Eurofags, what's your opinion of Americans?

Eurofags, what's your opinion of Americans?

America is too countries, coast and inland.

Inland are rednecks, bible bashers, trump voters, etc.

Coasts are much like europeans, mix of sensible left and sensible right.

Checked

lol

Tell me how I'm wrong.

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There are plenty of redneck bible bashing trump voters in the coastal South and Alaska and plenty of sensible left/sensible right folks in the Upper Midwest

I would, but I'd rather not feed the obvious troll

Yeah, I know its a generalisation, but the difference is clear cut.

I can't think of any European country with 2 clear divides like that.

k bye

>bible bashing Trump voters
Well you just proved his point even more so you Hillary shill. I hope those shekels are worth it

Boulder, Colorado? Ann Arbor, Michigan?

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>believe weapons are a solution for complex sociol-economic problems

on tv everyone would asume all americans are stupid fat people but most of the people i have met have been friendly and far from what hollywood saysd you are. i like american people but the government sucks like ours in the uk

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you find this concept with elitist upper middle class high school kids who have never traveled

pretty much everyone the same just the differnet government make people shit

Cute face, I bet she gives wicked head.

What

>paranoid
>delusional
>uneducated
>ignorant
>overweight
>trailer dwellers
>religious fanatics
>don't understand what a government is and does
>want zero taxes and a well equipped military at the same time

As a Brit to the yanks. We giveth, we can taketh away, behave.

I thought you know your mom better

Not a Eurofag anymore, Englat here. I think America is alright, good weather, nice bit of forest areas and shit. It's just Americans, you guys are mostly faggots just like everywhere else.

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cool

this is actually pretty accurate lol

This. I knew a guy that said the same shit. Most people don't see the world, they see a model of it in their mind, and that model is usually whatever they were told it was, without any fact checking or verification.

The fact is that the idea is objectively false, but it's based on the logic that port towns have more free flow of people and information, which was true a thousand years ago, but hasn't been true in the last hundred years.

>Not a Eurofag anymore, Englat here.

Are you legally retarded? I really want to know.

>Not a eurofag anymore
Are u retarded

It seems like a silly place. Interesting and entertaining though.

Ouch man, I need some after sun for that sick burn you just gave me.

Americans:

>hate the government
>are on welfare

>buy guns to defend their lives
>can't afford healthcare to save their lives

>brag about being #1 at Olympics
>too fat to walk

>brag about best Universities
>can't afford to attend

>I can't think of any European country with 2 clear divides like that.

Taking continental Europe as a whole for comparable size and population; you have western, central, southern, Balkan, and Slavic.

I worked in airports for several years and the only people worse to deal with than americans were the chinese
even then, most of them were ok but there seems to be a pretty significant proportion of really obnoxious americans
some notable traits:
they think that anything which inconveniences them however slightly or however unavoidable, is the crime of the century and means that everyone involved should lose their jobs immediately
pursuant to this, quite a few of them seem to believe that by phoning the american embassy they can have anyone sacked purely on their say so. Ive actually stood there while people have tried that, more than once
they think that "Im american" will give them more leverage in any given situation, even that that it somehow exempts them from responsibility for their actions, that it means they cant be arrested for shoplifting, assault and smuggling, among other things
and the single most common fault - ignorance. even among international travellers, the degree of blank ignorance about the rest of the world is constantly surprising. for example, in 2010 or 2011 I encountered an american couple who were amazed that people in scotland had mobile phones

>pursuant to this, quite a few of them seem to believe that by phoning the american embassy they can have anyone sacked purely on their say so. Ive actually stood there while people have tried that, more than once

So how did those calls end? Please tell me.

>I encountered an american couple who were amazed that people in scotland had mobile phones

To be fair, Scotland's chief exports are bad weather and haggis.

and whisky.

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Tenessee makes better whiskey these days.

libcuck detected

>that it means they cant be arrested for shoplifting, assault and smuggling

Tell us about the stupid look on their faces when they got arrested.

People from the USA?

I work in a hotel. I see people from all around the world. People from the USA are the worst customers. And black people from the USA the worse by far. Then the Chinese and then people from India.

this

>redneck detected

When your parents move to Canada and get divorced are they still brother and sister?

well obviously I only hear one side of the conversation but it was pretty obvious that the embassy told them that private disagreements between a traveller and their airline or airport are not an embassy matter
people outside scotland eat haggis? I dont believe it. hardly any scots will eat it, its disgusting.
yeah, its particularly gratifying when they discover they are not immune from arrest. although they still seem to think its illegal/an act of war etc

>Then the Chinese and then people from India.

People from those countries are hardly above 1.60m tall. Not that difficult to put them in their place as a European.

worst kind of white people
the blackest white nation
delusial as fuck,laugh at euros while being swarmed with blacks and muslims

Chinese people have to be yelled at almost.

It's uncomfortable. Like a child not raised right.

I would have extended New York down into PA and NJ but close enough.

>people outside scotland eat haggis? I dont believe it. hardly any scots will eat it, its disgusting.

I just said it's a chief export. Like Australia shipping out all that vegemite nobody touches but you can always find in an international section of your grocery store.

But haggis could be sold to blacks if you renamed it chitlin hotdish. I know it's sheep bladder, but chitlins is equally disgusting.

>well obviously I only hear one side of the conversation but it was pretty obvious that the embassy told them that private disagreements between a traveller and their airline or airport are not an embassy matter

Of course, but do they look embarrassed when they realize that they just threatened you with something that doesn't actually work?

retarded fat rednecks with guns

The worst

embarassed, no, not really. more frustrated. the conviction that theyre in the right generally seems unshakable. they tend to think that it should have worked but people are being incompetent and not doing their jobs right.

Amerifat bump

Do yer jaaaab, I'mmerikan!

pretty much. these encounters often end with something like "this isnt over, Ill be talking to my lawyer when I get home". whether they ever actually do that or its just a way of not being seen to back down, idk.

Did you ever tell them to gtfo of Europe and never come back?

i have some american friends
they are awesome
if we had fucking 300 million people we would have a fucking metric ton of loud dumbasses ruining everything too

Religious, unfunny, arrogant, fake, can't take a joke.

Stupied over consuming indoctrinated selfish fat etc...

tempting but no. that would be unprofessional. I can understand how people having to deal with those situations get drawn into conflict mode but I always got a kind of perverse kick out of staying utterly calm and just watching them get angrier and more frustrated. it helps when you genuinely dont give a fuck about them, and when youve got someone being a total prick thats very easy. on the other hand when I had people who were genuinely distressed I would bend over backwards to help them, and that happens all the time, people who are going to miss family funerals, have lost something very valuable or important to them etc

*stupid (original poster)

kiwi here, recently did 3 months in the states. even did a road trip from florida to washington and back
its was ok, wouldnt mind staying in oregon, washington or colorado either.
bitches are easy too
california was the shittest place. and anywhere with black people

Great country, better than the majority of European countries and it's not a socialist hellhole

>these days.
You mean always? Bourbon, whiskey, and moonshine are tops from Tennessee.
Any of the others just taste watered down and shitty.

I do not like Massachusetts being called New York. We was minutemen 'nd shit

sometimes i think america is just a big media hoax and doesn't really exist because i can't believe how much you like get get chucked by your gov and still think your country is great

>that webm

Some chemicals mustve leaked into the Iowa water plant

i thought whales had to be in the ocean

youre an idiot user
if anything the midwest comes closest to western european standards

>too

for the most part americans are very decent people

actually its the fact that we are so much alike that makes us point out petty differences and pretend we are so different from eachother