I'm in church, /b!

I'm in church, /b!
What do?

You're not in church. You're in a church. Go back during communion and we'll talk.

Be a good a Christian and pray for your tainted soul or do some whacky poses.

Take a shit on the counter.
I dare you.
I double dare you motherfucker.

Jerk off on the altar and say Jesus's name when youre done

Interrupt the pastor, by yelling 'Allahu Akbar!"

Take a shit on one of the seats

Erm.
What is Jesus's name??

play the organ with your dick

Calm down satan.

Reroll

mom's spaghetti

Aw das shit is naasty. Nice one OP

Jesus.

But a i'm nervous

>on the surface he looks calm and ready
>to drop bombs

put all your cash in the collection box and leave

>I'm in church, /b!
>What do?

Confess your faggotry

Found the pastor.
Fuck you you pedo.

Dubs has spoken, hallelujah

Pray Trump wins. Do it now.

Winrar

Now steal all the money from the collection box and run yelling "Allah demands this"