So I just killed a rat with a sword
So I just killed a rat with a sword
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How much exp did you get?
timestamp with sword sir lancelot
>sword
>not a scimitar
ishygddt
Did it drop some loot?
You live in a shithole house. Go clean up you dirty basement dweller
timestamo
You were only supposed to kill the mountain lions you faggot
also timestamp
The fuck man someone could of splashed on it
Post your hand so we can see how fat you are.
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It was the only thing I had close by to kill the fucker behind the shelf
Why do you have a gaudy sword with a skull on it?
Fucking kek'd
epic blade Sup Forumsro
kek
he just wanted to play some animal crossing with you.. or had a quest for you...
I've had the thing for years in my closet. Bought it at a antique shop for >$50
for killing rats
you earned 10 EXP
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That's a mouse idiot.
great deal
Gratz. You've made it to Level 2. Now go learn some fucking shouts.
I highly doubt that's an actual antique :^) but I guess it was only 50$...
rat numb nuts check the tail and overall size
Eat one of them almonds on the floor
More like how autistic can he get
OP needs to cook the rat now and have a feast for the hunt.
did you level up?
Rat, mouse, both are rodents
And so Ratatouilles quest into becoming a grate chef ended
"GTA doesn't make me a killer. Animal Crossing does."
>>So I just killed a rat with a sword
I wonder what breed of female can put up with your autism and autistic behaviour.
>Sword
>Rat
>I am a Knight!!
Sigh....
Vaya con dios.
Guy killed me with a sword Mal, how weird is that...
Maybe if you didn't have almonds on the floor, you wouldn't have rats. Filthy neckbeard faggot.
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you killed it now you have to eat it. It's the law of the great outdoors
true but mice arnt as big nor do they generally have the ballz for a nigga to go get a sword they usually run when any loud noise is heard plus he insulted op when he was infact wrong
I hope those are activated almonds
You going to call your sword Ratsbane?
cook it you faggot
>2016
>not activating your almonds
lol wow, ur like a knight user
alert the queen of england!
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Yeah but so is a capybara and also bears are canines so that really doesn't mean shit.
Microwave it to truly destroy its genes and reslly finish what you started.
Roll for 10 min microwave
lulz ok you can do a rat what about boss spider?
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kek He is First Knight of America.
You're lucky the sword didn't shatter and kill you.
this
You may call yourself Siegfried now
Rollin' 4 wave
Wait wat.
Last i heardbears were closest related to pigs.
>Luigis mansion
What if rat is ghost?
Please OP
Dubs must do
I've had rats in my house before. My cats would catch them in the woods behind my house and bring them in through the cat door to play with. What's your excuse?
Tom nook iss that u?
Rolling
>bears are canines
No, faggotron of faggotbearded neck that definitely is a rat
My cat actually did bring it inside. It's been in my house for almost a week and I finally killed it
how much xp did you earn?
see
WINRAR
fags been told
Dubs win
Do it fag
THEY ARE BAIT FOR MY PREY!
hahahaha, we had to invest in one of these for all the damn critters our cats would bring in
Nuke the fucker OP!
Or show balls
why didn't you tame it you fag
Yeah you get +50XP for taming instead of the +10XP for killing it...
>Bears are ursines, from their family Ursidae. Their closest living relatives are the pinnipeds — seals, sea lions, and walruses. They are also related to canids (family Canidae) and musteloids (weasels, stoats and the like). But being related to canids doesn't make them canids.
Canids ain't canines
Fucking Kek post the image
Alright I'll concede that they aren't technically canines but they are closely related...
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>bears aren't technically canines but they are closely related...
Yeah and humans are closely related to a lemur. Go back to r9k faggot.
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>first knight of america
>faggot with a skull sword
At least he's better than any cuck knighted in recent history.
this
Hmm yeah but we ARE in the same family as orangutans and just look at this pierolapithecus catalaunicus! My whole point was that even within the same family animals can look radically different than each other and that just because mice and rats are rodents doesn't mean they're interchangeable, and I think that point still stands, my bad I made a factual error while delivering it.
kill your family with that sword, please
Why haven't you cooked that rat meat yet? Don't let that xp go to waste.
This
>Killing a rat with a sword in your own home
Degeneracy.
Are you fucking around bro? That shits awesome. Better than me fucking shooting one in the house
Go to bed Shredder, you're drunk.
Now that your blade has tasted blood, its time to mount up you have crusade to fight in Europe. They need you Earl Rat Bash
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Your fingers look so gross
How do they? nigger
Your filthy house is triggering me
this is now a trap thread
you gained +4 EXP
296 EXP until next faggotry.
Fucking savage
What if a mouse goes outside, does it become a rat and if a rat is inside the house, is it a mouse?