Waifu claiming thread.
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>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
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That would mean I would have to walk through the Barrio Logan and Logan heights at night with a ded phone. Oh, and my bad. Google maps says the ride is more like 20 mins and 7mins from my house to the bus stop.
Nonon is just teasing.
Nonon is mine only
Passing out on your bed for 3 hours is fun. Whee.
still here
I literally laughed just reading that weak comeback. Kek.
It seems the nos received 1 more votes than yes so I guess I won't post it.
Clammed
You still awake?
Does bane not eat that ass?
Do you know anything about bane
I know that he's buff.
>Ika
If I pull that rosary off... will you die?
I totally knew that...
It would be extremely painful
Oh man, fuck that. Well if you ever get stuck or something, you're welcome to pester me for a ride.
>Provided you don't mind a small motorcycle
>And you're under 170 pounds
>I mean a really small motorcycle
Could be weaker!
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How much weaker can it be? You gave no supporting evidence and just moved the blame ymto somebody else.
For you?
Wow.
WHAT ALL ELSE DO YOU KNOW
NO for you
i just woke up like 5 hours ago :o
also i vote yes :^)
>really small
>can manage 80mph no trouble
Nig the bike I have to use goes 80 mph downhill with the wind at my back. I cant hill climb for extended periods because it doesnt have the power.
Oh? You wish to try me?
Ill have you know i once killed a god
Then my manga ended
He's buff, like, really buff.
I guess you even it out. I need one more vote to see if I should or shouldn't.
Only I get to eat Nonon's ass. Oh wait, that sounds bad.
Are you sure you do?
Oh lol, what type is it? Don't tell me it's a vespa. You're not a petite white woman are you?
And yeah, even though my neighborhood isn't that great, it's still not as bad as the barrio.
I could've just said nou.
Yes, but mine is like 15 years newer, and a sports bike!
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>Before I got my motorcycle, I had a Vespa for all of 3 weeks
I'm not, even if I wish I were. It's a CBR300R. I have a ZX11 that's aaaaaaaaaalmost finished though!
Hey, it can't be worse than were my cousin used to live. He literally had a SWAT team running through his back yard, and shot out his back porch light in a raid on the neighbors house.
>Switching to mobile now
Is that all you know
IF I EAT THAT ASS WILL YOU DIE
No u.
Ok guys, should I post what I fapped to yesterday? I got one yes from sachii
What's sounds bad about getting to cute her cute bottom?
Maybe...
Claimed
Was it bane
Did you fap to bane
>CIA Moka
>to cute her cute bottom?
I meant eat her cute bottom.
Checked
wow is that a fucking furry
Holy fuck what a time to be alive. I've never gotten dubs before
Well he lives in Gotham city that's for sure
Not bane
How new are you?
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*pop pop*
*throws aside*
Fucking kek. Damn man, you really did have a vespa. But it's okay, I'm just having a laugh.
Well the feds did show up at my door when I was a kid. I don't remember much but my mom said it wad like the FBI or something. My old neighbor had a brother that was a gangster that killed two guys of a rival gang, spilled his guts right at the corner of the street in my neighborhood and was on the run or something. I remember there being candles and a picture of Mary they're for several months.
My neighborhood is a lot better these last 10 years or so with the increased police presence. They're a godsend here.
It would be extremely pleasurable...
Nothing, just basically saying
>I eat ass
Rood but your dubs save you
But it's a cute bottom like Nonon's.
It was a terrible experience from someone that likes to go fast. I only got it because my cousin offered it to me for $1k and it was new. I ended up giving him $600 and it never even got put into my name. I'm butt hurt that I didn't get any of that money back, but I've just learned not to say I'll buy shit from him anymore.
Damn, now that's a hell of a backstory. I live in the same house I've lived in since I was 6 months old. The only time the police ever really showed up was when my aunts boyfriend got hammered and ended up pushing my elderly grandma to the ground.
I find that so funny to hear with how much BLM is pushing the whole "MUH POLICE ARE EVIL" shit into everyone's face.
Hola
Is hot in here, or it is just Chen?
what do people like about her? out of curiosity not rudeness
uwu
Why Nui user! So lewd of you!
So you got scammed by your own cousin? That really sucks. My car is inoperable from several minor things. I replaced a dead battery, I need to replace the coolant tank, it's been patched too many times and leaking. Same for the steering fluid. Some bumfuck mechanic fucked with my car, now the tail lights don't always light up when I stop.
Yeah, I don't buy into the BLM stuff about the cops. Because unlike most of those people, I bothered to look at the numbers that DoJ puts out.
Well, thats fair enough. Though a couple of gods dont want to face me in a fair fight. They need 3 dragons.
Exactly.
>Im so looking forward to my 400 being back
>Shame I have to wait for the slick layer to wear off
Her cuteness
Her strength
Her personality
Same question goes for you, user
Hi!
You started it, and now you can't stop me!
hi lewd, how are you?
op roll
It is what it is. I've just let it go and taken that lesson with me.
What kinda car is it? I haven't brought my bike bike into the shop except for a tire change when I got a nail in my brand new tires. So I just brought it to them that day so I could have it fixed and done with.
An old "friend" from high school was arguing for why BLM should protest on the freeways today. That was some of the most retarded shit I've read in a while.
Another hour and 40 till I'm off work. I wonder if I pass anywhere near the correct neighborhood on my way home.
Take it on a good fast ride on a nice straight highway. Alternatively, just do a small burnout to help the back have some nice grip.
>these anons are now officially shipped.jpg
Still alive, Kona-chan?
Nigga what are you doing?
klonata roll
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:^)
>sachi :O
I got chased and bit by 2 dogs about an hour ago :/
discount smug roll
You're going to have to give me more details, what breed and size were the doggos?
Sup Faggets
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Fuck off faggot
mean roll
Fuck off you olive eyed nigger
already did it :^)
Doing fine, how about you, mortar dingy user?
What do you think you're doing?
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I'm actually a shipmaster
>alt-Shinoa
How's it going?
I'm not a dog expert but they were about medium sized and black (like satan)
I am doing well, just ate some oodles of noodles so I'm :3
lewd roll uwu
megadeth > metallica > slayer > anthrax :)
It's a 2000 Nissan Maxima modded. My uncle modded it when he had it. Had really classy rims, shiny new tailpipe, fresh coat of white paint and lowered suspension. Oh and it came with a spoiler.
Dude, UCSD man. Everything there is so blindly progressive. And same for so many there. At least the foreign students and STEM guys couldn't give two shits about BLM, radical feminism and other stuff.
S-stop! You're making me uneasy!
take megadeth and anthrax off that list and your right. As far as metallica goes Anything up to black album.
Why are you cyber bully
im actually a captain on the ship :o
non lewd roll .o.
never
My waifu is my waifu is my waifu is not your waifu.
I woke up early for no reason so i'm enjoying that.
>im actually a fagget
*fixed :>
Manual or autotragic?
>Lowered with rims
For the love of God, please tell me it's not stanced.
Progressive is fine, if it has a purpose. Otherwise it's just change for snowflakes that's not needed at all.
anthrax is only in the big 4 because they were around :o
schizuzuzuzu looks funny in that pic :o
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Cutie
>ilyav
It seems like a fine ship but it doesn't fly.
Metallica>Iron Maiden>Slayer>Pantera
Cutie
Because
You are homophobic
You're a mean jerk
You called me a potato nigger
You bully me
;-;
pls no bully :(
I'm being bullied :c roll
I know
It floats.
Ships don't fly
Spooky satan doggo. You would be an expert if they had corn in it. So what have you been listening to lately?
no Hello?
What do you mean?
You made me do this
switch iron maiden and I agree
I want to be bullied ;-;
I finally listened to this, it's really good, I know you've posted it before
youtube.com
Nigger what?
Maiden>Pantera>Metallica>Gunners>anything else.
Though if it came to all forms of metal, not just heavy, I would go
Ayreon>Dream Theater >Luca Turilli>Maiden>anything else.
Am not! Reee!
See above!
Hello
It's manual. I don't know if it's stanced or not. I thought it was just lowered a bit, I mean it doesn't look like going over a speed bump will wreck it.
:3
What about Space ships and the Lor Starcutter?
You can fuck right off with that dream theater shit.
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Also
>ehehehehehe
>Rory-sama
I'm not homophobic i just hate fags.
I u tho.
>Manual
Good, it's already better than a lot of others. And in that case, it's probably just riced. Which I rather like the look of.
There's actually an old Toyota Prelude in the parking garage that I wouldn't mind having. I wanna see if it's manual first though.
>Or I could just keep saving for my Supra.
Tell you what
You stop listening to edgy shit like Anthrax
And I still listen to Dream Theater because Scenes From A Memory is an amazing album.
The whole discord is dull thing.
Glad you liked it, I honestly didn't expect you to enjoy it that much due to Portuguese lyrics. But then again I recall enjoying albums with Cyrillic titles that I don't even know where they origin from.
:)
Glad to see you're still alive.
I dont liek anthrax thats klonato.
I did like when they did Pink Floyd thats it. My ex played dreamt theater non stop and i wanted to die. So maybe im biased.
Similar. How was your day?
why? roll