Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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mandatory smoking pic claim
i'm driven everywhere because i don't like the idea of owning something i have to pay the government to use.
i may seem cocky now but that's due to my lack of sleep, emotional furiosity, and my use of alcoholic beverages. for that i am sorry.
everyone here knows me as cc, im one of the original members and i took a long break recently.
my flash drive is broke so i'm stuck using smoking pics until i either fix it or re-collect my inventory of images.
may i ask what genre of music your fond of?
mother fucker found out i cant choose where my tour is this year so mother fucker wants to punch some shit.
mother fucker referring to me.
mother fucker is now drinking alone since i don't wanna see anyone in person which means i cant call my dealer.
i have no idea. maybe because i tend to stick to those who want my attention more than the attention i want.
i also i have no idea how to start a conversation without asking a question or being angry
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Oh well just drop me that battletag and I'll add you
>Renge
The one I've already linked twice
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I made it and it took quite some time and effort
I'll be off after this thread
WUZ GUD NIGGA?
Kinpantsu!
>still worse than Lucina
Best fox is here, by the way
still here
Thanks for the recommendations, I do like survival game stuff. And yes I really liked yuno as a character, I see why she's so popular
You just got here. Kinda.
Claiming
If it weren't for the team balancing your dog-tags would of been mine.
It's possible, just lean into the turns, like ground level leaning. Play some Eurobeat to give yourself a boost too.
Oh you'll find out sooner or later :^)
The usual.
It's working already.. ugh.. i can't help it..!
You're doing it on purpose..! stop saying you're riding Maki already..
whats your waifu's name fam i always forget what to call you.
Claimed.
Good choice!
Sides?
Ah, there you go!
I missed work just to play games. Jaja
Stella's mine
how is everyone doing?
Iowa claimed
Yea the bismarck is a pretty cool ship. but nothing beats a good ol american one.
You should! He's got alot of good content! I recommend watching his gungeon and isaac series of course. I take it you're doing your normal night routine?
>make sure to have a real comeback
Really? There gotta be alot of games out there that you'd enjoy! If you're bad at a game you can always improve man
Who needs willpower when you have the ability to rip and tear? I guess the impulsiveness makes up for her ungodly strength lol. I might actually give this shit a try
I'm the same way, I don't generally start conversation most of the time unless it's someone I know. Again, nothing personal. Anyway, what was the tour for?
Just got home from roaming the city doing Pokemon Go stuff with friends. Hatched a few eggs (nothing but fucking Paras..)
>still don't give a shit
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I think you do
sounds worthwhile
all good it was fun trying to hunt each other down I recommend we try to do that shit again. I thought it was way more fun then actually playing the game. sifting through 20 different targets trying to stick it to your squad mates is the way to go.
Didn't get any
Pretty full from pepperoni pizza
Ayy thats whats up!
>(nothing but fucking Paras..)
Sour. I didnt get anything good either from my eggs
>nothing beats a good ol american one
Your god damn right
>moka
Probably the best hatch for me was a Lapras
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>Lapras
HOW IN THE FUCK??!?
Oh shit i ate a one x-large pineapple ham chicken pizza too.
I just got a porygon ^;^
Nice
nice
10k eggs are a hell of a drug. I have 3 I need to hatch.
It was pretty good, I would send screenshots but I will do that some other day, it;s 1130 CP as of now.
If it makes you feel any better I got Jinx
My friend caught one, too.
I hatched a high 800 snorlax the other day
Snorlax is my favorite
>pineapple
>pizza
How you gonna fuck up a pizza that bad
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I have 4 of them.. I kept haching 2/5 eggs
Jesus fuck, HOW are you guys getting such high cp?
You know there's only one person I'd let do that anyways.
Issac is a must. Gungeon seemed a bit like Issac as well so I'm sure those two series are pretty neat. You know it man, best way to spend it.
>It worked, once.
Agreed man. In most multi games we usually fuck around more than anything, been playing BF so long we had to find new ways for entertainment, if we do I'll let ya know.
heh, at-least i'm not alone in this aspect of life
i'm a tattoo artist and i usually go on tour once a year for 2-3 months. most places want me there as it costs them nothing and adds to their publicity.
so once a year i choose places i want to go and my manager sorts it all out for me.
this year i wanted to go some places to meet some of you guys but my manager added me to a group tour so i'm stuck on their time table.
which means i have to wake up the same time as them, go where they go, and try to earn more than them.
ITS PISSING ME OFF.
and i'm in a low mood today cuz my sister reminded me its my first cats birth day, the one who died 5 years ago.
so here i am in the front room with 4 empty lighters, 3 empty bottles of baccardi and a half full bottle which i have already started at.
complaining online about problems i have never had to deal with so i never learned how.
pointless isn't it.
though i guess i do this to feel a sense of control in my own life.
idk i'm rambling now
Hey Stella
The new banter vid is out. you're not in it though. Next one probably
Who's that..?
>Do I have to kill them?
Hey, Pokemon Go.....fuck yourself
I was level 10 when it hatched, a high 740, went to level 12, raised it a bunch
Nice dubs. Also, I was wrong about her unarmed damage. Unarmed strikes deal 1d5-3+SB. Since her SB is 3, it ends up just being a d5. Presuming an average human target, unarmored, has 2 points of damage resistance, she actually can't do what I thought she can. She deals at most 3 damage in the end. So... Well, she actually CAN still kill a man with 3-4 strikes to the chest if she's lucky. Holy shit. Can you imagine a kick in the nuts from her?
Hahaha wow user youre so funny and original
Oh good.. reached level 10 today
I know, I try
Im level 13
I want to raise higher but i dont have enough balls to continue farming pidgey
You know about the eevee name trick right
Good, good. You're getting lucky eggs soon
If you live near your downtown area, there;s bound to be at least thirty PokeStops
Maybe so there is, just lost connection with the gaming world. Happy to be back to it! Improving is the only way!
I'm going to play and lurk now. Talk to you soon.
In a way it was. Just feels a little weird is all.
Now I'm going to play and lurk now. Take care Tomo.
Oh, still sounds aweso.w to have eaten that! I would continue this convo, but I got to start playing again. I'll lurk now, stay wonderful comrade.
You dont have a pokestop near by to chill?
Yeah I evolved one on my old account before making a new one for bros
Actually have one, saving it for later
Have fun
have fun
Level 18 master race reporting in.
What did you do yesterday/today?
Um, where do you live?
Survival game stuff is some of my favorite!
Love the light hearted-ness in almost every single one.
sandwich#11599
Goodness boy
Pokemon go, hached shitty pokemons
Can you link it?
>not level 30 master race
kys
jk
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
theres 5
5 exactly
But there are 2 gyms
Nope i gotta drive a little ways to get to one
I actually dot walk to play i just let the car go about 10mph to hatch eggs and find pokemans
I started a week late
BFE
That scooter sucked. 45 on the freeway at max throttle. Wobbly as fuck too.
I'd rather call out than have to deal with that again.
Well I'm not riding Maki right now! But once she's fixed up, I will be again! I'll ride her everyday!
>Driving to hatch
Fucking casual
Why would I give a shit about some shit tier Fire Emblem character?
I did find a few Bulbasaur as well, not too bad overall. Last day of my internship was today as well.
Dang dude, that really does suck. I wish I could offer some advice..is there no way to sort it out with the manager to switch times?
They're pretty good series. Gungeon is a little more enjoyable to me tho.
>make it work more man
Still though she can just fucking throw a punch and it puts people on death's door lol. bud if she kicked you there your balls would explode.
You've been a bit busy so I wouldn't doubt it. Hope ya get back into the swing of things! later man.
You'll always be second best to me.
Yui
I'm still here user senpai
Please recommend away. Bonus points for a romance comedy that won't pissed me off. But please recommend some of your favorites
The bulba that showed up for me ran away..
>intership
I have no idea what that means so Imma nod my head and say yes... *nods head* yes
I've tried switching times but unless i fall ill and am unable to make the flight i have to go and do this.
enough about me, hows it at your end?
(i forgot to post song last time, please accept 2 songs in hopes of your forgiveness )
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>walking like some kind of peasant
Who do you think i am? A member of the lower class. Think again pleb
Bitch you finger yourself to me
Probably because you like a character from a shit tier anime
Roll for stella lewds
>I'm a fatass that can't walk not even a km
Yozora claimed
Sup y'all?
lol i only play pokemon go when i go somewhere so it's not like the main thing i do when i go outside. i'm level 13
what does bfe mean
Hey if you have battle net add me!
OK IM READY
Working!! is a really good one
yuyushiki, stella jogakuin (c3-bu), strike witches
>Yozora
>Angry fox noise
Exactly lol!
I was working with my county's IT department for the summer. I needed to do this because it was required for my major in college. I'm majoring in computer science.
Dang, I wish you luck though. I'm fine, kinda tired but I just drank some soda so I may be up for a while lol. I take it you like SOAD?
Hows it goin?
I pull out my pokemon during my daily walks
Anyone want to challenge for best waifu?
Ain't nobody surpassing my girl Yui
Most people in my city are level 20+ due to students having no life or classes.
Hello faggots.
MANDATORY claim.
Sleep Well Akiko.
Thanks.
Also i don't think i won't get into your vids 'cos my jokes suck dick lol
Allright. your best pokemon atm?
Thats the thing i could
But why should i when i can have peasants like you carry me
Howdy shipmate
Bum fuck egypt
Means middle of fucking nowhere
Pleb
thanks man
you're lucky you're tired man.
i got insomnia, i tend not to sleep most nights, and when i do its about 5am is i get there.
treasure the gift of sleep, not everyone has it.
yea, im really into metal/rock/ anything that seems odd but makes sense.
what music you into?
>computer science
lol nerd
>But seriously congratz, I aint smart for college
487 tangela
All I hear is a shitty coverup for your fatass to get off the chair and walk
Why is the fox upset?
Better than expected, but pretty average.
Howdy
I dunno. She at worst does nothing and at best probably knocks off 1/4 of their HP, assuming they're utterly, abnormally normal and average. Which is still nothing to be scoffed at. Still, she's definitely breaking bones and knocking out teeth. And that's if she doesn't roll any critical hits and isn't accounting for the fatigue mechanic. She can absolutely beat a man to death with her hands. My rolls crafted a fucking monster. If she crits she can deal up to 8 damage. I have ~10% chance at crit, so ~5% chance of two in a row. If I hit that tiny chance she can actually kill a man with one good punch, because every time you crit (roll the highest possible number on the die), you get to roll damage another fucking time and add it on top of what you already dealt. So it can stack. If the enemy's damage resistance is 2 and only applies once per hit, a single crit can deal up to 8 damage, and a second crit could potentially make that 12. An EXTREMELY unlikely 3rd crit is getting into the territory of actually knocking eyes out of sockets and tearing off jaws. I also totally had her sexually assault a prostitute earlier.
mother fucker ignored my reply up top
mother fucker doesn't deserve to be welcomed.
mother fucker referring to you
Instinct has the top players, I believe.
Must be a pretty small town for it to only have 5.
Because Yozora is the worst
Late claim
Sorry was playing league. Yeah I love American ships but I generally default to German ships just a preference thing. Iowa is still best though ;^)
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You're welcome.
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Claimu!
Is Anonon or Asuka user here?
I think i saw Mercy, How's it going?
I was in the shower nigga. You want me to shower with my phone?
Mystic has the largest playerbase
Instinct is the 100% underdog
Strongest are all Valour
A cute spotted