Ask someone who is 5'7 and 400lbs anything

Ask someone who is 5'7 and 400lbs anything

What did you think of Star Trek Beyond? I thought it was incredibly entertaining, well-paced, had everything I actually love about ST. The villain was underwritten, but Stay Trek movies tend to do that anyway so I'm not complaining.

It was probably a 9/10 in my book. Definitely one of the better movies in the past 16 years. I saw it in the theater by myself and had a large popcorn, large diet soda, some pizza and french fries.

FeelsGoodMan. I'm gonna watch it later today, so excited

Did you watch the movie or just eat?

how long have you been a compulsive liar?

Do you have da beetus?

Do you think the documentary Super Size Me is a religious movie?

nope

I don't think so but I love McDonald's.

Did your parents give you alot of fatty food when you were a child?

Bitchtits + timestamp or gtfo

Kek

Yes

What do you typically eat in a day? What is your diet?

When was the last time you had your blood glucose tested?

Francis, is that you?

Why do you choose to be 400 pounds and not lose any weight.

>assuming right away that short and fat guy saw star trek

KEK Did anybody catch this but me?

seriously don't you feel like complete shit 24/7? i'm 6'2" and i'll fluctuate up to 210 sometimes and i just feel crappy constantly. then i lose it for a while and feel so much better. i always wonder if people that are as heavy as you must feel physically horrible all there time. even simple shit like tying your shoes must feel bad.

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>Breakfast

Leftover pizza usually double cheese/bacon/pepperoni
4 egg omelette with lots of cheese and bacon/mushrooms
2 slices of toast with melted cheese
Some fried potatoes

Lunch

Usually a bacon cheese burger with fries/onion rings, macaroni and cheese with sriracha and ranch sauce, stuff like that. I really love chili too, with garlic bread.

>Snack time

Pack of hot pockets, some marshmellows, cheese whiz sandwich with hot sauce and salami

>Dinner

This is usually when I go all out. I will order a large double cheese, pepperoni, bacon pizza maybe 5-6 times a week. Then I will have some fried chicken, mashed potatoes, garlic bread and a pasta course usually lasagna or spaghetti with meat sauce and melted cheese on top

>Dessert

Candy bars, cheesecake. I really like candied fruit dipped in chocolate.


>Snack before bedtime

Usually a small frozen meal of some kind, typically a burrito or a large bag of chips.

I do but I've tried to lose weight and can't. I think it's my genetics or I have a medical conditoon

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do you have a hard time fitting into the theater seat?

What country are you from?

I think you might be a liar

haha why dont you vape faggot? get the fuck off Sup Forums this is black mana territory now, all you white faggots being racist
>im sorry Lord

It's called an addiction bro not genetics.
I am a Heroin and crack addict "clean for almost 3 months" And i accept that i am a junkie POS.
Just working on getting better.
U should do the same.

Check em

Fuck you.

I swear why dont we just kill these people
they obviously cant work, cant walk, cant contribute to society, yet they manage to breed and ruin the genepool even further
we could at least chop them into pork and eat them

About some things yeah but not my weight

USA bro

dude you obviously need medical treatment to lose it. see a doctor

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It's not a choice it's genetics

Ok then genetics are why i am a junkie.
It's not my fault my father and mother were both drug addicts.
See what im saying bro use some will power.
even though i hate my fucking self and want to kill myself fucking every day. i know that someday i may break out of it and be a usefull member of society.

give me a list of what you eat in a day.

I'm with you. my insurance would be significantly less if these people weren't aloud to exist.

you didn't even try to skim the thread did you?

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here's a tip on how you to start losing weight, stop eating so much you fat fuck!

but seriously though drop your carb intake, substitute for healthier options, smaller portions and drink only water.

why havent you killed youself?
How can you just be fine with makign us pay to keep you overworking heart beating? Stop.


how can you bait so hard and get so many replies

How long can you walk before you're out of breath?

cut the cheese

> when people you know need their insurance you scream loudly that they aren't getting enough care/compensation

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sauce, cant remember her name

just eat breakfast bro, then stop.

post a nude picture of yourself

What are you a fucking hobbit? Do you have secondies. Fuck you make me sick with your lack of self control.

40 kekski to this brofamX,D op keep hope im in rehab and its the same shit im substituteing meth for food but bro..moderation is everything cold Turkish you will die.keep hope,find a higher power

I have self control

a few minutes

Water doesn't taste like anything though I mostly drink beer, mountain dew and cold canned soup.

serious question
how do you wipe your ass

Do you wear a mumu?

Honest answer please. If you were to theoretically say able to watch cp(11 yo-16 yo) legally would you fap to it?

Serious answer: not very well.

not op.

Underrated
>Kek'd

have you ever gone to the theater and the doublewide seat was already taken?

I just found someone who makes me more sick than op. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Why?

No

it tastes like weight loss, you could probably start to drop some weight if you made that one change to your diet.

I use a rag on a stick,, duh

K E K

thats so disgusting

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

how old are you?

lucky number 24 lol!

Abella danger I think

Have you ever had sex?

Yes, 1 girl consensual when I was 15 and then tons of prostitutes. I have a lot of money so normally I pay $2000-$5000 to a high class escort for the night

What do you do for money?

this made me hungry.

i am jealous of your ability to not give a fuck. are you muscle or fat?

How long do you expect to live before a heart attack?

Dont be, if the guy is real, he'll be dead soon. Fat fuck.
>captcha, select all food
Kek

Have you ever considered exercise/diet or do you just not care/

Yeah, can't possibly be from eating in excess, purely genetics.

diet soda was a wise choice
I just kek'd and threw up a little

lmao, earlybloomer by a couple years then beta faggot for the rest of your life

what i was gonna say, seriously just OP's breakfast is more than I eat for the entire day most days

>it's genetics

Stfu please. You sound so stupid.

also curious

>inb4 work from home on the computer

Parents died and I inherited money

What you describe is probably a 200$ a day food habit, from where do you get all the money to maintain a diet like this?

I am fat but I am alpha because I am rich and I don't do what others want I do what I want and don;t live up to the standards of others.

Not sure you know what alpha means. In nature, alpha males are the leaders of the pack and are looked to to provide for the safety and well-being of others.

How did you even manage to eat all that and avoid a heart attack?

Can you breathe normally or are your airways obstructed?

how do stairs work for you?

I can do that

overtime

Do you though?

Also, your parents money isn't permanent and it doesn't solve all problems.

Good on you for living life the way you want though.