While peeing i felt a itchy in my leg

while peeing i felt a itchy in my leg.
i didn't use mo other leg to scratch it because i would lose control, fall down and pee on myself.
instead i wait till i am done.

today i was a smart man Sup Forums.
picture included.

I sit down to pee
I can scratch all I want

this am a good thread

what i prevent.

witnessed

.

nope
this thread is over
I am done
bye

What the fuck did I just stumble into??

check'd

oh

preventing that gave you sexts

Excellent Thread

verified

CHEEECKED

jesus christ

kek

fucking... checked i guess.

dubs?

...

if dubs this is now get thread

checked. also, that's a lot of piss.

retard

glorious retard

op here
it's the lighting that make it look a lot.

ZOOMED WORDS

smart man indeed
crisis averted i'd say

I laughed out loud
Then a minute later
I laughed out loud again.
chek'd

Holy fucking check again

I don't even know how to call this magnificent event.... quints plus one? Sixts?
Also checked and witnessed

It's okay everyone gets 111111 every once in a while

and you blast your balls and ass with urine that ricochets off the bowl you nigger
>inb4 "i have poor bladder muscles because im a beta"

Whose cock is on their hip
What a fucking weirdo

Check my dubs