So I just killed a rat with a sword

So I just killed a rat with a sword

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How much exp did you get?

timestamp with sword sir lancelot

>sword
>not a scimitar

ishygddt

Did it drop some loot?

You live in a shithole house. Go clean up you dirty basement dweller

timestamo

You were only supposed to kill the mountain lions you faggot

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The fuck man someone could of splashed on it

Post your hand so we can see how fat you are.

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It was the only thing I had close by to kill the fucker behind the shelf

Why do you have a gaudy sword with a skull on it?

Fucking kek'd

epic blade Sup Forumsro

kek

he just wanted to play some animal crossing with you.. or had a quest for you...

I've had the thing for years in my closet. Bought it at a antique shop for >$50

for killing rats

you earned 10 EXP

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That's a mouse idiot.

great deal

Gratz. You've made it to Level 2. Now go learn some fucking shouts.

I highly doubt that's an actual antique :^) but I guess it was only 50$...

rat numb nuts check the tail and overall size

Eat one of them almonds on the floor

More like how autistic can he get

OP needs to cook the rat now and have a feast for the hunt.

did you level up?

Rat, mouse, both are rodents

And so Ratatouilles quest into becoming a grate chef ended

"GTA doesn't make me a killer. Animal Crossing does."

>>So I just killed a rat with a sword
I wonder what breed of female can put up with your autism and autistic behaviour.
>Sword
>Rat
>I am a Knight!!
Sigh....
Vaya con dios.

Guy killed me with a sword Mal, how weird is that...

Maybe if you didn't have almonds on the floor, you wouldn't have rats. Filthy neckbeard faggot.

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you killed it now you have to eat it. It's the law of the great outdoors

true but mice arnt as big nor do they generally have the ballz for a nigga to go get a sword they usually run when any loud noise is heard plus he insulted op when he was infact wrong

I hope those are activated almonds

You going to call your sword Ratsbane?

cook it you faggot

>2016
>not activating your almonds

lol wow, ur like a knight user

alert the queen of england!

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Yeah but so is a capybara and also bears are canines so that really doesn't mean shit.

Microwave it to truly destroy its genes and reslly finish what you started.
Roll for 10 min microwave

lulz ok you can do a rat what about boss spider?

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kek He is First Knight of America.

You're lucky the sword didn't shatter and kill you.

this

You may call yourself Siegfried now

Rollin' 4 wave

Wait wat.
Last i heardbears were closest related to pigs.

>Luigis mansion
What if rat is ghost?

Please OP

Dubs must do

I've had rats in my house before. My cats would catch them in the woods behind my house and bring them in through the cat door to play with. What's your excuse?

Tom nook iss that u?

Rolling

>bears are canines

No, faggotron of faggotbearded neck that definitely is a rat

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caniformia
boop

My cat actually did bring it inside. It's been in my house for almost a week and I finally killed it

how much xp did you earn?

see

WINRAR

fags been told

Dubs win
Do it fag

THEY ARE BAIT FOR MY PREY!

hahahaha, we had to invest in one of these for all the damn critters our cats would bring in

Nuke the fucker OP!

Or show balls

why didn't you tame it you fag

Yeah you get +50XP for taming instead of the +10XP for killing it...

>Bears are ursines, from their family Ursidae. Their closest living relatives are the pinnipeds — seals, sea lions, and walruses. They are also related to canids (family Canidae) and musteloids (weasels, stoats and the like). But being related to canids doesn't make them canids.

Canids ain't canines

Fucking Kek post the image

Alright I'll concede that they aren't technically canines but they are closely related...

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>bears aren't technically canines but they are closely related...

Yeah and humans are closely related to a lemur. Go back to r9k faggot.

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>first knight of america
>faggot with a skull sword

At least he's better than any cuck knighted in recent history.

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Hmm yeah but we ARE in the same family as orangutans and just look at this pierolapithecus catalaunicus! My whole point was that even within the same family animals can look radically different than each other and that just because mice and rats are rodents doesn't mean they're interchangeable, and I think that point still stands, my bad I made a factual error while delivering it.

kill your family with that sword, please

Why haven't you cooked that rat meat yet? Don't let that xp go to waste.

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>Killing a rat with a sword in your own home

Degeneracy.

Are you fucking around bro? That shits awesome. Better than me fucking shooting one in the house

Go to bed Shredder, you're drunk.

Now that your blade has tasted blood, its time to mount up you have crusade to fight in Europe. They need you Earl Rat Bash

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Your fingers look so gross

How do they? nigger

Your filthy house is triggering me

this is now a trap thread

you gained +4 EXP

296 EXP until next faggotry.

Fucking savage

What if a mouse goes outside, does it become a rat and if a rat is inside the house, is it a mouse?