Post stories of almost getting caught doing the do

post stories of almost getting caught doing the do.

>be me 22
>go to church with this girl, shes into that
>she is the church's secretary
>she prints ballots and such
>help her one saturday, in pastors office using his printer
>finishes early, we start fooling around.
>she proceeds to lock the door
>awwyeahhh.jpg
>things get busy
>could't get on the floor bc it smells like wet dog+dirty socks
>she suggests his desk
>aight
>go at it
>try missionary - pun intended -, doggy, cowgirl..
>sturdy desk ftw
>I start thinking it's been about 10min, not a single person is wondering where she is.
>spoke too soon, someone moves the door knob but then proceeds to knock (door appears closed)
>"anyone in here??"
>at that exact moment before the knock, I pull out, gets all over the desk and carpet.
>my girl replies "yes, fixing my dress don't come in!"
>person apologizes, hear footsteps in the distance
>girl gets scared, dresses back up and we get ready to leave.
>shes ready to go im still with my dick out
>finish cleaning the desk, move to carpet.
>Someone suddenly opens the door!
>shitshitshitshit
>the treasurer comes in to get an envelope from his bookcase.
>my girl plays it cool, chats with her
>the treasurer buys it, doesn't notice anything weird, then moves around the pastors desk and spots me
>my back facing her, im in criss-cross position under his desk pretending to fiddle with his PC cables
>dick is still hard/out
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>I mumble,"hey, im just fixing his PC it lost power when we were trying to print" with my back turned the entire time.
>she replies, "oh, be careful don't hit your head!"
>she leaves.
>immediately tuck my dick back in my pants
>scramble to get out of there.
>office smells like sex and ass, don't know how she didn't notice.
>go to the door and try to lock it, locking mechanism doesn't work, it was open the entire time.
>mfw almost got caught with my meat out and splooge all over the desk.
>since then, haven't had too many close calls.

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>10th grade
>GF's parents are super protective
>I can be at their house because they trust me
>They pick me up from my house all the time because they like having me over
>I'm not even allowed upstairs
>They try to keep a parent or sibling in the room at all times
>Literally every second we are alone together in her living room is a fuckfest
>Take all of her virginities on family couch
I could be here all day remembering specific stories. This happened several dozen times before I could drive,

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not my girl but here you go.

>be me age 13
>walking home from middle school
>really really need to pee.
>"sorry, customers only" for every place.
>finally see a catholic church.
>thank god they're open
>nobody's inside the building
>go to bathroom
>........nobody's...inside the building....
>decide to have a quick fap attack
>rub one out
>open door
>priest right in front of stall, listening to me sin
>he just stares at me
>i stare at him
>he asks if i want to confess what i just did
>just run

not even catholic

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>At gf's house
>her mom is in her room
>Grandmother in her room
>Gf and I are in the living room
>cuddling on the couch while watching tv
>start making out
>Get on my knees, lift her skirt, and move her panties aside
>Start eating her out
>Hear the kitchen door open
>no door between kitchen and living room
>immediately move out of the line of sight
>It's her great aunt stopping by to grab something
>Exchange pleasantries
>She leaves
>start trying to think of cover stories
>Grandmother takes several medications
>Pill bottles everywhere
>"Femanon come here for a minute please?"
>Claim we knocked some under the couch and I was trying to find them.
>mfw I get a text from her aunt apologizing for jumping to conclusions

>this carpet
kill it with fire

>wanna confess?
Kek

Way to kill the mood

>be me 16 virgin
>girlfriend really wants the D
>we're outside her house, her parents are gone, we're waiting for someone to get home so we can get inside
>she's flirting heavy, and finally sits on the hood of my car, pulls up her skirt, shows her pussy and says "fuck me user"
>fuck yes.
>drop pants
>line up dick
>moment of losing virginity, MY DAD DRIVES AROUND THE CORNER
>WTF
>pants up fast, he obviously saw everything.
>Father has this WTF look on his face, does a uturn, leaves without saying anything.
>girlfriend is just like "wtf just happened, why'd you pull out and get dressed at lightning speed?"
>explain dad follows me around
>get dumped for having weird AF parents

one can not post, what one does not have.

i'd finger her while the whole family would watch a movie in her living room. we were under the blanket
never got caught.

close call indeed. thats some pro shit right there.

That is an excellent lie

>13
>Catholic Church
>Masturbating
>Priest catches you
You're lucky all he did was ask you to confess buddy

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I did a whole lot more than finger her under a blanket.
She managed repeatedly to "sleep" under a blanket on me while actually sucking me off. Once I managed to get away with fucking her tits under a blanket with her grandmother and aunt on the same couch. Fingering was usually done at school during lunch. Never got caught once.

oh i just remembered another one

>be me 21 trap
>get sent to psych ward for calling a doctor a stupid fuck and trying to fight him
>get a private room because men will molest me and women dont like da trans
>....see this cute little feminine twink boy
>oh shit he's hot
>get brilliant plan
>search room as best i can for security cameras...dont see any.
>every hour on the hour they check to see if eveyone is okay and still breathing, so i have one hour.
>tell him to wait until everyone's distracted, then sneak into my room...he says okay.
>go to this big redneck meth smoking woman, and tell her "Man, this is such bullshit. They say we don't get a cigarette break today because Mark won't take his meds"
>she flips the fuck out and starts YELLING at Mark
>all of the nurses run to the TV room to break up the fight
>pull the cute little twink into my room
>he's all nervous cuz its his first time "s-..so what do you want to do user? you have a nice room..."
>do the 'come here' motion with my finger
>he comes really close...kiss him
>fuck he just melts in my arms, says he's only ever been with women before and this is really confusing for him... says it in this tone like he's really turned on and helpless and confused.
>after saying that he kisses me again
>rail that cute femboy ass :3
>he says he should go back in his room before he gets in trouble...
>leaves my room. ha got away fucking scot free
>10 minutes later this nurse walks in, and she goes "...you know, there's cameras right at the entrance to your door right? ....if someone else caught you, we'd have to move one of you to a new building"
>spend the next 3 days making out at every opportunity, got caught again and got another warning but no punishment

weren't you able to go outside or other places to get your feels?