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im here
im first
get used to it

fuk cara

took this quiz

do I not belong here?

jackanackanory

indians and chinese out

tights?

pondering an ol' 'cide

Got £20 & free delivery off a £60 ocado order lads what should i get

1 gbp for 1 usd

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nth for craven

morning lads

Super or Mega

want to buy a drum kit on amazon. i already have a guitar and a midi keyboard. if i got a bass guitar and become able to sing i'll be a one man band haha

how do i stop myself from going on insane 2 day cocaine fueled benders with no sleep every weekend? it's costing me a lot of money and i've got to get arrested eventually with some of the idiotic shit i've been up to

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no

FOY

Stop buying cocaine
Worked for me haha
I'm currently 9 days clean

>hear footsteps behind you
>a man in a ski mask smashes you in the face with a baseball bat
>you wake up and see this is.Sup Forums.org/wsg/1482289648835.webm

what do you do?

just stop doing cocaine

dude just smoke weed its good

>Left uni
>Couldn't get a job for seven months, emailed my CV around, asked to intern for free, all sorts, nobody would even take me on
>Managed to get a job at a big name company for a year with a relatively okay title
>Got made redundant so started looking for a new job
>Invited to four out of five interviews for jobs I've applied for since

I honestly thought the 'getting the first job is the hardest' thing was a meme

do speed instead

it lasts longer and is cheaper

What's yanky about that

finished the rough design of my guillotine lads

it's all on paper right now but I'm hoping to make a model in solid works. I based the design on the historical one but using diy materials you can get from b&q.

is this hardcore henry

ask her to touch my willy

Haha this is what I did and my life went to shit when everything caught up with me.

Good luck lmao

buy enough to get fucked for a night and thats it

easier said than done when you run out and every cell in your body is telling you to ring your guy for more

I'VE GOT A BLACK SKI MASK BUT I DON'T SKI

This girl is absolutely gagging for a smash. Should I?

yes

Uni is a completely different setting to the workplace. Education does NOT prepare you for the real world. How many times in your former job did you have to spend months memorising random information?

nah

take out my small willy and wait for ridicule

benis in anus

no
youtube.com/watch?v=CW5oGRx9CLM

hmm

That's a male baby

the gf splitting up with me
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ah yes carolyn petit

Yanks love those stupid "memes"

it's hard if you don't have a degree and don't want to do something completely shit

since a lot more people have degrees nowadays it's sort of made it necessary for people to get a degree

what a waste of a cool video

petit in name only

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literally fucking crying

i try but it's SO tempting. at least i never do it during the week that's a plus right?

>the weekend
shall definitely not be watching this nigger video

feel like you're not qualified as a real person until you've had relationships and sex lads

maybe

Alternative theory: since everyone has a degree now, you don't actually need a degree

trilogy is great stuff m8

I never noticed them kissing at the start

Not at all, I barely used anything I learnt at uni, but it took me like a month to get up to speed with my job and after that it was fine.

Why nobody would give me a chance seems ridiculous.

Turns out I'm not actually British

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ah yes

modern britain

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Need a paki gf

I can go three days of no masturbation before my willy tingles at almost anything

My lover's got no money, he's got his trampoline

>he throws the cigarette away
>his mate picks it up and keeps smoking it
howling

>girl

how bad are your comedowns

old school man heard jacks got a box

it's magic mushroom season but i haven't been able to find any because it hasn't rained enough

Costs money to train the new blood lad

is this scotland or just northern english?

shit without valium to knock me out. with valium or xanax i sleep for ages and wake up groggy but ok

northern england. I think maybe lancashire but i can't be certain

>gf hasn't spoken to me for 5 days now

slightly disconcerting lads

>YOU CUM ON SCARLETT SAGE'S CUTE LITTLE HAND

I'm I the only one who thinks that British people look like Eastern Europeans??

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millennial woes got doxxed and some scottish newspaper is putting him on the front page haha

>NEET logic

i hear its become more and more common for "straight" guys in britain to kiss their friends. something like its because they're emulating football players who kiss after matches, and like 60% of young boys do it

but user the powers that be said you're not allowed to possess that particular mushroom. you should only be allowed government sanctioned states of consciousness

bit gay

preston or somewhere in that area if I had to guess

it's like the ancient romans lad

>but user the powers that be said you're not allowed to possess that particular mushroom. you should only be allowed government sanctioned states of consciousness

fuck the police

Why go for preston?
sheffield is a shithole too you know

sorry mate we'll be done in a bit haha ta xx

You can't learn Japanese.

Lad at work resigned today cos he was told the only reason he had the job was because of ethnic quotas. lel

something really fucking pisses me off about american's view of brits as being twee runts who speak like a sherlock episode and drink lots of tea
pisses me off even more when brits think that that's what being british is

preston is a massive shithole

want to have crazed fangirls like this who put my memorabilia in their vaginas
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since everyone has a degree now, you need at least a masters just to avoid your CV being instabinned. best off getting a PhD.

haven't seen that image in forever

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Recognise.

>preston

lol no. wrong accent

pumped out a wank but felt very little if any enjoyment

starting to worry there might be something wrong, the only time i've had issues like this before for longer than two weeks was when i was on antidepressants

This disturbing meme has got to be one of the most horrid things I have ever seen. How many phobic traits can one person have?

preston doesn't have any distinct accent