Sooooo anyone use one of these? There is a facebook argument going on... i think this is an ass toy not for vaginas...

Sooooo anyone use one of these? There is a facebook argument going on... i think this is an ass toy not for vaginas... opinions?

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Either or.

Yes op, I lay eggs inside of myself every day.

For both although you won't be able to push as many eggs into your ass as in your vagina.

ITT ; victims of failure parenting

Bump for interest

fuck now im interested

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I know budy, its hard being vanilla and lacking personality.

Why is Harambe sad?

youre on this thread just as much as the rest of us nigger

I have looked into the ovapositor. It is for both but recommendedthat you use the jelly eggs for ass because sugar and vagina don't mix. The molds can make ice eggs and that is what one uses for vaginal play.

Someone posted a .webm of their girlfriend using one or something when they first appeared.

Didn't save it, but video's do exist.

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Putting ice inside your body sounds pretty unhealthy.

>sexual preferences are what make up your personality
Jesus. This is why pur parents failed us. The goddamn sexual revolution shouldve made us ok with sex and comfortable in our own skin, what it did was convinced a bunch of people that their only redemning quality is the sexual appetites.
Oh im gay
Oh im bi
Oh im a cuck
Oh i love using a rubber dildo to put alien eggs into my ass
Ok? Do you have anything else to offer or is your whole identity based around sex?

Wut? Did you mean to type this
Ill help ya
>putting cold solid water inside your body doesnt seem healthy
Explain

I've seen a few reviews and people say it's really for people who are into that, since the shaft isn't too stiff, it doesn't feel as good when it's inside and pushing the eggs in can be a bit troublesome

pretty sure it's for the vagina.. the idea is that you lay the eggs... otherwise you're just shitting them

Dawn willow has a video on motherless. Whole thing seems pretty whatever. The toy itself is sloppy as fuck so there is a lot of forcing instead of playing.

Dude what?

Its just water, slow release.
As long as it has already started to melt when you insert it it should be fine. There is enough blood flow to keep you from getting frost burn.

sexist and racist much? boys can lay eggs too

go back to tumblr

user says putting ice inside your body seems unhealthy.
Ice=cold solid water
How is that unhealthy? It is like putting motor oil inside your self.

But Sup Forums is tumblr.

must be because of body temperature stuff, you're putting something with a completely different temperature INSIDE your body, for a long ass time

It's exactly coldness that doesn't seem to be safe. It's not supposed to be this cold inside of you.

tissue damage and shit

You understand thermodynamics right? It wont stay cold for long, it cant. Our bodies constantly radiate around 90 degrees, the ice or whatever was frozen would be very cold to begin with But it will reach equilibrium very quickly because nothing is keeping it cold. Frost bite occurs only at extreme cold temperatures, something a modern day freezer cannot produce.
You eat ice cream?

well if you wanna test go ahead, put an icecube inside you and tell us how it goes

Mouth is adapted to contain cold shit. Your arse and vagina aren't. Also by the time ice cream reaches your stomach it's already molten (if you're not eating whole popsicles of course)

FYI

A penis does not make you a boy and a vagina does not make you a girl.

Kys. Don't care if bait

As long as the ice was already at 0°C when it was inserted it should be fine, there is enough bloodflow to keep the tissues warm enough to prevent damage.

Shut the fuck up faggot.

what the fuck is this shit? really? fucking alien eggs into your fucking shitpipe and yeastfactory? what the fuck is going on today? fuck you hillary, its all your fucking fault you alien!

I have. Turns into water in about two minutes.
Ok first of all, molten isnt the right word. Your mouth doesnt turn shit molten (molten applies to things with high melting temperatures). Also the cells in the mouth are the exact same found in a vagina, hence why blowies feel so good. Also do a test for me. Grab a spoon of ice cream and just swallow the ice cream without letting it melt in your mouth. If your tummy gets boo boos send me the bill

he's right you know

These freaks are the same as those who wants to be eaten and live in a belly..its fucking sick!

eating ice cream is not comparable to inserting an ice cube in a body cavity. when you eat ice cream you consume controlled amounts intermittently using a structure designed for dealing with a (relatively) wide range of temperatures whereas with an ice cube provides a constant 0 degree Celcius to a local area rich in mucousal tissue and capillary beds.

im not a doctor nor a physiologist, but worst case scenario i could imagine is the cold temperature causes enough vasoconstriction long enough to cut blood flow to a small portion of the tissue (probably small/negligible amounts though depending on the amount of ice used)

That's just silly. Being used as an incubator is very different than being food for a superior, sect giantess

>does anyone use one of these?

Who in their right mind would...

I like feet.

You have no clue what you are talking about huh?

It's natural to put cold shit in mouth, damn it, our ancestors would drink from ice cold water streams. But it's not the case with vagina and ass. I just suggest that it's unhealthy to do this, that's all. But then again fucking your ass with a dragon dildo isn't healthy either.

would you care to propose a counter argument? also im sorry im my language is a bit hard to understand, im high as shit

How is it not healthy?

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It weakens your rektum muscles and may end up in anal prolapses. Anus isn't supposed to be open for longer than about 10-20 seconds and definitely not for being stretched.

>mfw eggs being laid in women is a fetish of mine
when i heard about this i instantly looked for porn.

is very much a vag only toy you fucking idiot

What makes a vagina and ass so fundamentally different from the mouth? Explain why the anus is so different, explain how a vagina is different when it is literally a mouth without teeth and gums.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stratified_squamous_epithelium
Of course. Explain the differences between frozen milk amd water, and explain why an ice cube is completely different from a hunk of ice cream. Explain how (if you look above to the link) the vagina is different from the mouth? Explain how a vagina can push out and stretch to accommodate a 10 pound hunk of cells, but an ice cube is determential because it is 32 F when inserted, but rapidly reaches an equilibrium with its host?

So the anus and muscles around it cannot be strengthened only weakened?

Well here's the thing fruit cake. A vagina means you are female. A penis means you are male. Look up basic biology. Trust me, it's not a fantasy

They have different body functions than the mouth. I'm not claiming, I'm telling that it's PROBABLY unhealthy. Consult your family doctor :^)

I am not guy that posted "swallow ice cream"

Inserting ice into your ass/vagina is not harmful to the cells IF the ice already started to melt.
inserting it straight from the freezer on the other hand is a bad idea and can fuck your insides up.

The rectum has enough blood flow for it not to be an issue, we use ice cold enemas often when someone has hyperthermia from a drug overdose. It is a very effective way to cool someone down quickly.

Like a lot of people I also experimented with small ice cubes before, i never had any damage. The main thing i worry about is the size of those "eggs", if they are large enough to press the capillaries of the rectum/cervix shut it may cause problems however i am not 100% sure about it.
I should go read up on the exact temperature needed to cause tissue damage to the cervix/rectum for that.

>The intestine is literally made to separate what is essentially a bunch of toxins from breaching into the chest-cavity.
>user thinks it cant handle an ice cube

You could literally fuck an dildo made of ice in any orifice without any problem, this is something they even teach you in sex ed specifically so that you use ice instead of something actually dangerous, like fruit and veggies (which can be covered in chemicals that the rectum can't handle because its the small intestines job to "prep" it before).

Well why do doctors recommend it then? Just google it mate.

>ass
it has poo in it and connects to the stomach
>vag
sensitive and leads to the uterus
>mouth
less sensitive due to daily use
leads to the stomach

now stop being retarded

Never heard about them strengthening. But pornstars who take it up the ass usually suffer from prolaps at the end.

its for both the end.

So kegel exercises are non existant

Anyone else finding humor in the fact there is this whole big argument about if it's healthy to put ice eggs up your ass? No? Just me? Alright.

Yeah I'm sure you perform them then. You sound like a schoolboy who talks about how videogames improve his reaction.

I think you mean the reverse

Chances are they washed a bit further down stream too. But not their fannies right?

Fun fact:
I learnt today there's a German skier Called....

Wait for it...... Fanny Chmelar!

Shit tickled me man.

>different body functions
Well now tell me on a basic biological level how they are different. We arent talking about functions, we are talking about on a cellular level what makes them different and thus more susceptible to damage from ice.

Can you shit a shit the size of a born baby toddler?

>implying they dont
What is your argument?

Yes

Are you retarded? Do you not know basic anatomy?

ITT: Opposite Day

Did you ever take sex ed?

>We arent talking about functions, we are talking about on a cellular level
It's connected actually. And if you don't know how their functions differ, go read a 8-grader biology book. I ain't your teacher to tell you basic stuff.

bro
the uterus isn't for sex and the entrance is like the size of a pinhole
the vaginal cavity can accommodate wider objects than the ass, but the ass just keeps going

Like any muscle the anal sphincter can be trained, ramming dildos in there is not training.

When you overstretch a muscle and damage the muscle itself it will develop connective tissue and get weaker.

Kegels do not train the "asshole muscle" they train the pelvic floor. The pelvic floor is the same group of muscles that lets you stop your stream halfway trough pissing. I know you have tried it.

the amount of physical stress the vagina can endure is not indicative, nor is it a determining factor, of how much of a temperature change it can tolerate. i think a better argument for your case would have been something like "the negative effects of the ice would be negated as equilibrium is rapidly reached". again, im not a medical doctor or anything so you could very well be right. again the only potential problem i can see is extreme vasoconstriction contributing, to some extent, insufficient local circulation.

Well.....this is now something I can't get out of my head. Thank you Sup Forums.

the "entrance" is actually about 2mm in diameter for a women that has not given birth and about 4-8 mm for a woman that has.

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Why do you even mention uterus, is that where you think babies come from? Because I'm pretty sure I didn't tell anything about uterus.

>the pelvic floor isnt connected to the anus
Lol wut?

Is no one else finding humor in the asshole argument? Because I think I came up with an easy solution to the argument. Just don't stick ice up your ass. Simple.

Overstretching and damaging your ass is not common place. You see it in porn because pornstars are retards that go too quickly, don't use proper lube, and don't take breaks between sessions.

Oh ok, you should be able to explain how ice is detrimental to them then.

So shoving an alien themed dildo up your arse and pushing gelantine eggs in it while fantasize about getting raped by an extraterrestrial being is percetly cool and everybody who does says that its not is lacking personality?

The more you learn...

He's right you know

>it is literally a mouth without teeth and gums.
Except in that one movie I've never watched but I think it's called teeth.
More to the point why haven't I watched a movie about a vag with teeth. Even if it's shit I need to see it and it came out like 6 years ago.

When you've seen as much porn as I have, you see the limits of what the vagina and ass can accommodate. In the end, it's all about depth.

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Which i have stated in this thread.

>well if you wanna test go ahead, put an icecube inside you and tell us how it goes

kek i love the internet

I did not say that, however the external anal sphincter is not a part of the pelvic floor.

sound's like you're projecting buddy

Will do.

You dont have thermal receptors inside your body. So long exposure with greater amounts of ice will cause frostbites or even lead to tissue death which will eventually kill you.
So, go right ahead

Have you ever shat ice? Have your mother ever gave birth to a snowman? Then you might be able to understand.

This is like saying strengthening my biceps wont make my shoulders stronger as well.

Have you?????

>implying an ice cube is the same
Are you even trying. An ice cube!