Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
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>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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FIRST
I can see your underwear.
another bump
I DID IT
WOOHOO
and i forgot to sign
-meowbot
Hello senpai, how are you? Didn't got the chance to ask back there.
It's a brand-new thread!
Still rolling for Remi tarot.
...
Check em
-Sweet Roll
They're just bloomers, so it's fine.
I've bought myself some time to wriggle out of my financial difficulties, so I guess I'm doing alright.
I've been playing Stardew Valley again the last couple of days. It's so comfy!
Depressed no girl will ever like me
Your friendly neighborhood Blood God has arrived
I kind of want to kiss Reimu on the tummy.. Doushio ?
Why do you think no girl will ever like you?
Ever thought of doing commissions? You can cash some extra money for a quick sketch.
I would pay for some cute art during our ice cream dates, haha.
>mfw 6 beers a day for almost 2 year straight.
Fuuuuck, they weren't lying when they said it was hard. I didn't believe them...
Because of my small penis.
Uh? Why's that, user?
Bloomers are not ok.
BUD FOR THE BUD GOD
She'll probably let you, watch this
HAY RAYMOO CAN TOUCH TUMMIEZ?
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And now I have to go! Bye imoutos!
Bye~
-Azazel
Oh, really? I've thought about it before, but I never feel like I'm good enough. At least at drawing the kinds of things people want, like anime fanart and stuff like that. I'm okay at it, but I always just feel "okay" no matter how I improve.
S-sou desu...
I'm on vacation and there's some hot sisters staying at my Resort. How should I make a move?
But ya boy, some girls would be into that shit, femdom, SPH time stuff mate.
You're right, they're more than OK, they're fantastic.
OK, where's the fucking off switch on you, is it your armpits? I don't see the Bohr model hydrogen atom, how do I shut you down you're being autistic again
Bye Vert! You still are the best goddess.... pffft, after me that is.
I really don't remember but it might be because I'm missing an eye I try to hide it with my hair
I'm ok with some alcohol but I prefer blood
-Azazel
I could go for yours instead !
>Lifts your shirt and kisses your tummy
boo~
How small is it?
They cover a lot!
Goodbye, onee-chan. Sorry we didn't get to talk more!
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Well of course you should. Probably on just one of them, though.
>*squirms and giggles*
Teehee!
Hey there.hope you are well. Me personally am unable to sleep and it is making me crazy... ,
*Reimu i need your help and i need it fast! I had trips in your previous thread and i want to gift them to but i don't know how to do it.*
^^
Ha, granny panties.
Of course I'm targeting one, but I need tips on the intro
>looks at the option with the most votes
Hmm, how many nights of rest does that get you? All the inns I've stopped by have some retarded currency that's literally called "Gold" but JRPG's are great, I love it.
More than the fan art itself what people looks for its for personalized artsy stuff, so if you can catch what exactly someone want and deliver it, you will be good at it.
Also, you dont lose anything by having it as a side proyect while you focus on other stuff.
WEED YOU FOOL
Ye sure no problem
You made another poll I do not approve of. You must now commit Suwako.
Blue man is right, but Parsec is biased because she wears bike shorts
There's alot of nepping going on here. How long have I been gone?
>Licks a small circle around your bellybutton and gives your tummy a quick kiss
t-thank you
Sonya!
You are not me kek
Na don't like weed, I like blood
-Azazel
no no no he needs to commit honorabru mitsubishi
too long
Have you tried melatonin?
What about shutting off all your electronics with screens at least an hour or two before bed? Your night time activities should be mostly quiet, sort of boring things that won't stimulate you too much, and screen light signals your eyes and brain to wake up almost like sunlight does. Try reading a book or something like that!
Looks like 5 days. I think.
I believe there are some fetishists willing to pay a lot to lick an eye socket, pretty interesting, isn't it?
By doing the ultimate question of course, this is granted to make moist every girl in one mile radio, first you say, "Hey" and then follow up with... "Do you like... memes?".
Guarenteed this will get you laid.
Any reason in particular might be disturbing your sleep?
Hi, Sonya-chan.
Huh that's pretty good.
>hey let's not Muk about, I wanna get into some Mankey business with ya
Proof he is not me
Is it because your precious fuckin' armpits weren't in it, and you'll die if they don't receive attention?
Checked, I say this post is cute.
>>Licks a small circle around your bellybutton and gives your tummy a quick kiss
Heh, more like 'draws a small circle around your forehead' am i right
The stress of this trip sure is making depression hit hard, I hope it dissipates after it
So how is everyone doing?
-Sweet Roll
Ive been with a girl for 9 years now. I dont know if I should stick with her because we are mostly compadible and comfortable in the relationship or should I take a risk and find something new with more passion.
Its kinda comming down to do i wife and kids her or try to find something better.
You're a good lil rascal, and you're adorable, don't let anyone tell you different.
Oh okay. Well, what's your answer then? Why do you think no girl will ever like you?
Best assassin +1
Motherfucking bicycle shorts +1
YES
Empty reply indicating I read your message
>Honorabru mitsubishi.
I'm going to sue you, Chief, i want my sides back.
Why not making your current relationship more passionate? Stick with her, user, if she has been with you for 9 years, she is very loyal, and those ones are a keeper.
Hikari!
Sounds like you missed me
Sounds about right. You efg now?
Aloha
The trips add to the cuteness
You're starting to grow on me
- I'm missing an eye
- I visit rekt threads alot and get called a psychopath
People prejudge me alot
and the girls in my college don't like "nerds!
Fine, then I'll write a poem for you.
If you don't appreciate it, your parents will call you up just to tell you that they're dissapointed in you, because my poems are good fuck you.
Thanks Blue
You are the best member of Watchmen
-Sweet Roll
I missed you more than Chief did!
Nah, just picked one of many.
yes because we need to do drunk fortress again
i can believe it
*Can i prove i had trips with this screenshot i took? If so, i want to give them to *
Hey OP, my name is Tim, what's my future hold?
So what? I help people and i get called sociopath~
Don't let people get under your skin, user.
And besides, the girls in your college aren't the only girls that exist, you know, user?
Kill Me Baby was amazing. It was like an anime Beavis and Butthead.
Nah it's cool, how bout you get some new bluefag pics instead? Spice up your posting or whatever.
Well, the passion can fade in any relationship, and it can be rekindled too. If you don't think you can be happy with what you have, move on... but if you think it's worth working for, work to make it better.
It's a choice only you can make, unfortunately. Just know that the goal of most serious relationships is to find someone to build a life with, someone compatible who'll be there for you no matter what.
Yes but they're the only girls I can approach with a reason in school it's easy to talk to people but if I went to a public area I wouldn't know how to start a conversation
>Tim ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "30".
apparently bad luck with money
pls no reimu doesnt pay me so i cant pay for it
Unfortunately sometimes I dont find her that sexually attractive sometimes. And I always have to be careful not to hurt her during normal sex, and she cant keep up with me. It's hard sometimes, but it would be cool to be as sexual as I am.
I know that feel, mate
-Sweet Roll
>apparently bad luck with money
that's wrung true so far ;_;
any good news?
O Seija
O Seija
Wish I were
Beside 'ya
When I saw you, I thought
That beauty is not
Like anything my old soul has seen
It tears me apart
It does break my heart
That you're such a damn fag and I can't
Be with you for life
Through joy and through strife
But your armpits, they smell
Worse than the depths of hell
And frankly, I think that you're crazy
You sport some cute horns
You like lezbo porns
But as a cat, you're nothing but lazy
So please, do not cry
The same, I shall try
For together we simply can't be
With a pet of your tail
With a scratch of your ears
I look in your eyes, see my dreams and my fears
We must say goodbye
I think you know why
Seija, it's because you're an autist.
Oh, i forgot about my GETs before, hmm. Could i get some fortune telling? Maybe something about more kissers or something else in our 2nd date? :)
Read
The plus side is she is very easy to live with pleanty of space, no to low pressure, we have things in common. I just dont want to commit and feel like I missed out
I missed you more than everyone! ...no offense to everyone
Checked. You and your shapeshifting ways
Hell yes. Drunk fortress 2 is always fun. Might have to be either very soon or in afew weeks, cuz im traveling for work
Agreed. The humor is fantastic. It does remind me alot of some cartoons
The right girl for you is out there somewhere among the 3.5 billion. No amount of difficulties will make it impossible for you to find someone, even if it takes a long time. The trick is to be patient and never give up, while working to be a person who can be happy all on his own. Happy, confident and well-balanced people who have interesting things going on in life, regardless of a relationship, are the ones who attract others naturally.
Sure, sure. Is Remilia even here though? How do I give a reading to someone who's not here?
Glad I'm not the only one
CHECK EM
*Cough cough (dating websites) cough*
I mean, pleople who have some troubles engaging in converstions on public (who even does that anymore, right?) use them, and tend to be less prejudicial. Why not giving it a try?
>Be careful not to hurt her.
Wew user... anyway, yeah, that could be an issue but remember, 9 years... 9. That's a helluva lot of time, and, there are others way to get sexual pleasure as well, you know?
i would ask the cards but i dont have a deck, gonna have to ask reimu about that
I am alot better at talking online
The reason I didn't have very many pics is because I didn't use fanart pics, only images from the actual comic book and movie.
But, I see what you're getting at. I hope you like the poem you autist
You can have some blood
-Azazel
Remi disappeared, and I just wanted a tarot to see how they might do in their future..or if they might come around again. Even just one card, maybe.
Thanks again, I owe you.
help me out nigga
Gotta keep it fresh. And #trigger some people's autism.
I would like a reading, please
Just to have at least an estimate of how next week will play out
-Sweet Roll
*Actually she is not here at the moment, i think you'll have to do it based on what Hikari will tell you.*
hey OP my name is Rob what is in it for me for the future?
Are you talking to me?
See? Keep in mind, if you happen to follow my advise and getting tinder or something, remember to be honest, lies are really pointless anyway. (The eye thing.)
What's wrong, my negro?
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