Things you'll never hear a feminist say

>Things you'll never hear a feminist say

"I'm not sexist but..."

Its so big.

"women should have less rights"

I really need to lose weight.

"No, that's alright, I want to pay."

"Hey husband"

I love myself

I'm not offended

"You don't need to apologize."

"Short hair is ugly on women"

Would you like another sandwich dear?

Men are also rape victims

Where's the toilet

I'm not a virgin

I should lose weight

the wage gap is a myth

Enjoy your day

im hanging out with my friends

All lives matter

Youre probably right.

>kek

"I can have any man I want"
Actually you might hear that from a feminist in the form of a lie

I think I heard a feminist say that once
I think she was with Milo

Thanks for opening the door

I wanna have sex with you, user.

Oh wait I thought that said anyone. My bad

The truth

Can't stump the Trump.

Gender studies is a pointless degree

Well, they would say that, but they would be lying

...

I am very happy today. Have you seen my screwdriver sweet cheeks

"Please"

"Thank you"

"It's not a big deal"

"I appreciate your help with this task"

"I don't take handouts"

There are only two genders

>no thanks, I've already had one burger and fries. I'll pass on seconds.

I want to earn what I want.

Woman also shit in the lavatory

Milo is love milo is life

Capitalism is the only way

>"I'm not sexist but..."

Things you'll never hear a feminist say
NOT
Things you'll hear every feminist say

I love my husband

KEK

Let's have sex tonight. I'm horny

I need a mans help

I need to get a job

I shouldn't have picked those gender studies courses

My husband cares about me

ITT: Life long losers who can't obtain women so they mock them. Sup Forums is the reason women are for Hillary.

kek

Whoops. Just farted

There are only 2 genders

"I'm a terrible driver."

"Let's have sex right away."

"Women don't make as good soldiers."

"They only like me for my intelligence."

"I'm on birth control."

"Go ahead, nut that slut"

I just wanted to get drunk and have sex. I wasn't raped.

Today I thought for myself for once!

Hillary is a slut

Men shouldn't be forced to pay child support if they didn't consent to having the child.

Mega fail troll trolls a thread and gets a mere 1/10

>being this upset

He's a very nice man. He wouldn't harm a sole.

Women are much quicker to resort to violence in any given situation. They are much more likely to use violence for more trivial things also. Female violence goes wholly unchecked, cradle to grave.

Single mothers who are living off benefits are a disgrace to humanity.

"ITT?"
Go back to redd it you faggot salami.

"The power establishment will sow the seeds of discord and reap a lower population. Third wave feminism is designed to keep people from procreating."

"I'm repulsive"

I had a great father

Men are not assholes and pigs. They are human beings who deserve a right to speak about the issues they experience, too. That's why we don't need feminism anymore.

Most women arent retarded though.

GET THE FUCK OFF THE BOARD YOU REDDIT FUCK!

That's right! I said FUCK, so you know I'm in deep.

Discrimination of men is also sexism.

You're right.

>obtain women
Look at you, mr white knight. Such a respectful and intelligent gentleman. Obviously not just a pussy whipped mindless betafag.

Men and boys are human beings with feelings and emotions. They deserve to be treated with equal respect and compassion. If you are an offended feminist, look up the definition of feminism, idiot.

Feminism is a mental illness.

Feminism is the belief that selective hatred and discrimination of whites and men based on their birth group is equality for everyone.

Niggers tongue my anus

"I am happy"

Feminism is cancer

"I have good relationship with my father"

Satan is truth.

"it's so much easier to change yourself than to blame others"

Witnessed

...

thank you satan, i am a big boy

"There are more impoverished white american's than black americans."

...

I laughed at all the posts till this, You just stupid nigga. Non-Klinefelter XXY, look it up.

underrated post

"Islam is a mysogynist ideology"

"women a physically inferior to men"

"there should be more women labor workers/street sweepers/garbage women etc"

"Where's my husband?"

Triggered?

feminist here who helps male rape victims get their live togheter you fucking idiot

Checked and kek'd

Well played, fag.

>not all men
>I love you
>I love you dad
>What can I make you tonight dear husband.
>I'm proud of you son
>Sorry for not giving you a father figure
>A woman's primary evolutionary roll is to reproduce and rear the children.

Rappers make millions of dollars they should give some money back to help improve the culture they exploited instead of expecting whites to do it

I'm gonna go shave

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Having a candidate's entire slogan be based on their gender, or voting for a candidate based on their gender is sexist.

White progeny has made billions of dollars they should give some money back to help improve the culture they helped create instead of expecting poor blacks to do it.

Pegging is gross!

whut about a halibut?