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Gotta catch 'em all

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did he died?

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That makes me literally shiver.

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wtf, story?

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dear god that stressed me out like nothing else. story?

Americans are so desperate for sugar and fat they resort to eating this. Soilent Green will be the next stage.

that there is mexican food

My fetish

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look at that fucking razor

That's 100% infection
I bet he/she got a worse one after this

so they have restaurants that make fast food out of fast food?

Mine too.

>That's 100% infection
>I bet he/she got a worse one after this

Not if he only cuts into the puss.

that doesn't look like pussy riot... it looks like MTTV .... never mind why there were in south alabama they just were fuck you!

looks like theyre acting some shitty AI from some game

what's wrong with that razor?

This would be something for wannabe tranny Chris-chan.

All I know is some guy got kinda stuck whilst exploring this cave. Then it started raining so water came in. I definitely remember reading that he eventually got out and was fine, albeit shaken up.

google that shit it's some dumb clip from a radiohead vid

I'd say 'fuck it, break my legs if you need to get me out.'

Better than this

It's from a short radiohead music video.
Nothing spooky, just interesting direction from Ayoade.

fuck. that.

he got stuck but later on he made it. 1 person beneath him & 2 on the side of the camera... he panicked a little but played it cool

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Aaaaand he's not standing again

Radiohead posted it a while ago. Idk the exact purpose of the video but they posted it before releasing their newest album i think.

He should be executed on site for that footwear.

How do people let things get anywhere near that bad? I would have been picking at that shit long before it turned into krakatoa.

lost it.
They actually legit look like shitty AI

u fucking bastard

OP said no pron!

he dindu nuffin , officer, he was just praying

that's because it isn't pussy riot

When I was a kid hitting people into the face or head with fists was taboo.

>headfirst into a narrow

Totally clever. I smell the amateur.

chinks in a buffet

wtf

Impressive

What's the story behind this? I'm guessing it's fake?

but u can find same crap in LA

>How do people let things get anywhere near that bad? I would have been picking at that shit long before it turned into krakatoa.

Actually doctors will sometimes breed an existing abscess because it will become easier to lance it.

I'm a Britfag and this appeals to me

Although I'd feel bad about paying money for that when I know it only really costs the price of a bag of Doritos to make

The relief he must feel after waking up... My god

The best part is that he lands directly on the other kids head, essentially KOing them both at once.

who the fuck designed the layout of those text blocks

sea womb/cunt?

Fucking love this. Is there a longer vid anywhere I'd love to see the aftermath.

britfag here, i'd give that a try i'm not sure if i'd like the sauces they put on it imo

Mexicans already are nearly half of the US population. So it's American food.

>boys get up and wander off in different directions

>headfirst into a narrow, unmapped tunnel

I hope he died for being so fucking retarded

kek

did someone shoot it!????!?

Read filename as hate cuisine and thought it made sense.

I literally screamed "BOOM HEADSHOT!" at the end

>I'm a Britfag and this appeals to me

British will eat any waste. That whole eggs, saucage and beans breakfast is basically food waste on a plate.

damn, id like to get a rimjob from her..

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yeah man that fucked me up too

Yes, we're a crazy crazy people who eat eggs, sausage and beans. Crazy.

that would only be edible during sports game with like 10 other drunk people

lol using thongs to grab the doritos are you fucking joking

it happened in the uk, so no

He did.

God forbid all razors come from the factory unsanitary and unfit for purpose.

Fucking nigger.

glass door was obviously open, you can see it to the left

all he has is a right coon swing but he owns it

It's from a tabloid obviously. The people who buy those can't read anyway.

>That last punch

Every time

those girls must be getting wet

>using thongs to grab the doritos are you fucking joking

Yea, that is what hypnotizes me about that video and somehow suits my OCD every time.

Pretty sure that's mexican

John Edward Jones (1983–2009) in Nutty Putty Cave in Utah November 2009. John, an experienced caver, had become wedged in an unmapped portion of Ed's Push at a 170-degree downward angle with his feet over his head complicating rescue. After some 24+ hours they had been able to move him two feet upward, and lower down food and water, when a part of the rescue rope system failed dropping him fully back into the wedge. It was after this that he became much too weak to help the rescuers in their efforts and he expired shortly thereafter. Following this, it was decided by the family and landowner to leave his body in place and seal the cave permanently.

he's still there lmao

I didn't see any "Thongs" in that video. Did you mean tongs by any chance?

>not if he only cuts into the puss
lol nigger are you fucking joking? it's more about creating an open wound that can then be exposed to whatever shithole you live in. this is why you do it in the hospital, so they can properly sterilize the area after you remove the pus so it can actually heal. unclean instruments (like the razor) also introduce pathogens to the surface of the wound, which can take advantage of the fact that your body is already fighting the staph and cause a secondary infection. dear god retards like you are why we have gifs like that in the first place

you know how long it took ?

how is that like daredevil

What the fuck even was that

>Thongs?
Tongs?

>John, an experienced caver
>headfirst into a narrow unmapped tunnel

Choose one

So what is the tale behind this?

O_O yumyum

the kid originally getting beat up is death

that guy sucks at giving cpr. also at knowing when to give cpr. I hope someone called 911

did he deded

That video isn't of John Edward Jones.

>thongs

they're called tongues

thongs would be a whole different story

>This kills the nigger

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Hahaha jesus fucking christ that nosebreak

Executed at a specific place?
Or do you mean "execute on sight"?
Pay attention in English class so you can communicate properly, fool.