loiter around a park for while >we sit on bench chair cause tired af >some car pulls up to us >some dude yelling, recognize his foreign accent >he jumps out of his car, no shirt on and a knife in his hand >this cunt is probably drunk, or on something >starts accusing us of stealing his motorbike shit (helmet and shit) >tell him we didn't and we're just chilling at the park >few minutes later he gets in his car, and drives back to the house he's staying at >5 mins later, he walks back to us >same old shit, starts accusing us again >tell him to fuck off with that knife >specially remember saying "mate we don't carry knives in New Zealand", while dropping my balls simultaneously >he finally fucks off again, and so do we, in case he comes back
It was a brown dude, probably Hispanic. So yeah, fuck you brown Americunts.
Henry Morgan
>be nzer >go to san francisco >realise how shit nz is >realise how shit nzers are >fuck this gay country
Jacob Nelson
I hope some afro american shoots you.
Brody Brown
better than getting jumped by 16 maoris while im walking home druk at 3am
Henry Reyes
>how do I greentext?!
Logan Carter
To be fair op you probably sound like an insane drunk. And you were probably drunk.
Jayden Lopez
Yer a kiwi right? Why do kiwi women consider an American "exotic" or foreign? Aren't we just like British to them? Same vein but different accents?
Is it because I'm not a liberal cuckold like most american tourists I see when I go there? Would like input, like if you would consider an american woman "exotic". Obvs. not the fatties.
Adam Martin
Are you out of yer gourd m8, I've spent a year in each and americas essentially a third world country that landed ass-first in a pile of englands old money in the war, and was so proud of how uneducated and barbaric it was, it spent it all on staying that way.
Juan Butler
>It was a brown dude, probably Hispanic That's literally all you had to say user
Robert Richardson
2 much b8 m8 I r8 it 2/8
Carter Evans
I wouldn't mind a 16 maori gangbang. If you're gonna experiment with the gay way sometime, you might as well do it in style.
Michael Perez
Hah, yeah. ...but also true though.
Wyatt Campbell
fucking fush and chups, kiwi
Jaxon Russell
Only when you've been initiated inside & out by the native peoples can you truly consider yourself to belong with them user. That means taking their lubricated cocks up into you willingly, and covering ur face their genetic material, swirling it atound in ur mouth, and swallowing it down, making them a part of you.
