Be me

>be me
>have terminal brain cancer
>got less than 6 months left to live
>feel like shit rn
Any tips guys?

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Get free shit literally anywhere

Not where i live

You can have trips

I'm so sorry user. Try to enjoy life and spend time with people you care about. We're all going to die

Have these quads

Shouldve stopped posting the damn bananas, faggot

See if Mia Khalifa lets you smash

Greentext the experience finding out, user

I wish man lmao inb4 she retired from porn

One of my favourite bands is doing one last tour because somebody in the band got brain cancer.

how does it feel? do you have terrible headaches?

I would do so many drugs

b0aty and iceposeidon are calling you. its summer nigger.

We are all going to die op. Even the most influential people of our time will be forgotten about eventually.

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Pics of cancer head

>be me 2 weeks ago
>have horrible headache to the point where i cant sleep
>my roomate saw me lying on the floor curled up and called ambulance
>spend the next 2 weeks in hospital until they find out
>now they released me a couple of hours ago and just got home

The only good thing is theyre prescribing me opiates so i can trip my way to death whilst shitposting

seconded

Godspeed, user

>theyre
Yep op, you definitely have brain cancer.

samefag

Will do

I was the one who asked for greentext retard

samefuckingfag

Also checkem

S ok man leave him be

Desu

samefag harder?

OP you really should try to suck off 100s if not 1000s of niggers with the time you got left.

is desu wat?

Op please, I want to see what your cancer filled head looks like.

Wrong again, desu

anything you'd like to do before biting the dirt? Just let everyone know that you'll be out in 6 and you wanna do something worth while.

Btw you know theres a thing called empathy right or compassion, im not here to grab attention but to talk with people about it

Aids plus cancer? Sure

I dunno where i left the scans man i think they're at the hospital lmao

You should know by now that a lot of us here lack empathy and compassion.

I do man i do i was just talking to the wall over there

That would be cool too, but that's not what I meant. I want to actually see a picture of your head.

There's no deformities or shit that you can see

Hey op, have you looked into getting a brain transplant?

with chemo and radiation treatment you should not die within 6 months .... chances are higher that you´re gonna be cured than win the lottorie

Research the fuck out of medicinal marijuana. Don't give up, start taking cannabis oil and vape/smoke/eat a shitload of cbd-potent strains. You can beat cancer.

Did you have any symptoms leading up to your blackout that you overlooked?

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IONLYFAKEDCANCERONCE

best time ever OP
nothing you do has any real consequences
>go kill some niggers or polititions

It's a proven and agreed upon scientific fact that cancer comes from having bigger cum in your mouth, vagina and anal cavity

This. Go kill Angela Merkel and free Germany of its Muslim takeover.

Well user., if you aren't just trolling, you have my sympathies. Had a relative die from that two years ago, it isn't a good way to go.

One thing I would suggest is there have been some studies showing that a massive dose of the measles vaccine, can make a big difference in someone who has brain cancer.

virtualtrials.com/news3.cfm?item=1765&showtext=y

nationwidechildrens.org/medical-professional-publications/measles-virus-shows-hope-for-treating-brain-tumors?contentid=78877

Try seeing if you can get into a study, to get access to the modified vaccine in heavy dosages?

Hope you can get into a study and that it will work for you. G.L. user.

Can confirm. Had a cancerous brain tumor removed and radiation therapy. going a little over a year now.

Green text story on how you found out about your cancer.

Las Vegas

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Nausea and casual vomiting

Shit, I hope I don't have brain cancer.

remember we'll be with u sooner thn u thnk.

Tell your story to attractive women. Get all the pusi while you can.

Im not sure but i guess i can try and do chemo or stuff the problem is i don't have much money and i dont know any nearby charities or people willing to help

Take as many as you can with you.

The world is your oyster
Rape
Murder
Drugs
The works

Wtf is that?!?

Use a fund me website like Kickstarter.

My sympathies, OP. Get a second opinion?

Lmao maybe i can go breaking bad and build a drug emporium to finanance charities so il be a sort of anti-hero
Fuck im being delusional again

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look at the bright side. it'll be over soon.

no. get the fuck back to twitch. yawn.

Trust me ive been on this website long enough to suspect that it gave me the brain cancer in the first place

Oh, im sure.

You're a dead man anyways
be delusional

That's one way of seeing it

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Don't do anything stupid or you could regreat it.
I know people around me (mother also) who were told to have 6 months maximum to live.

- Mother still here
- Other guy with brain cancer still here since 4 years.

The fact is that even house med could'nt tell you how much time left you have. Because there is noway we can know this precisely.

So my advice is to drink each seconds of this world, and maybe this willing to live and love life will get you out of this.

Because a part from medecine, willing and closure also can defeat cancer.

I saw it with my eyes.

Keep on, enjoy, wait for new treatment while reading books concerning recovery.

If you have hope inside, its time to look for the whole of it.

YOU'LL GO THROUGH IT

I will remeber you user.

I don't tend to cry in Sup Forums but thanks user you struck the feels

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Start eating Rick Simpson oil and you might live.

>Avoid red meat and sugar.
>Do your research in cannabis.
You're welcome.
Enjoy living.

nigger

u w0t m8

Would you consider going out with a bang?

Doesn't have to be a litteral bang but you can do anything without consequences.

Hello ms Harrington

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Stop complaining, you stupid fuck. If I was given the gift of death I would be so happy and excited. A terminal diagnoses is probably the first time I would feel pure relief and happiness since summers as a child.

moms credit card is lonely.

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Did i ever complain if so please quote me?

Nigger are you remedial?

It's okay OP at least you will witness 700M get!
I'm not so sure about 777777777 though...

blow yourself up, get some tips from Sup Forums

Check this shit.

Nah.

Get off Sup Forums, and start taking risks. Go ask out some girls, start approaching girls on the street. You have almost nothing to lose.

Fuck reading recovery books, doctors will tell you if there's something you should be doing. Don't be sad, you can't afford to be sad bro you can't spend your last 6 months sad.

Do shit that makes you happy. Get together with friends, have fun, fuck a bunch of hookers because STDs don't matter.

Spend the last of your money. IDK how much you have, if little then blow it all on drinks and party, if a lot then travel to beautiful places and skydive or some shit.

See if you can get a relationship with someone, then maybe start a family to carry on your legacy. If not put whatever talents you think you have into something that will survive on, whether it's a poem or music or an idea, just invest your intellect into one last pursuit.

Fuck learning, fuck health, fuck any sort of social anxiety or barrier in your life. You can't afford to stifle yourself anymore, and there's no need to. You should feel 100% okay with telling a random hot girl in a mall "I think youre beautiful". Spread some joy in your last 6 months here.

Good luck man.

Go get laid. Chicks love giving out cancer pussy.

Live Suicide On YouNow

Have you considered shooting yourself in the head? This way the brain cancer can't win and it won't ever try to fuck with you again. That'll teach that bitch ass brain cancer.

Brain transplant.

Bang a whore and give her your cancer

One doesn't simply brain transplant